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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, political, and deeply into art and culture. They frequently take principled stances and push back on shallow or bad-faith discourse, like when they call out people for overreacting in rap debates and say “lol people wanna start beef that doesn't exist A$ap litteraly repo'd the fall off stuff, yall wanna make hate where its love”. Their political and historical awareness also fits Lisa, as seen when they criticize anti-immigration rhetoric with “yeah instead you'll begin to die off because you are a theoretical stage 5 society and your birthrate is cliffing but sure lets keep up the global trend of anti migration” and point out how “for almost all of history it was only white people who oppresed white people”. Like Lisa's passion for jazz and niche art, they’re a serious music head and jazz fan, getting excited about boundary-pushing hip-hop and writing things like “as a big jazz fan, this track is so exciting because its a type of jazz i've genuinely never heard utilizied in hip hop”. They also show empathy and a human-first mindset, consistent with Lisa’s core values, echoing their bio “I see you as a human first” and their measured response to controversy like “i don't think we just accept this apology, but give the opportunity to let him prove it”.

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They come across as socially engaged and outward‑facing, constantly replying, debating, and tagging others, which fits Extraversion; for example, they actively @ people in esports discourse and music talk like “oh btw @riotgames @ValorantEsports @VALORANT you kinda fumbling by not getting derivakat on a VCT Champions song” and joke about predictions in competitive play in “please predict 100T tommorow”. Their focus is consistently on patterns, implications and broader takes (music history, politics, meta discussions of fandom), pointing to Intuition, seen in takes like “for almost all of history it was only white people who oppresed white people, nobody really went deep into europe.” and conceptual thoughts on demographics in “yeah instead you'll begin to die off because you are a theoretical stage 5 society and your birthrate is cliffing but sure lets keep up the global trend of anti migration”. Their tone leans strongly analytical and critical, prioritizing argument over harmony (swearing, calling out hypocrisy, defending nuanced positions), which is typical of Thinking: they bluntly say things like “elvis is a horrible censorization of the black people who created rock… stop fucking worshipping that prop” and dissect roster issues in “Kyu and Narrate are genuine problems with this sen roster… them weak links gotta go”. Their timeline shows spontaneity and real‑time reacting rather than structured planning, reflecting Perceiving: they live‑tweet album reactions (“AHHH ROBBERY YES THIS IS WHAT I WANTED BRO WE GOT THAT JAZZ RAP ON ROCKY AHHHHHHHHH”), fire off immediate sports/esports takes, and describe using AI mainly to avoid the tedious organization of lists in “my general use for AI is… to make lists because i hate making lists”. Taken together—debate‑heavy, outwardly engaged, abstract/analytical and spontaneous—this profile aligns best with ENTP.

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Hip-hop head, Valorant enjoyer, part-time jazz defender. Once live-tweeted an A$AP album on first listen and meant every all-caps word.– @empT_the_great

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This cocktail is built on a smoky bourbon base for that grounded, opinionated core that will call out bad takes without flinching, like when they say “elvis is a horrible censorization of the black people who created rock. … stop fucking worshipping that prop”. A sharp espresso shot captures their late-night, timeline-terror energy and obsessive music/Valorant dives, reflected in hype posts like “TAKING DONATIONS YALL Gotta get the DBD t shirt now Thank you @asvpxrocky for FINNALY dropping this 10/10”. Grapefruit peel and juice add a bitter-citrus edge for the way they mix love and criticism in fandom, as when they defend nuance with “i don't think we just accept this apology, but give the opportunity to let him prove it”. A dash of chili tincture mirrors the sudden all-caps bursts and hot takes—see “ROBBERY IS SOOOOOOOO FUCKING GOOD”. Finally, a foam cap sweetened with vanilla and honey represents the underlying warmth of someone who says “I see you as a human first” and admits soft spots like “i miss zoe :( i hope shes ok”, giving the drink a smooth, empathetic finish over all that chaos.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a strong analytical streak and love of digging into ideas more than just taking sides. They use AI specifically to synthesize information and make structured lists, describing their use case as “[to] scan for general information that would take a bunch of hours for me to go through (the important of which i fact check myself)” “my general use for AI is either to scan for general information that would take a bunch of hours for me to go through (the important of which i fact check myself), or to make lists because i hate making lists”, which is very Ravenclaw: leveraging tools to think more efficiently and then independently verifying. They analyze music and fan discourse in detail, e.g. breaking down why other people’s criticisms are inconsistent: “[the] reasons are never consitent between a SINGLE one of them , and most of the time they don't make sense at all” “the shit that throws me about ppl who don't like this album is the reasons are never consitent between a SINGLE one of them , and most of the time they don't make sense at all.”. There’s also an intellectual curiosity about genre and form rather than just vibes; they get excited specifically about new musical territory, saying as a jazz fan they’re hyped by “a type of jazz i've genuinely never heard utilizied in hip hop or anywhere outside of itself” “as a big jazz fan, this track is so exciting because its a type of jazz i've genuinely never heard utilizied in hip hop or anywhere outside of itself, really exciting to see new boundries being crossed”. Even when talking politics or demographics, they frame arguments in structural, almost sociological terms, like calling out anti‑migration by referencing a “theoretical stage 5 society” and birthrate trends “yeah instead you'll begin to die off because you are a theoretical stage 5 society and your birthrate is cliffing but sure lets keep up the global trend of anti migration, im sure that'll save you.”. This consistent pattern of critical thinking, meta-commentary on discourse, and excitement over novel ideas and structures fits Ravenclaw more than the other houses.

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A$AP Rocky’s DO NOT DISTURB fits them because they’re clearly locked into Rocky’s world and see his new era as a personal statement. They gush over the new album, saying “TAKING DONATIONS YALL Gotta get the DBD t shirt now Thank you @asvpxrocky for FINNALY dropping this 10/10” and even change their online identity around it with “Yeah this pfp and name gon be staying after that FL” and later “no more A$ap empT, but we keeping the DBD pfp”. Lyrically, DO NOT DISTURB is about being focused, unbothered, and leveling up while the world talks, which mirrors how they navigate discourse around rap and culture—calling out people who misread Rocky and others with posts like “lol people wanna start beef that doesn't exist A$ap litteraly repo'd the fall off stuff, yall wanna make hate where its love”. Their mix of passionate music criticism, political awareness, and self-aware humor aligns with Rocky’s cool, introspective confidence on the track. It feels like the soundtrack to someone who’s constantly online, highly opinionated, but ultimately more interested in the art and growth than in petty drama.

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