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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is smart, hyper‑online (if she were a modern teen), and deeply, sometimes painfully, invested in her niche interests. Like Lisa with her causes and fandoms (jazz, environmentalism, social justice), this user is intensely engaged with Stranger Things ships and meta, from “seeing people say ‘byler endgame’ in 2026” to “Bylers will shit talk other bylers and then go and tweet about some conformity gate”, which echoes Lisa’s frustration with hypocrisy. Their emotional reactions to media — “I’m so sad”, “It hurts”, and “I’m actually crying” — feel very Lisa-coded: earnest, dramatic, and sincere. The way they defend characters and fanworks, as in “why are yall so okay with hating on fanfics on main once they get popular i don’t get it” and “And fuck every will byers hater”, mirrors Lisa’s tendency to passionately stand up for things she thinks are unfairly treated. Even their joking intellectualism and fandom meta (e.g., “67gate just being the worst episodes in the series”) parallel Lisa’s habit of overanalyzing the media and systems around her while still being a teenager navigating her feelings.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they actively seek interaction and attention on the timeline, like asking for engagement and closer online connections in “Who wants to be priv oomfs @wheelbys” and “Can you guys tweet more i miss you @deadassmikeyway @pusheenbyers”, and joking about going viral in “Teach me how to go viral like you @deadassmikeyway”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they constantly interpret subtext, symbolism, and possibilities in fiction, like turning a random situation into a cheating AU in “how can i make this about mike cheating on el” and obsessing over narrative implications in “I can’t get over Mike just turning into an extra after episode 5”. They appear Feeling-oriented, centering emotional reactions, fandom solidarity, and moral judgments, as seen in “And fuck every will byers hater” and their frustration at fandom behavior in “Bylers will shit talk other bylers and then go and tweet about some conformity gate”. Finally, they read as Perceiving: they react in the moment, embrace chaos, and don’t present themselves as structured or planned, e.g. impulsively deciding “okay im rereading supervoid” and joking about muting people and doomposting in “I have actually muted about 50 accounts today for doom posting”. Overall, their enthusiastic online social energy, imaginative reading of media, emotional intensity, and spontaneous fandom behavior fit ENFP best.

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18 • she/her • professionally overinvested in Stranger Things. Once reread a 200k byler fic in two days and called it ‘media studies.’– @emptiedchairs

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with smoky mezcal for the dramatic, slightly feral fandom energy of someone tweeting “#MILEVENFUNERAL2025” and declaring “Stranger things actually ended after s2 that’s wild”. Ruby red grapefruit juice adds a sharp, tart edge for all the righteous salt in “seeing people say “byler endgame” in 2026” and “Will = boy Mike = Boy How do people ship this? 💀”. Passionfruit syrup is the sweet, obsessive heart of rereading fics and screaming “okay im rereading supervoid” and “everyone on the tl talking about Supervoid”. Chocolate bitters nod to the angst and melodrama of “I’m so sad” and “This is killing me”, giving it a darker finish. Topping it with sparkling yuzu soda keeps it fizzy and chaotic, like yelling “why are yall so okay with hating on fanfics on main once they get popular i don’t get it” while still being the friend who says “let’s start a new party, you and me”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Slytherin energy in how they navigate fandom and conflict: they’re blunt, strategic, and unbothered about burning bridges to preserve their own enjoyment. For example, they decisively curate their space by saying “I have actually muted about 50 accounts today for doom posting”, which is classic self‑preservation and emotional boundary‑setting. Their willingness to call out their own subgroup—“Bylers will shit talk other bylers and then go and tweet about some conformity gate”—shows a sharp, critical edge rather than harmony-seeking. There’s also a streak of performative ruthlessness in posts like “When Will’s epilogue boyfriend is tea” and the gleeful tagging in “Which mileven are yall tagging when byler is endgame”, which read as competitive and a bit taunting. While they clearly care about friends and fandom, the dominant pattern is shrewd, self-protective, and a little cutthroat, aligning most strongly with Slytherin.

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A song that best suits @emptiedchairs is This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things by Taylor Swift, because it’s playful, petty, and hyper-online in the same way their fandom presence is. They mix affection and drama in their timeline, like when they say “Bylers will shit talk other bylers and then go and tweet about some conformity gate”, which mirrors the song’s sarcastic call-outs of fake friends and backstabbing. Their flair for theatrics around ships and showrunners, such as “They really killed kali, el, broke up rovickie And never even gave will romance like wow they’re actually the worst”, matches the track’s over-the-top, champagne-toast-to-the-mess energy. Even their celebratory chaos, like “The byler endgame meal tastes so damn good” and the mock-funeral tag “#MILEVENFUNERAL2025”, fits the song’s vibe of laughing through the drama instead of pretending to be above it. The mix of righteous salt, fandom in-jokes, and emotional investment in Stranger Things and fic culture shows the same balance of sincerity and playful pettiness that defines the song.

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