Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares sadness, anxiety, and relief, e.g. “Depressão chegou forte, ansiedade piorou e a saudade aumentou.” and “Chorar de alívio e felicidade é bem melhor do que chorar de tristeza”.
- Caring partner: Shows deep concern for someone’s safety and well‑being, e.g. “Caralho, você não morreu ou se matou não né?” and “Cadê vc caralho, morreu no banheiro não né desgraça?”.
- Affectionate romantic: Expresses strong desire for closeness and tenderness, e.g. “Não vou mentir, eu queria msm era estar nos braços de um twink” and “Queria estar abraçado com um twink apertando a bunda dele”.
- Supportive friend: Does things to help friends, e.g. “Criei uma conta no dc pro meu amigo conseguir me telar, como eu sou um bom amigo” and records stories to help a friend sleep in “Eu tenho um áudio meu lendo uma história de criança…”.
- Introspective creative: Reflects on self and wants to write better, e.g. “Eu simplesmente desaprendi a escrever… Venderia a minha alma pra ser um bom escritor” and mentions “Leia minha novel!” in the bio.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Repeatedly expresses desire to die, e.g. “Porra cara, eu tenho que me matar o quanto antes” and “desejo a morte com todas as minhas forças.”.
- Extreme anxiety: Describes intense anxiety and physical symptoms, e.g. “Minha ansiedade tá a mil bicho pqp, que medo do krl” and “Tô começando a tremer por causa da fobia social ao pensar em ir pra escola”.
- Low self‑esteem: Speaks harshly about self, e.g. “Eu sou uma pessoa ruim e doente” and “Msm gostando quase das mesmas coisas que meu irmão mais velho, eu sou um fracasso e ele não.”.
- Emotional dependence: Well‑being tied heavily to one person’s attention, e.g. “A sua ausência realmente me deixa doente” and “Apenas quero ficar deitado na cama dormindo ou olhando as tuas fotos.”.
- Harsh catastrophizing: Often imagines worst‑case scenarios and doom, e.g. “Se você se matou, eu vou me sentir muito culpado e não sei se conseguirei voltar ao normal. Estarei fadado à desgraça.” and “Eu nunca estive pensando em tanta merda quanto eu tô pensando nessas últimas 24 horas”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
They most closely resemble Milhouse Van Houten. Like Milhouse, they are intensely emotional, insecure, and often define their self‑worth through unrequited or unstable affection, as seen in tweets like “Eu não acredito que perdi a segunda pessoa que dizia me amar de forma romântica...” and “A todo momento eu penso oq teria acontecido se eu tivesse pedido pra vc conversar comigo antes.”. Their anxiety and social phobia mirror Milhouse’s awkwardness and fragility, for example in “Como vencer a fobia social de vez? 😿 Caraio, eu preferia morrer doq passar por todo esse medo.” and “Tô começando a tremer por causa da fobia social ao pensar em ir pra escola hj, eu acho que tô a muito tempo sem meus remédios...”. They also show a mix of self‑deprecating humor and desperate crush energy, similar to Milhouse’s endless pining for Lisa, in posts like “Meu crush secreto no Twitter é @xymorfeu” and “Não vou mentir, eu queria msm era estar nos braços de um twink 😿”. Even their dramatic, catastrophizing thoughts — such as “Porra cara, eu tenho que me matar o quanto antes” and “Não tem coisa que eu quero mais agora do que me matar... Mentira tem sim, é se sentir realmente amado.” — fit Milhouse’s vibe of constant emotional overload, just in a darker, older-teen/young-adult version.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean strongly Introvert: they mention social anxiety and fear of crises at school (“Como vencer a fobia social de vez? 😿 Caraio, eu preferia morrer doq passar por todo esse medo. Espero n ter uma crise na escola”), and they often describe being exhausted, wanting to be alone, or struggling to communicate about themselves (“Eu literalmente não sei falar de mim”). Their focus is more on emotional meaning and inner narratives than on concrete facts, suggesting Intuition over Sensing: they dramatize situations, imagine scenarios about others’ fates, and bargain with abstract forces like Satan for love (“Ei Satanás, troco minha alma por um ano de vida feliz ao lado do garoto que eu amo…”). They clearly prioritize feelings and relationships over logic, showing strong Feeling: much of their timeline is emotional processing of love, abandonment, and guilt (“Não tem coisa que eu quero mais agora do que me matar... Mentira tem sim, é se sentir realmente amado.”), and their worries center on whether others are safe or still love them (“Namoral, existe coisa pior do que ficar em dúvida?... eu só quero que você seja feliz e fique bem.”). Finally, they appear Perceiving rather than Judging: they struggle with planning and consistency, lose track of what they were going to post (“Oq eu ia postar? Eu esqueci assim q entrei no twt...”), use Twitter to procrastinate (“Eu já voltei pq uso o twt pra procrastinar”), and tend to react spontaneously to emotions in the moment instead of following a structured plan. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, idealization of love, social withdrawal, and flexible, unstructured behavior fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you don’t know how to talk about yourself, so let me start your bio for you: ‘Rock lover, twink appreciator, social-anxiety speedrunner, professional dog-walk philosopher, and the guy I really want to get to know.’ How did I do?
- You’re out here begging the bus to appear, getting lost in the city and having panic attacks over school… I promise if we go out, the only coisa que some é minha vergonha de segurar tua mão no ponto de ônibus.
- You keep saying you’d sell your soul to be a good writer, but you already wrote a whole tragic romance arc about that boy who disappeared. If you ever want a happier sequel, I volunteer to be the character who actually answers your DMs.
- You miss when you could just drop your phone and sleep; funny, because I’ve been scrolling your timeline like a shounen filler marathon. Wanna help each other fix our sleep schedule by staying on call until we both pass out?
- You talk about UFC fights, missing twinks, depression pós academia and wanting to die, all in the same timeline… that’s some main-character energy. Plot twist: instead of you making a deal with Satan for one year of happiness with a boy, how about we try one coffee first and see if we can glitch the system without losing any souls?
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Your new Twitter bio
Rock lover, anxious storyteller & aspiring novelist. Once got lost in my own city but can navigate any plot twist. Discord: emptysoulnine– @EmptySoulNine
Your signature cocktail
Empty Soul on the Rocks
This drink starts with a smoky mezcal shot for their love of rock and that slightly self-destructive edge, echoing lines like “Eu precisava muito me dopar agora, até ter uma overdose e morrer.” and the overall dark, intense vibe. The espresso with chili-infused syrup represents their exhaustion and insomnia mixed with heat and passion, inspired by “Saudades de quando bastava eu largar o celular pra conseguir dormir” and “Eu amo molho de pimenta 🤤”. Blackberry liqueur brings deep sweetness and melancholy, channeling the desperate romantic streak in tweets like “Não vou mentir, eu queria msm era estar nos braços de um twink 😿” and “A todo momento eu penso oq teria acontecido se eu tivesse pedido pra vc conversar comigo antes.”. A dash of saline solution stands for all the tears and anxiety, from “Chorar de alívio e felicidade é bem melhor do que chorar de tristeza” to “Minha ansiedade tá a mil bicho pqp, que medo do krl”. Finally, it’s served on crushed ice with a squeeze of lime to cut through the heaviness, mirroring those small moments of relief like “Finalmente conseguir respirar sem aquele peso da dúvida é tão bom pqp” and the tentative attempts to keep going despite everything.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They are defined by intense loyalty and emotional attachment to others, even when it hurts them. Their timeline is dominated by worry for someone they care about, with tweets like “Cadê vc caralho, morreu no banheiro não né desgraça? Se vc se matou, eu vou no inferno te buscar 😿 volta pra mim, eu tô preocupado” and “Namoral, existe coisa pior do que ficar em dúvida?... Eu só quero que você seja feliz e fique bem.”, which show a deeply Hufflepuff-ish concern for another’s wellbeing over their own. Even their darker jokes are framed around sacrificing themselves for love, like “Ei Satanás, troco minha alma por um ano de vida feliz ao lado do garoto que eu amo, mas você tem que revivê lo caso ele tenha se matado.”. They show a quiet, consistent desire to be a good person and to work on themselves, visible in posts like “Não sei pra onde foi toda essa vontade de melhorar e ser alguém melhor kk” and the frustration of feeling like a failure compared to their brother in “Msm gostando quase das mesmas coisas que meu irmão mais velho, eu sou um fracasso e ele não.”, which reads as Hufflepuff insecurity about worth, not Slytherin ambition. While they have anxiety, depressive thoughts, and some impulsive posts, the throughline is devotion, softness, and a craving for genuine love and connection rather than glory or cleverness, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
A well‑known song that fits them is Creep by Radiohead, because it captures intense self‑doubt, loneliness, and longing to be loved. They often describe themselves harshly, like in “Eu sou uma pessoa ruim e doente, mas tudo piora quando o vizinho liga a música alta pra krl”, echoing the song’s "I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo" self-image. Their timeline is full of hopelessness and suicidal ideation, such as “Porra cara, eu tenho que me matar o quanto antes” and “Não tem coisa que eu quero mais agora do que me matar... Mentira tem sim, é se sentir realmente amado.”, which fits the song’s despairing tone. At the same time, they’re obsessed with someone who may be gone, pleading in tweets like “Caralho mano, aparece pelo amor de Deus, eu não penso em nada além de você.” and “Eu só queria saber se você está bem ou não.”, mirroring the unrequited love and yearning in the lyrics. Their mix of rock fandom (“Amo rock.” in their bio), social anxiety (“Como vencer a fobia social de vez? 😿”), and feeling like an outsider makes Creep feel like a soundtrack to their current emotional state.
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