Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Pop Culture Enthusiast: She is deeply invested in reality TV and series, frequently sharing passionate takes on Big Brother, Bridgerton, and Percy Jackson.
- Loyal Fan: She expresses long-term dedication to her favorite celebrities, such as “louis always being her favorite” and her love for BBB21.
- Socially Active: She actively seeks out companionship and group activities, like “looking for people to go to Londrina”.
- Academic Persistence: Despite the frustration of being “kicked out of two subjects”, she remains focused on her university routine.
- Transparent Communicator: She is very open about her daily struggles, from medical exams to “getting on the wrong bus”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Volatility: Her mood shifts rapidly from “loving Breno” to claiming “he isn't even handsome” and hating him.
- Self-Deprecating Talk: She engages in harsh self-criticism, explicitly stating “I hate myself, I am trash”.
- Impatience: She complains frequently about recurring inconveniences, such as “one week of rain in SBC”.
- Judgmental Language: She often uses aggressive insults for reality contestants, calling them “imbeciles” or “dumb”.
- Chronic Indecision: She expresses deep regret over her choices, admitting “I never regretted a decision so much in my life”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Kelly reflects Lisa’s intense passion for her interests, often expressing strong, intellectual, or moral frustrations with the world around her, such as when she critiques media fans or social behaviors, saying “To com odio dos fans de bridgerton”. Much like Lisa, she is deeply academic and feels the sting of institutional setbacks, lamenting, “Fui chutada de 2 materias”. Despite her occasional cynicism and moments where she claims “Eu me odeio mds eu sou umq merda”, she remains a dedicated fan of culture and reality television, mirroring Lisa's habit of becoming deeply emotionally invested in her favorite programs. Ultimately, her combination of academic stress, vocal opinions on justice, and a secret love for pop culture makes her a perfect match for the Simpsons' resident overachiever.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Kelly demonstrates an Extroverted (E) nature through her high engagement with public entertainment and her desire for social connection, such as when she “Procuro pessoas para ir ate londrina”. Her Intuition (N) is evident in how she projects personal narratives onto media, dreaming of possibilities like “Quero muito q a samira seja bi meu sonho” or relating to the BBB21 cast. She leans heavily toward Feeling (F), as her tweets are intensely emotional and reactive, ranging from “Eu me odeio mds eu sou umq merda” to expressing deep affection for her favorites. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait shows in her spontaneous lifestyle and lack of rigid planning, exemplified by her “peguei o fretado errado” and her last-minute decision to “ficar no apt no carnaval” for peace.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the 5th season of Bridgerton? Because despite what the book fans say, I’m ready to ignore everything else and just focus on our lesbian romance.
- I promise I’m more reliable than a SBC bus—I’d never let you get lost in the dark or make you walk up the avenue alone.
- Forget the BBB house; I’d never put you on the 'Pipocômetro' because in my eyes, you're always the 'diamante da temporada'.
- Are you Louis Tomlinson? Because no matter who else is in the lineup, you're always going to be my absolute favorite.
- I’m no Breno, but I promise I’ll never be passive-aggressive—unless we’re playing Cartola and you start beating my score.
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Your new Twitter bio
University student navigating SBC rain and the UF hustle. Passionate about reality TV strategy, Bridgerton, and 1D. Ask me about my 2.50 coxinha quest in SP.– @ENAllY4K
Your signature cocktail
The SBC Raincheck
This cocktail captures Kelly’s chaotic energy as she navigates life between Jacareí and SBC, where she constantly tweets “2 dias em sbc dois dias de chuva”. The bitter lemon reflects her frequent outbursts of “Q odio” regarding her Cartola team and the 'passivo agressivo' Breno, while the sparkling rosé represents her obsession with reality TV drama and her favorite contestant, “A chay claramente o diamante da temporada”. It’s a strong, moody drink for someone who is “pensando seriamente em ficar no apt no carnaval” just to find some peace.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Kelly demonstrates strong Slytherin traits through her focus on strategic advantage and self-preservation, particularly regarding social dynamics and competition. She consistently values strategic gameplay in reality TV, criticizing others for being “burros” (dumb) when they fail to make the most tactically sound move, and she values her own peace, even considering “staying in the apartment during Carnival” for her own comfort. Her resourcefulness and ambition are evident in her academic life, where she expresses frustration at being “kicked out of two subjects” because she actively “wanted to do them,” showing a drive to succeed in her path. Furthermore, she exhibits the classic Slytherin trait of calculated loyalty, openly changing her opinion on people based on their utility or behavior, such as when she bluntly stated, “I take back what I said, Breno is not handsome”.
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Your song
Midnight Memories - One Direction
Kelly is a dedicated fan of the boy band era, explicitly stating that “Any show that the 1D boys are doing here I'll have to go” and noting that “Louis will always be my favorite”. The song's high-energy and chaotic themes mirror her lifestyle of navigating public transport mishaps, like when she “took the wrong chartered bus” and had to walk in the dark. Her tweets capture a mix of youthful frustration and late-night spontaneity, such as deciding to “eat a coxinha for 2.50” while traveling alone. Midnight Memories perfectly encapsulates her frantic yet passionate personality as she balances university life with intense fandom and reality TV commentary.
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