Enby896
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Analytical: They consistently bring data into debates — e.g., '86% of snap households ... earned income btw' — showing a reliance on evidence rather than slogans.
- Compassionate: Their defense of vulnerable groups — 'cut off the poor children and the elderly and the disabled from being able to eat' — shows genuine concern for others' wellbeing.
- Plainspoken: They call out bad arguments bluntly — 'This is all ridiculous' — making their points clear and hard to misinterpret.
- Well-read: Using 'Library of Babel' as location and referencing studies ('The studies have been done on this') indicates literary and intellectual breadth.
- Pragmatic: They evaluate policies by operational consequences — 'If you want massive audits of snap you were going to have to spend a lot of money and higher a ton of agents' — preferring workable fixes.
Weaknesses:
- Confrontational: Frequent blunt corrections like 'That was not the OPs point' and 'This is not how this works at all' can escalate debates rather than ease them.
- Somewhat Unforgiving: Tweets such as 'This is an absurd standard' and 'This is all ridiculous' show low tolerance for weak arguments, which can alienate fence-sitters.
- Detail-heavy: A habit of grounding discussion in fine-grained facts ('$36 a year', specific percentages) can overwhelm readers who want high-level takeaways.
- Policy-centric: Strong focus on program mechanics ('Work requirements just waste resources') may make it harder for them to connect emotionally with audiences that respond to stories instead of stats.
- Skeptical of Populism: Statements like 'I'm skeptical of the populus to be perfectly rational' suggest a bias that can come across as disdainful toward ordinary voters.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the best Simpsons match: socially conscious, data-driven, and willing to lecture on ethics and policy. Iris's protective stance toward children, the elderly, and disabled people ('cut off the poor children and the elderly and the disabled from being able to eat') and their preference for evidence over rhetoric mirrors Lisa's earnest activism and moral clarity.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
INTJ fits because Iris prioritizes strategic, systems-level thinking (Introverted-iNtuitive-Thinking-Judging): they analyze big-picture program effects ('The Great society programs reduced poverty on a level that we have never seen before'), rely on logical data-driven critiques ('The amount that any individual person pays into snap is probably around $36 a year' and '86% of snap households ... earned income btw'), and favor efficient, planned approaches over ad-hoc solutions ('If you want massive audits of snap you were going to have to spend a lot of money and higher a ton of agents'). Their direct, corrective style ('This is not how this works at all') and concern for long-term policy outcomes ('This would take years and people would suffer') show the judging preference for structure and foresight.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a SNAP benefit? Because every time you show up, you make my heart less hungry (and that's a serious cost–benefit analysis).
- If you lived in the Library of Babel, I'd still be able to find the one book about you — and I'd cite it in my love economy.
- You must be a policy brief, because I keep re-reading you for clarity and you're making me care about the long-term outcomes.
- Do you accept lobster tails as currency? Because I'd budget one every three months just to take you out.
- I may not have a census, but I can tell you one stat for certain: 100% of my attention goes to you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Iris | Evidence-first policy nerd • Defender of kids, elders & the disabled • Library of Babel resident • I read the studies, then I tweet them • SNAP & social-safety-net skeptic of easy answers– @Enby896
Your signature cocktail
Policy Sour
The 'Policy Sour' is sharp, earnest, and a little complex — like Iris's tweets. Bourbon gives it backbone for tough conversations ('This is all ridiculous'), lemon for the sour clarity of critique ('This is an absurd standard'), honey for the compassion toward vulnerable people ('cut off the poor children and the elderly and the disabled'), and bitters to remind you policy has costs ('If you want massive audits... you were going to have to spend a lot of money').
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Ravenclaw suits Iris because they consistently privilege knowledge, evidence, and reason — they write 'The studies have been done on this and they show...' and often bring statistics into debates. Their 'Library of Babel' location signals bookish curiosity and love of complexity, hallmarks of Ravenclaw. They prize logical, well-constructed arguments over spectacle, and they enjoy correcting factual errors, which aligns with Ravenclaw's esteem for intellectual rigor.
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The Times They Are A-Changin' - Bob Dylan
Dylan's anthem of social change pairs well with Iris's emphasis on structural reforms and historical comparison ('They have never done so in the history of this country... The Great society programs reduced poverty'). The song's call to face inconvenient truths and the need for policy evolution echoes Iris's repeated insistence that simple fixes won't solve entrenched problems.
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