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Your Simpsons character
The overall vibe here is chaotic, irreverent, and proudly unserious, which lines up closest with Bart Simpson. Like Bart, this user mixes crude humor and rebellion, joking about sex and danger in tweets like "amanhã assistirei o jogo com uma camisinha e uma arma, se o timão ganhar, eu faço sexo, se ele perder.... vocês já sabem" and "ultimamente to me fazendo de pão pra linguiça entrar". They clearly enjoy trolling and conflict online, much like Bart stirring up trouble at school, as seen in "eu <3 brigar com criança na net" and "nao irei parar até alguém me bloquear". There’s also a strong anti-authoritarian streak and political edge, similar to Bart’s instinctive pushback against adults and institutions, in tweets like "sempre bom lembrar que a democracia não é um direito nato e devemos sempre lutar para que ela não seja roubada de nós" and "os caras contra o fim da escala 6x1 e a rotina nos fdp é assim". Even when they’re self-deprecating or anxious, such as "amo ser mediano em tudo" and "toda vez que penso em abrir minha boca em aula eu penso duas vezes...", it comes wrapped in sarcasm and performative drama, very much in Bart’s style. The combination of juvenile humor, trolling energy, and underlying social awareness makes Bart the closest Simpsons match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): they love chaotic interaction, public arguments, and visible engagement with others, e.g. celebrating fighting online in "eu <3 brigar com criança na net" and constantly quote-tweeting, plus openly flirting and seeking connection in "vem dormir de conchinha comigo @eusouamom" and "pqp como flerta". Their interests and humor are highly Intuitive (N): they jump between politics, fandom, identity, and meta-commentary like "imagina achar que no mundo real isso de 'gente estranha' realmente existe ??? usando icon como argumento..." and blend ideology with shitpost energy in "sempre bom lembrar que a democracia não é um direito nato e devemos sempre lutar para que ela não seja roubada de nós". They lean Feeling (F): their stances are value- and emotion-driven, full of moral outrage and empathy for workers (e.g. "sabe quem também não tem tempo.... trabalhador na escala 6x1") and intense emotional reactions toward religion and bigotry in "queria enfiar uma biblia no rabo de todos os crentes catolicos esse bando de fudidos...". Their style is clearly Perceiving (P): impulsive, messy, and exploratory—embracing chaos and spontaneity in "pensae 'só se tem 20 anos uma vez na vida' me faz chegar em lugares inacreditaveis", openly craving "emotion" in "to afim de uma emoção mesmo né", and admitting social hesitation in class in "toda vez que penso em abrir minha boca em aula eu penso duas vezes..." rather than presenting any structured, planned persona. Overall, the mix of loud online presence, value-driven politics, fandom passion (e.g. "weezer naruto zelda evangelion hatsune miku cigarro"), and spontaneous, self-revealing chaos fits ENFP best.

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Anime grad, part-time Corinthians worrier, full-time question asker. Once watched Naruto to convince myself to go to class—and it kind of worked.– @enbygallgher

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This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with smoked tea, a nod to their Brazilian leftist, worker-solidarity vibe and love of chaos, from calling out fascists in “po rapaziada vocês são facistas” to dragging reactionaries with “perfil monitorado pelo papai” in “perfil monitorado pelo papai @nikolas_dm”. Blood orange juice brings drama and angst worthy of a Naruto shipper who proudly declares “nós fãs de sasunaru não fodemos com bakudeku!” and tweets “naruto te amo vou pra aula hoje por você”. Dry vermouth is the slightly bitter, introspective layer for lines like “amo ser mediano em tudo” and “toda vez que penso em abrir minha boca em aula eu penso duas vezes… ai eu fico quieto”. A hit of chili-honey syrup captures their horny, unfiltered chaos—see “ultimamente to me fazendo de pão pra linguiça entrar” and “eu amo cuspe na boca”. It’s all topped with sparkling water for the manic timeline energy of endless KKKKKs like “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and the self-aware chaos of “to afim de uma emoção mesmo né”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits: they are combative, outspoken, and quick to jump into conflict to defend what they believe is right. They frame politics in terms of struggle and resistance, as in “sempre bom lembrar que a democracia não é um direito nato e devemos sempre lutar para que ela não seja roubada de nós”, which is very in line with Gryffindor’s militant idealism. They also relish confrontation, proudly saying “eu <3 brigar com criança na net” and persisting in arguments like “nao irei parar até alguém me bloquear”, underscoring impulsiveness and a taste for battle rather than diplomacy. Their furious anti‑religious outburst in “queria enfiar uma biblia no rabo de todos os crentes catolicos esse bando de fudidos…” shows moral absolutism expressed through reckless boldness, characteristic of Gryffindors at their most extreme. Even their humor is high‑intensity and risk‑seeking, for example “amanhã assistirei o jogo com uma camisinha e uma arma, se o timão ganhar, eu faço sexo, se ele perder.... vocês já sabem”, which fits the house known for dramatizing everything into a life‑or‑death stakes narrative. While they have wit and self‑deprecation, those play a secondary role to their core identity as someone who loudly and fearlessly throws themself into every fight, aligning them most strongly with Gryffindor.

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Buddy Holly by Weezer fits them perfectly: it’s nerdy, chaotic, and proudly uncool in a cool way, just like their whole vibe and bio (“rivers cuomo de calcinha”). They openly list their fixations as “weezer naruto zelda evangelion hatsune miku cigarro”, which already centers Weezer as part of their core identity. The song’s themes of feeling like a weirdo but not caring match tweets like “amo ser mediano em tudo” and “gente vocês são muito entediantes”, where they lean into being themselves instead of trying to impress anyone. Their irreverent, horny, shitpost energy in tweets such as “ultimamente to me fazendo de pão pra linguiça entrar” and “eu amo cuspe na boca” also fits Weezer’s dorky-yet-unfiltered tone. On top of that, their mix of political takes and internet drama (e.g. “é que pra racista tudo de ruim é pouco”) echoes the song’s underdog defiance—being loud, messy, and unapologetically themselves in the middle of everyone else’s expectations.

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