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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: playful, chaotic, and very online. Their posts lean heavily into silly, gremlin energy like “Headpats am I right chat? (Is this relatable content?)” and “Furries am I right (it’s 12:44 am I should sleep)”, which fits Bart’s jokey, unserious vibe. They also love making fun of things and people in a lighthearted way, like “Maybe if I mention the guilty gear the funny bag dude will comment and I can make fun of him (ask for bottom surgery)” and “Checkmate liberals”, echoing Bart’s trolling authority and culture. Their geeky side (RAM jokes and console specs in “Why is ram so expensive…. what are the protogens supposed to eat nowwww???” and “He also stole my Nintendo wii white that had 24 MB 1T SRAM @ 324 MHz…”) shows a nerdy attention to detail, but it’s always delivered as a bit. Even their love of chaos events like “Good luck #savetf2” and “#johnisoverparty” feels like Bart enjoying drama from the sidelines. Overall, they read as a modern, extremely online Bart Simpson with a fursuit instead of a skateboard.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they actively seek social interaction around cons and public spaces, like inviting people to say hi at a convention in “I’m at ane! I have zero following so idk if anyone will, but if you see me (probably with Colby) say hi!” and joking with a broader audience in “Headpats am I right chat? (Is this relatable content?)”. Their humor and interests are clearly Intuitive, leaning into wordplay and conceptual jokes rather than concrete detail, such as the tech-pun in “Why is ram so expensive…. what are the protogens supposed to eat nowwww???” and the meta-gag in “Imagine using twitter”. They show a strong Feeling orientation, centering emotions, relationships, and community: wishing others well in “Furry Christmas everypony :3”, celebrating queer identity in “Happy Gay Month gays”, and expressing excitement and affection in “COLBY MADE ME A FURSUIT HEAD!!!!!!!! :3333333333”. Finally, they appear Perceiving rather than structured, joking about staying up late in “Furries am I right (it’s 12:44 am I should sleep)” and describing overspending at a con with a casual, spontaneous tone in “Ane was really peak! I spent wayyyyy too much money tho lol. Def going again next year if my wallet can handle that :3”. Altogether, the energetic social engagement, playful abstract humor, emotion-centered posts, and go-with-the-flow lifestyle fit ENFP best.

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Fursuit enjoyer, convention wanderer, part-time tech nerd. Once spent more on Ane weekend than on PC RAM and still thinks it was a bargain.– @endermyne

Your signature cocktail
This bright, slightly chaotic drink channels their hyper, cutesy energy and furry vibes, especially the gleeful “Headpats am I right chat? (Is this relatable content?)”, giving it a sweet, attention-seeking fizz. The electric blue raspberry vodka nods to their protogen/tech humor, like complaining about RAM with “Why is ram so expensive…. what are the protogens supposed to eat nowwww???”, making the base both nerdy and punchy. Peach liqueur adds a warm, romantic note inspired by “Hello people that figured out I’m Colby’s girlfriend!”, softening the edge with something playful and flirty. Lemon-lime soda keeps the whole thing bubbly and convention-ready, echoing their excitable con posts like “I’m at ane! I have zero following so idk if anyone will, but if you see me (probably with Colby) say hi!”. The cotton candy syrup leans into their whimsical, slightly shitposty side from tweets like “Furries am I right (it’s 12:44 am I should sleep)”, making the cocktail sweet, silly, and just a bit over the top—much like their timeline. Finally, the star-shaped ice or candy garnish is a visual wink to their meme-y, convention-photo aesthetic seen throughout their posts, turning the glass into something as photogenic as a new fursuit head, just like “COLBY MADE ME A FURSUIT HEAD!!!!!!!! :3333333333”.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in @endermyne’s posts is playful warmth and loyalty rather than ambition or intellectualism. They’re openly affectionate toward their partner and community, e.g. greeting people with “Hello people that figured out I’m Colby’s girlfriend!” and frequently mentioning Colby, plus shouting out friends and artists in posts like “pfp and banner by @RexJawz :3” and “COLBY MADE ME A FURSUIT HEAD!!!!!!!! :3333333333 @RexJawz @SnipItShep”. Their bio boundary of “minors, go away” shows a grounded, protective sense of fairness and responsibility toward others. The tone across posts like “Furry Christmas everypony :3” and “Happy Gay Month gays” is inclusive, celebratory, and community-oriented. Even their jokes about conventions and expenses such as “Ane was really peak! I spent wayyyyy too much money tho lol. Def going again next year if my wallet can handle that :3” highlight valuing shared experiences over personal gain. Altogether, this consistent friendliness, loyalty to friends and partner, and casual, non-competitive vibe align most closely with Hufflepuff.

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A fitting song for @endermyne is Freaks by Surf Curse, which captures an energetic, slightly chaotic, and proudly weird vibe. Their playful furry identity and enthusiasm shine through posts like “Furry Christmas everypony :3” and “Arf!”, mirroring the song’s celebration of being a lovable oddball. Tweets like “Furries am I right (it’s 12:44 am I should sleep)” and “Imagine using twitter” show a self-aware, slightly ironic humor that fits the track’s anxious yet fun tone. Their excitement about cons and fursuit life, such as “I’m at ane! … if you see me (probably with Colby) say hi!” and “COLBY MADE ME A FURSUIT HEAD!!!!!!!! :3333333333”, matches the song’s pulsing energy and youthful intensity. Even their nerdy jokes like “Why is ram so expensive…. what are the protogens supposed to eat nowwww???” highlight a quirky, online-core personality that Freaks encapsulates well.

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