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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Rory is a high-achieving student who “speed runs” schoolwork, yet feels like an isolated outsider who “everyone at school hates.” Both display a deep, melancholic existentialism, with Rory noting they “want to stay miserable” to feel real, echoing Lisa's frequent struggles with sadness and her place in the world. Rory’s intense self-consciousness and feeling that “mental issues” must be displayed to feel valid mirrors Lisa's desperate need for recognition and her internal battle with perfectionism. Ultimately, Rory captures the darker, more modern 'internet-era' version of Lisa’s signature sensitivity and intellectual alienation.

Your MBTI personality Type
Rory identifies as an Introvert, preferring self-reflection and digital solitude, often noting, “i like talking to myself here on twt”. Their Intuitive nature is shown through abstract emotional fixations and existential dread, such as wanting to “stay miserable so i know that I'm real”. As a Feeling type, their posts are entirely driven by raw emotional states and a search for validation, admitting they feel “the need to have my mental issues be on full display Just to feel valid”. Finally, their Perceiving trait is evident in their disorganized, impulsive behavior and lack of schedule, frequently “conjuring up the most stupid fucking ideas” and struggling with basic routines.

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Theater student and enthusiast. When I’m not in rehearsal, I’m likely over-analyzing a school lunch menu or fixing a Peter Griffin wallpaper. Always on the move.– @engulfedwish

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This cocktail is a contradiction of 'kawaii' aesthetics and deep-seated angst, much like Rory’s self-described “chronically + mentally ill” persona. The pink gin base is a nod to their desire for things to be pretty, even when they “ordered hello kitty razors” to make their struggle more 'kawaii.' The bitterness of the Aperol mirrors the physical and mental sting of their habits, particularly when they feel “more scared of cutting my hair than cutting myself”. Despite the heavy themes, the drink is served as a 'normalpill' to match their tweet: “wow so normal 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 normalpillwd”. It's an experimental, light-bodied drink that masks a sharp, “nonsensical” edge, perfect for someone who uses their timeline as a “dream diary”.

Your Hogwarts House
Rory demonstrates the resourcefulness and self-interest characteristic of Slytherin, often prioritizing personal goals like weight loss or relief through self-harm regardless of the cost. They show a clear focus on their own narrative and 'safe place' within their community, as seen when they tweet, “this is my disry get out ?!!!!!1!!1!1??2?2?”. Their resourcefulness is evident in how they obtain tools, such as when they “ordered hello kitty razors” or considered if they should “steal my parents utility blades” to meet their needs. Furthermore, Rory exhibits a desire for a curated online identity, stating they want “more oomfs. …. so we Can all schizopost together”, reflecting the house's tendency to seek out like-minded circles that validate their specific ambitions and worldview.

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The song Prom Queen perfectly mirrors Rory’s constant struggle with body dysmorphia and the desperate desire to be thin, as seen when they tweet “i heed to Die why cant i Just be skisnnnydyhnnnjhhhh”. The lyrics' focus on self-criticism and the pain of comparing oneself to others resonates with Rory's admission, “i genuinely hate being fat like how did i gain 20kg in 2 years”. Furthermore, the track captures the cycle of self-harm and seeking validity through physical manifestation, reflecting their feeling of being “invalid For not having scarsss all over my srmss”. Ultimately, both the song and Rory's “own dream diary” explore the intersection of mental illness and the agonizing pressure to meet an impossible aesthetic standard.

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