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Your Simpsons character
This user matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, sarcastic, and constantly clowning on everything they love and hate. Like Bart, they’re bluntly rebellious and dramatic, saying things like “na moral cansei desse fandom morram todos” and “pau no cu do mundo”, which mirrors Bart’s habit of cursing the world while still caring deep down. Their humor is edgy and over-the-top, seen in tweets like “vou sair pela cidade metendo a faca nos outros ao som dessa aqui” and “minha teta esquerda ta me avisando que vem pedrada ai”, very much in line with Bart’s love of shock value and jokes. At the same time, they’re fiercely devoted to their faves and will go to absurd lengths for them, like “me sinto assim deixando o mv rodar o dia todo em três tvs, notebook e votando com os meus 15 e mails diferentes” and organizing voting tips in “o app libera os 5 votos diários POR E MAIL… vão poder usar mais votos”, echoing Bart’s ride-or-die loyalty to what he loves. The mix of horny jokes, chaos, and genuine passion for Enhypen and fandom drama makes them much closer to a modern, very-online Bart than to any of the more earnest or reserved characters like Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as strongly Extraverted (E): their timeline is loud, performative and very outward‑focused, constantly reacting to fandom drama, friends and family, e.g. joking about their dad in “vou fazer isso com o meu pai” and their uncle in “vsfd meu tio falando que no final dessa caminhada tosca do Nikolas Ferreira o Trump vai assumir o governo BrasileiroKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. They seem more Intuitive (N) than Sensing: they spin dramatic, exaggerated interpretations and fantasies rather than sticking to plain facts, like imagining violence in a humorous hyperbole in “vou sair pela cidade metendo a faca nos outros ao som dessa aqui” or turning a song into a whole scenario in “todo mundo concorda que sleep tight é música de fuder no pelo ne?”. Their tone is highly emotional and values‑driven, pointing to Feeling (F): they react with affection, irritation or moral judgment rather than structured logic, as in “tenho um nojo real de quem fica tirando tarot pra idol” and the bitter fandom remark “na moral cansei desse fandom morram todos”. Finally, the chaotic voting marathons and impulsive comments suggest Perceiving (P) rather than strict planning: they improvise workarounds like multiple emails in “me sinto assim deixando o mv rodar o dia todo em três tvs, notebook e votando com os meus 15 e mails diferentes” and complain about mess in a humorous way in “engene não tá servindo nem pra brigar direito”. Overall, the high energy, fandom‑centered socializing, dramatic imagination and emotional expressiveness fit ENFP best.

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Voting at 5am for Enhypen, dislocating fingers at volleyball, and accidentally learning politics from my uncle. Seventeen & &TEAM enthusiast.– @enhrtzjay

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like Lia yelling “DESGRAÇADO MDS EU FICO DOENTE” over her faves, so it starts with spicy cinnamon whiskey to match that fiery, foul-mouthed stan energy. Blackberry liqueur brings a dark, sultry sweetness for the thirsty sunsuna vibes of “me sinto uma loba faminta” and all the “que tesão” tweets. A sharp espresso shot represents the sleepless voting warrior who lets the MV loop on every screen and juggles multiple emails like in “me sinto assim deixando o mv rodar o dia todo em três tvs, notebook e votando com os meus 15 e mails diferentes”. The sparkling guaraná soda keeps it Brazilian, hyper, and slightly deranged for posts like “só o enhypen pra me fazer acordar as 05:00 da manhã pra votar”. Finally, a smoked salt rim adds bitterness and drama for the moments of pure caos such as “na moral cansei desse fandom morram todos” and the murderous love in “vou sair pela cidade metendo a faca nos outros ao som dessa aqui”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows intense ambition and a win-at-all-costs attitude, especially around voting and streaming for ENHYPEN. They brag about gaming voting systems and pushing themselves to the limit, like when they write about using many emails and devices to vote and stream, saying they feel like this while “leaving the mv playing all day on three TVs, notebook and voting with my 15 different emails” “me sinto assim deixando o mv rodar o dia todo em três tvs, notebook e votando com os meus 15 e mails diferentes”, and when they explain how to multiply votes by changing emails in the app “the app releases 5 daily votes PER EMAIL, so if you change your app email you can use more votes”. Their frustration and contempt toward less committed fans also suggests a ruthless, results-focused mindset: they snap at the fandom with lines like “engene didn’t let enha lose to a group that doesn’t even have a fandom” and “engene isn’t even serving to fight properly” “engene não tá servindo nem pra brigar direito”. They also show a darkly playful, aggressive streak, joking about violence in a dramatized way, as in “I’ll go around the city stabbing others to this song” “vou sair pela cidade metendo a faca nos outros ao som dessa aqui” and telling the world off with variations of “fuck the world” “pau no cu do mundo”. While there is clear loyalty to their group, it’s expressed through competitive aggression and strategic manipulation rather than gentle patience or idealistic heroism, aligning most strongly with Slytherin’s ambition, resourcefulness, and sharp-edged protectiveness.

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A song that best suits them is Kill Bill by SZA, because it balances intense obsession, dark humor, and unfiltered emotion the same way their timeline does. They joke about violence and chaos in a hyperbolic, unserious way, like when they say they’ll “go around the city stabbing people” to ENHYPEN’s new release “vou sair pela cidade metendo a faca nos outros ao som dessa aqui” and scream in all caps at idols “DESGRAÇADO MDS EU FICO DOENTE”. Their horny, dramatic stan energy also fits the obsessive love tone of the song, as seen in tweets like “me sinto uma loba faminta” and “eu só precisava dele e um copo d’água pra viver feliz”. The self-destructive, half-joking despair in lines such as “pensando se me mato agora ou depois que as votações de the sin acabarem” also matches the song’s dramatic, over-the-top emotional spiral. Overall, Kill Bill captures their mix of feral stan behavior, dark humor, and ride-or-die intensity toward ENHYPEN and their biases.

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