Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Caring parent: Frequently centers her daughter’s well‑being, like playing through a migraine in “i feel like the strongest soldier having a migraine…” and enjoying naps and playtime together in “fav daily activity is naps with my baby”.
- Supportive friend: Regularly wishes others a good day and responds warmly to mooties, as in “good morning everyone!! i hope you all have an amazing day 🤍” and “i hope you have a great day too friend!!!! 🤍🤍🤍”.
- Self-aware: Open about her mental health and patterns, e.g. recognizing manic episodes in “i’ve only recently discovered i have manic episodes…” and calling herself out in “what’s the point in complaining if you’re not gonna do anything about it and just continue to be lazy!?!?? @ myself”.
- Goal‑oriented: Sets clear goals for weight, daily limits, and life plans, as in “i have 8.6lbs left to lose to meet my goal this month” and broader life goals in “2026 goals ✨ lose weight (obv) get a professional haircut…”.
- Hardworking: Pushes through fatigue to handle parenting and home tasks, like deep cleaning in “deep cleaning my house today idc how long it takes” and doing workouts, skincare, and bed before 10:30 in “workout finished, showered, skin care done…”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered eating: Describes laxative dependence and extreme restriction, e.g. “lax is addicting…. to see the scale go down significantly…”, liquids‑only ideas in “debating doing a liquids only day again idk”, and hiding ED from her partner in “mine doesn’t. he just thinks i’m trying to be healthier….”.
- Harsh self-criticism: Talks about herself in very negative body terms, like “god i want my nails done… BUT I’M TOO FAT FOR ANY OF THAT” and “oh this is cuuuute. too bad i don’t think i’ll ever be small enough to look good in it”.
- Body dissatisfaction: Frequently expresses hatred for her body and specific areas, as in “i hate my mom fupa sm :(” and tying confidence and style entirely to being smaller in “maybe one day i’ll have the body i want to feel confident in getting clothes i want”.
- Health avoidance: Delays addressing physical health issues, shown in “i need to schedule an appointment with my doctor… but idk why i keep pushing it off like its not causing me any pain”, while also acknowledging intense migraines and laxative use.
- Motivation slumps: Frequently feels stuck and unmotivated, as in “where did my motivation go i want it back” and calling herself lazy in “what’s the point in complaining if you’re not gonna do anything about it and just continue to be lazy!?!?? @ myself”.
Your Simpsons character
Marge Simpson
They’re most like Marge Simpson: a stressed but devoted mom who constantly puts family first while quietly struggling with her own issues. Their timeline is full of caring-mom moments, like playing with their baby despite being sick (“i feel like the strongest soldier having a migraine that is making me want to throw up and pass out but instead i’m on the floor with my daughter playing like nothing’s wrong”) and laughing at the chaos of parenting (“when dad dresses baby….. mind you this top has matching bottoms that were folded up with the top so i’m confused”). Like Marge, they’re the emotional center of the household, often managing a grumpy spouse and still wishing him well (“my husband woke up with an attitude and had to ruin all that so now i’m trying not to be grumpy”, “i’m gonna knock my husband out if he won’t quit making me food… (love him tho)”). Underneath that caretaking, they carry heavy personal struggles—ED behaviors and mental health—while trying to stay functioning, as seen in “lax is addicting…. but i don’t wanna abuse it…. but i hate not using it” and “i’ve only recently discovered i have manic episodes with the help of my psychiatrist… i’m still trying to understand all these new diagnoses”. And like Marge’s quiet desire for self-care and confidence, they dream of haircuts, nails, clothes, and feeling better in their body while often putting those needs second to family life (“god i want my nails done, i want a nice haircut, i want cute clothes BUT I’M TOO FAT FOR ANY OF THAT”, “2026 goals ✨ lose weight (obv) get a professional haircut get nails done regularly”).
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFJ
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most posts center on home, baby, husband, dog, and internal struggles rather than parties or big social circles, e.g. “fav daily activity is naps with my baby” and “deep cleaning my house today idc how long it takes. every room is a mess and stale and needs a refresh”, which shows energy invested in private, domestic space rather than external stimulation. Their focus is strongly Sensing: they log foods and calories with precise numbers like “omelette made with cottage cheese & guac 314cals iced coffee 187cals” and describe physical symptoms and environments (migraines, weather in the PNW, dog slobber on floors) rather than abstract theories. They appear clearly Feeling over Thinking, prioritizing emotions and relationships: they soften complaints with affection such as “i’m gonna knock my husband out if he won’t quit making me food… (love him tho)” and worry about being present with family even when it disrupts goals, as in “went over my cal limit today bc we had family come and visit. i told myself i’d try to be more present”. Her tone is caring and validation‑seeking (“mooties what should i have”), not blunt or debate‑oriented. Finally, she skews Judging: she repeatedly sets structured goals and rules—monthly weight targets in “i have 8.6lbs left to lose to meet my goal this month”, strict eating limits in “what’s the point of setting a limit and a time to stop eating if i’m not gonna stick to it”, and daily planning like “either stay up later than i want to get my steps in… or don’t get steps in and try to sleep”. The combination of introverted, detail‑oriented caretaking, emotional concern for loved ones, and strong preference for plans and routines most closely aligns with ISFJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying “maintaining is better than gaining,” but I’m over here gaining feelings every time you post a sleepy ‘good morning’ selfie.
- You hid laxatives in the garage for a year and still remembered the exact box… I’m just wondering if I have to hide in a moving box too for you to hunt me down with that level of dedication.
- Your husband makes you food, your baby makes you a ‘strongest soldier’ on the floor, and your dog floods the kitchen… I can’t offer all that, but I can match your energy with coffee runs, migraine-safe dim lighting, and walks you actually want to do.
- You said you only enjoy food when it’s aesthetically pleasing—good news: I come plated like your Pinterest board, with the emotional support of tomato soup & quesadilla and the effort of keto pancakes with your mini.
- You’re a sourdough-taking, curly-hair-learning, therapy-going, manic-episode-surviving PNW mom who still deep cleans the house and does skincare when exhausted—forget weight goals, I’m just trying to be emotionally fit enough to be your ‘gentle giant’ Kahlua in human form.
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PNW mom balancing migraines, manic episodes & sourdough starters. Husband overfeeds, baby under‑sleeps, dog over-drools—still counting calories.– @ennaycal
Your signature cocktail
The Manic Mom Mocktail Mule
This drink starts with cold brew coffee concentrate for all those mornings powering through exhaustion and baby duty, like when she said she was “in desperate need of coffee but other than that i’m feeling good” “good morning everyone!!! how are we doing today?? i’m in desperate need of coffee but other than that i’m feeling good.”. Sugar-free vanilla syrup nods to her meticulous calorie counting and keto-friendly treats, such as her “keto chocolate chip pancakes” and carefully measured meals “had breakfast with my mini 🤍 keto chocolate chip pancakes, scrambled eggs with cottage cheese, & avocado 312cals”. Sparkling water with lime represents her determination to “refresh” her life and home, echoing her deep clean days and mood resets “deep cleaning my house today idc how long it takes. every room is a mess and stale and needs a refresh.”. A dash of ginger juice captures the sharp, chaotic edge of migraines, laxative spirals, and manic episodes “i’ve only recently discovered i have manic episodes… jeez i’m struggling” and “have a migraine. want to throw up”. Finally, coconut milk foam on top is the soft, nurturing mom layer—her floor playtime with her daughter and baby naps, even when she feels awful “i feel like the strongest soldier… i’m on the floor with my daughter playing like nothing’s wrong” and “fav daily activity is naps with my baby”. Strong in caffeine but technically a mocktail, it mirrors her edtwt discipline and experimental styling—maintaining, not gaining, but still sparkling. “maintaining is better than gaining maintaining is better than gaining maintaining is better than gaining”
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining traits are loyalty, care for others, and quiet perseverance, which are core Hufflepuff qualities. They consistently center their identity around being a mom, even when struggling physically or mentally, for example playing with their daughter despite a severe migraine: “i feel like the strongest soldier having a migraine that is making me want to throw up and pass out but instead i’m on the floor with my daughter playing like nothing’s wrong” and calling naps with their baby their “fav daily activity”: “fav daily activity is naps with my baby”. They’re also supportive and kind to others in small, consistent ways, like wishing their followers good days even when they feel bad themselves: “good morning everyone!! still feeling off but trying to push through. i have too much to do to have another lazy day, so it’s time to get back to normal. i hope you all have a wonderful day 🤍” and “i hope you have a great day too friend!!!! 🤍🤍🤍”. Their work ethic shows in posts about deep cleaning the house because they know it affects their mood: “deep cleaning my house today idc how long it takes. every room is a mess and stale and needs a refresh. i know this is partly the cause for me feeling down” and pushing themselves through low motivation: “where did my motivation go i want it back”. Even in disagreement, they focus on fairness and empathy, especially around parenting and breaking generational trauma: “these younger generations are breaking the generational trauma we’ve endured. like no parent is perfect and has their own issues”. Taken together, their everyday loyalty to family, gentle encouragement toward others, and steady effort despite struggles align far more with Hufflepuff than with the bolder ambition of Slytherin, the thrill-seeking of Gryffindor, or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
elastic - PARTYNEXTDOOR
A well‑suited song for @ennaycal is elastic by PARTYNEXTDOOR, which is about feeling stretched thin while still trying to keep it together. They constantly push their body and limits, from extreme restriction like “what do you plan on eating today? nothing bud!!! i plan on starving until i’m no longer mad at you 🥰” to laxative use and spiraling in “hid laxatives in boxes out in the garage… i’m spiraling more but i can’t take how heavy i feel anymore i need the help 😭”. Yet at the same time, they’re stretched emotionally as a mom trying to show up for their baby, like “i feel like the strongest soldier having a migraine… but instead i’m on the floor with my daughter playing like nothing’s wrong”. The song’s theme of emotional elasticity mirrors how they oscillate between self-criticism and determination, seen in “february hasn’t been the best as far as meeting my goals but we’re changing that today, no matter what”. Overall, elastic captures both the raw struggle and resilience that show up in their edtwt posts and their day-to-day life as a mom trying to cope.
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