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The user reads as a very Lisa-coded adult: passionate, intense about niche interests, politically aware, and a bit existential. They’re outspoken about real-world issues like when they say “you all need to get angrier like YESTERDAY at the shit happening in the world, in the us, everywhere”, which fits Lisa’s moral and political urgency. At the same time, they’re deeply invested in specific fandoms and media—gushing over Marvel Rivals, Fortnite, and Yellowjackets with tweets like “i cannot wait for yj s4 i need my cannibal yuri back on my tl”—mirroring Lisa’s obsessive love for her own interests (jazz, books, causes). Their bio calling themselves “strange & offputting” and their joking frustration about work, e.g. “whymust i have a job”, track with Lisa’s feeling of being out of step with the world around her. Even their mix of soft sincerity and sharp boundaries, like “MUTED! calling that self care stay the fuck away from me #fr”, fits Lisa’s combination of sensitivity and a firm sense of self.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: a lot of their joy comes from games, shows, and online fandom rather than constant in-person socializing, and they openly value a small, curated circle of "oomfs" over broad exposure, as seen in “any1 wanna be priv oomfs ◟(๑•͈ᴗ•͈)◞” and the irritation about follow-backs in “when i follow someone and they dont fb... so i hard block them”. They’re clearly Intuitive, hyper-focused on fictional worlds, aesthetics, and symbolism rather than practical minutiae, e.g. obsessing over character coding and references like “remembering when i got blocked... bc i said that shauna was NOT twilight sparkle coded” and yelling about skins and niche media in “AHHHHHHH MY NICHE”. Their tone is strongly Feeling-oriented: they react with emotional intensity, talk about bad days at work and being autistic in retail in “working in retail is hell for autistics like truly”, and push others to care morally about the world in “you all need to get angrier like YESTERDAY at the shit happening in the world”. Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than rigidly structured: they stay up gaming until 7am in “was up until 7am playing games with mala i have no regrets”, impulsively skip work because of snow in “called out of work bc its snowing and i did nawt want to scrape the snow off my car”, and talk about wanting more hobbies rather than strict plans in “my new years resolution is to indulge myself in more hobbies”. Taken together—intense emotional reactions, media/fandom focus, strong personal values, and a flexible, spontaneous lifestyle—they best fit INFP.

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Chicago gamer & horror enjoyer, 23. Known for calling off work for snow, staying up till 7am gaming, and yelling about skins like it’s my full-time job.– @entikitty

Your signature cocktail
The Strange & Offput-Tini riffs on their bio — a dark, glimmering drink for a self-proclaimed “🐈⬛˚ strange & offputting 𓉸ྀི 🐾 gaming & horror grl” that still goes down sweeter than expected. The black vodka base is for their black-cat, Marvel/Rivals obsession, begging for skins like Black Cat and Rogue: “i need black cat in rivals already PLEASEEEE” and “all my mains getting a skin except rogue 🗿🗿”. Lychee liqueur adds a soft, romantic sweetness for hot pot dates and partner-core posts like “hot pot with oomfie & partner tmrw me so excited” and “me & my partner core (im sackboy)”. Yuzu soda or lemonade keeps the energy bright and fizzy, matching their caps-lock hype for skins and concerts in tweets like “magik & luna snow in fortnite on valentines day omg happy birthday to meeeee :3” and “WANNABE?????”. The edible glitter mirrors their sparkly, fandom-heavy timeline and concert excitement: “i hope she keeps them for the chicago show omg PLEASEEEE”. Finally, the dry ice or smoking herb garnish nods to their horror/cannibal-yuri and spooky tastes in things like Yellowjackets and Mitski: “yellowjackets come HOMEEEE” and “mitski the artist that you are....”, giving the cocktail an eerie little aura befitting a horror girl queueing up games until 7am: “was up until 7am playing games with mala i have no regrets”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is self‑protection, boundary‑setting, and a sharp, sometimes ruthless social instinct, which points to Slytherin. They’re very explicit about cutting people off when reciprocity isn’t there, saying they’ll hard block someone who doesn’t follow back after they’ve tried to be friendly: “when i follow someone and they dont fb but i keep liking their tweets bc i wanna be their friend n they still dont fb so i hard block them bc what the fuck do i look like lol”, which shows a strong self‑preservation and pride in how they’re treated. They also talk about muting people as an act of self‑care and keeping them away: “MUTED! calling that self care stay the fuck away from me #fr”, underlining that they’re willing to curate their environment aggressively rather than tolerate what feels bad. Their ambition and obsessive drive when they want something (especially skins/characters) is intense and single‑minded, e.g. “oh this skin will be mine.......” and “she will be MINE”, which is very in line with Slytherin’s goal‑oriented fixation. Even their approach to work and life is framed in terms of survival and gaming the system—calling retail “hell for autistics” while still pushing through it: “working in retail is hell for autistics like truly” and then choosing to call out of work when conditions don’t suit them: “called out of work bc its snowing and i did nawt want to scrape the snow off my car”, which fits Slytherin pragmatism more than Hufflepuff dutifulness. Overall, the combination of fierce boundaries, pride, and determined pursuit of what they want makes Slytherin the best fit.

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A song that best suits them is First Love / Late Spring by Mitski. Their bio leans into being “strange & offputting” and a horror/gaming girl, which matches Mitski’s blend of longing, intensity, and emotional messiness. They explicitly show love for Mitski in tweets like “mitski the artist that you are....” and “ty mitski for the new priv pfp”, suggesting her music already feels like part of their identity. The song’s themes of feeling too much and being overwhelmed by adult life fit with posts such as “whymust i have a job”, “working in retail is hell for autistics like truly”, and “the concept of me turning 24 next month like ew”. There’s also a tender, almost romantic core in how they talk about their partner and friends, like “had to onceify my partner before we see twice in april” and “was up until 7am playing games with mala i have no regrets”, echoing the song’s mix of love and anxiety. Overall, First Love / Late Spring captures their blend of softness, intensity, and slightly feral girlhood energy.

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