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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-Awareness: He describes himself as 'Raro' and 'Introvertido', indicating a degree of self-reflection and understanding of his own personality.
- Passionate Gamer: His dedication to WoW, even creating a new character to play alone, shows his enthusiasm and commitment to his hobbies.
- Expressive Humor: His willingness to make jokes about taboo subjects, like his kidney stone raffle, demonstrates a bold and unique sense of humor.
- Loyal Swiftie: He identifies as a 'swiftie', demonstrating loyalty and passion for the singer Taylor Swift.
- Open Affection: He says that he is 'Amable' and 'Respetuoso', suggesting a willingness to be kind and considerate towards others.
Weaknesses:
- Crude Humor: His jokes about sensitive topics and use of derogatory language, such as 'los problemas de este pais se van a solucionar cuando dejen de cogerse esos negros de mierda rip argencongo', can be offensive and insensitive.
- Sexual Preoccupation: His frequent tweets about sex and his desire for female attention, like 'alguna ovulando?', can be off-putting and inappropriate.
- Attention-Seeking: His desperate plea 'quien me quiere ?' suggests a need for validation and attention from others.
- Impulsivity: Tweeting 'Andaba meando la puerta de un coche' shows that he has a tendency to act without thinking.
- Immature Behavior: The fact that he is 14 years old demonstrates the lack of maturity.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Dante is very similar to Bart Simpson. Like Bart, Dante has a mischievous and rebellious streak, often making crude jokes and pushing boundaries. His tweet 'Andaba meando la puerta de un coche' is something Bart would definitely do. Both are also known for their dark humor and willingness to say offensive things, mirroring Bart's antics in Springfield. Also, Dante's young age is very similar to Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
Dante embodies ESTP: extraverted, sensing, thinking, perceiving. His extraversion is clear in his open pursuit of connection, like 'quien me quiere ?'. His sensing side focuses on immediate experiences, as seen in 'Andaba meando la puerta de un coche'. His thinking side makes blunt, often offensive, statements, like 'los problemas de este pais se van a solucionar cuando dejen de cogerse esos negros de mierda rip argencongo'. Perceiving keeps him adaptable and impulsive. He's a thrill-seeker who lives in the moment.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Boca Juniors? Because you're giving me ED... but I still want you.
- Is your name WoW? Because I'd create a new character just to be with you.
- Are you a kidney stone? Because I'd raffle you off for 100 pesos.
- Are you Taylor Swift? Because I'm a loyal Swiftie and I'm ready for my Lover era.
- Are you a car door? Because I want to pee on you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Hormonal 14-year-old Argentinian gamer. Boca Juniors fan (but they give me ED). Offering kidney stone raffles for 100 pesos. Just looking for someone to play WoW with and maybe... more. ⚰️– @entombd_
Your signature cocktail
The Kidney Stone
The 'Kidney Stone' cocktail captures Dante's bizarre and often painful personality. Tequila represents his rebellious spirit, while lime juice adds a sour kick. Tabasco sauce reflects his offensive humor, and pickled ginger adds a touch of the unexpected. The salt rim represents the tears of those offended by his jokes. It's a drink that's as memorable as it is unpleasant.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Dante would likely be sorted into Slytherin. His tweet 'todos ustedes son inferiores a mi' displays ambition and a sense of superiority, traits often associated with Slytherin. His crude humor and willingness to make controversial statements, like 'los problemas de este pais se van a solucionar cuando dejen de cogerse esos negros de mierda rip argencongo', show a disregard for social norms and a willingness to do what it takes to get a reaction. While he may crave connection, his methods are often self-serving, aligning with Slytherin's focus on self-preservation and ambition. He's less about overt bravery and more about achieving his goals through any means necessary.
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Freak on a Leash - Korn
This song's raw energy and angst-ridden lyrics capture Dante's hormonal and rebellious spirit. His tweet 'korn si hubiera escrito una cancion sobre mi: freaky🫦 on a leash' shows he identifies with the song's themes of frustration and confinement. The song's aggressive sound mirrors his often crude and offensive humor. It's an anthem for his teenage angst and desire for freedom.
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