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Your Simpsons character
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, introspective, politically aware, and often feeling misunderstood. Like Lisa, they’re highly sensitive and think deeply about justice and identity, seen when they call out lesbophobic/transphobic views about trans sapphic women in sex and relationships in “Conversando aqui sobre mulheres trans saficas, me assustou saber a opinião transfobicas de mulheres lésbicas…” and say “Sou a favor do olho por olho, dente por dente. Se a justiça falha, a vingança não falhará”. Their intense romantic fixation and unrequited crush energy also echo Lisa’s dramatic, idealized feelings for people, like in “Enquanto TUDO me lembra ela, a só lembra de mim em momentos específicos. Que merda de vida é essa” and “Vou passar meus dias muito triste agora que eu sei que ela só me vê como um apoio emocional…”. The existential sadness and self-destructive thoughts — for example, “Passo todo o tempo do mundo tentando não falar sobre me matar” — mirror Lisa’s darker, depressive arcs, just expressed in a much more explicit, online-gen-Z way. Finally, their love of pop culture (K‑pop, Blackpink, Free Fire, tarot, fandom ships) and being a bit of a dramatic, artsy romantic, as in “Queria ser bonita de um jeito estranho, uma beleza que desconcerta, que foge da lógica, quase irracional”, fits Lisa’s mix of intellect, creativity, and emotional overthinking better than any other Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): despite craving connection, they often describe feeling drained and withdrawn, like when they say they’ll disappear from Instagram because it feels awful to be there “Sentimento horrível entrar naquele insta pqp j vou sumir de novo” and complain about low engagement and being a “flopadinho” “vsfd essa porra dessa conta fala as coisas mais básicas do mundo e hita horrores, ai vai um flopadinho (eu) postar alguma coisa e não ganha nem 1 like”, suggesting social media is more self-expression than true extroverted energy. They fit Intuition (N) because they frequently romanticize and abstract their experiences into metaphors instead of sticking to concrete facts, like wanting a strange, unsettling kind of beauty “Queria ser bonita, mas não bonita no sentido de ‘nossa, que linda’. Queria ser bonita de um jeito estranho, uma beleza que desconcerta, que foge da lógica, quase irracional” and reflecting on the inadequacy of words to make someone stay “Há mais de 400 mil palavras no dicionário e, mesmo assim, nenhuma é suficiente para fazer você ficar”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over logic, prioritizing emotional impact and values: they are deeply affected by love, almost-relationships, and injustice, as in their frustration with transphobic lesbians “me assustou saber a opinião transfobicas de mulheres lésbicas… por que transar com uma mulher trans seria um problema?” and their heartbreak over being seen only as emotional support “ela só me vê como um apoio emocional, e que só volta porque sabe que eu sempre vou estar ali”. Their impulsive, emotionally driven lifestyle points to Perceiving (P): they talk about wanting to do “500 courses” starting “tomorrow” “To decidida que vou fazer 500 cursos a partir de amanhã” but also show little evidence of structured follow-through and lots of spontaneous decisions and obsessions “Maldita hora que eu fui ficar obcecada”. Finally, the combination of intense inner romanticism, fixation on a quase algo, and preference for idealized love and tragic stories “Eu sempre falei que histórias com finais tristes são as minha favoritas”, along with their value-driven outrage and melancholy, aligns very closely with the INFP archetype.

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Lia • she/her • lesbian, gamer & BLACKPINK apologist. Once ate so much BK I ‘died’, but I’m still here oversharing, reading tarot & missing my almost-lover.– @entrelilinhas

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with passion fruit vodka for the obsessive, chaotic crush energy of wanting a very specific girl to find her online and slide into her DMs (“Queria muito que uma menina especifica ai visse minha conta e me seguisse…”). Pink grapefruit juice brings a sweet-but-bitter punch, just like listening to songs about almost-relationships and disbanding girl groups while suffering over a ‘quase algo’ (“Indo botar pra tocar minha playlist do quase algo”, “Por esse quase, eu quase morri de saudade…”). A blackberry liqueur drizzle sinks dramatically to the bottom, representing her darker thoughts and flirting with death in between shitposts (“Passo todo o tempo do mundo tentando não falar sobre me matar”, “Pode anotar ai: desse ano eu não passo. Pode ir comprando o caixão já”). It’s topped with sparkling tereré-infused lemonade as a nod to her mom’s experimental suco de limão com uva and her playful, chatty side (“Minha mãe inventou de fazer suco de limão com UVA pra tomar tereré. Confesso que foi um sabor bem inesperado, mas é uma delicia”). Finally, a dash of smoked salt rims the glass, because even in love and fandom she’s a little acídica and vengeful, ready for olho por olho when justice fails (“Sou a favor do olho por olho, dente por dente. Se a justiça falha, a vingança não falhará”).

Your Hogwarts House
Lia’s defining trait is intense loyalty and emotional devotion, even when it hurts her. She openly admits ignoring tarot advice to seek someone who values her because she wants a specific girl: “as 3 falaram que é pra eu ir atrás de alguém que me valoriza. Mas eu quero ela e só ela nessa desgraça”, and feels used as emotional support but still stays: “ela só me vê como um apoio emocional, e que só volta porque sabe que eu sempre vou estar ali”. That willingness to remain there for someone, even unrequited, is very Hufflepuff. She also shows deep attachment to friends and loved ones, saying “Eu real não conseguiria perder mais um amigo, acho que eu iria adoecer até morrer pra rever eles no inferno 💗”, and talking at length in emotional voice messages to Karoline: “Desabafei demais com a Karol agora, fiquei até com dor de cabeça de tanto falar”. Even her anger is rooted in a strong sense of fairness and justice, as when she reacts to a crime case: “Sou a favor do olho por olho, dente por dente. Se a justiça falha, a vingança não falhará”. While she has flashes of Slytherin-style obsessiveness and some Gryffindor-like bluntness, the core pattern is steadfast loyalty, emotional dedication, and a desire for fair treatment, which clearly aligns her most with Hufflepuff.

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A song that best suits Lia is Jealousy, Jealousy by Olivia Rodrigo, because it captures her mix of insecurity, obsession, and longing. She openly talks about wanting unconventional beauty and feeling inadequate, like when she says she “wanted to be beautiful in a strange way, a beauty that unsettles” and complains that engagement “flops” for her while basic accounts go viral. The song’s theme of comparing yourself to others fits her jealousy and fixation on a "quase algo", as seen when she’s devastated that her not-girlfriend will kiss others at Carnaval and she’ll never reach “those plump lips”. It also reflects how she oscillates between self-deprecating humor and real pain, like saying she spends all her time trying not to “talk about killing myself” while still being playful and dramatic about love and fandom. Overall, the song’s bitter, spiraling energy and confessional tone mirror the way she tweets about love, envy, and self-image.

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