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Homer Simpson is known for his chronic alcoholism, impulsive aggression, and frequent displays of bigotry, mirroring the user’s pattern of substance abuse (“Sleeping 14‑18h a day to not feel anything”) and hateful ranting (“I FICKE DIESE DUMMEN TÜRKEN RAHHHHH”). His arrogance and reckless behavior, exemplified in the bio “Arrogant³ wie Kubikmeter”, echo Homer’s overconfident yet clueless attitude (“D'oh! I'm the smartest man in the room”). Both exhibit suicidal or self‑destructive thoughts, as seen in the tweet about wanting to “blow my FUCKING HEAD OFF” and Homer’s occasional despair over his life. Lastly, the user’s vulgar, misogynistic outbursts (“...kill some time …”) match Homer’s frequent crude humor and disrespectful remarks toward women and minorities. Overall, the combination of alcoholism, aggression, arrogance, and self‑destructive tendencies makes Homer the closest match.

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The user’s tweets are highly outward‑focused, constantly tagging others and seeking attention (e.g., "shoutouts @HabKeinAim303 for the pov" and "fasten your seatbelts and your kippa BARD 'THE FASTEST JEW ALIVE' Verstappen is coming"), indicating Extraversion. They discuss concrete, sensory experiences—gaming moments, drug use, and vivid visual details—rather than abstract theories, showing a Sensing preference (e.g., "life is getting boring double the tats Double the piercings double the abuse make the hair black this time"). Their statements are driven by strong personal emotions and values, often hostile or passionate, such as "I FICKE DIESE DUMMEN TÜRKEN RAHHHHH" and "who do i have to give my last 20 bucks so he blows my FUCKING HEAD OFF...", reflecting a Feeling orientation. Finally, the chaotic, impulsive nature of the posts, with rapid topic shifts and a lack of apparent planning, suggests a Perceiving lifestyle. Together these traits point to an ESFP personality type.

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24 | German gamer | Path of Exile & League fan | Coffee-fueled streamer - once beat a boss with a broken mouse– @Envy_EUW

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This cocktail, the "Kubikmeter of Arrogance", is a dark, bitter blend that mirrors @Envy_EUW's aggressive and self‑destructive vibe. The base of Jägermeister and Absinthe gives it a German bite and hallucinogenic edge, echoing the tweet "♡Substance Abuse♡" and "Sleeping 14 18h a day to not feel anything". A splash of blood‑orange juice adds a splash of violence, as seen in "fasten your seatbelts and your kippa BARD 'THE FASTEST JEW ALIVE' Verstappen is coming". Activated charcoal and a dash of chili‑infused syrup create a murky, painful finish, reflecting the tweet "life is getting boring double the tats Double the piercings double the abuse make the hair black this time". The drink is as chaotic and volatile as the user’s own proclamations, like "I FICKE DIESE DUMMEN TÜRKEN RAHHHHH" and "who do i have to give my last 20 bucks so he blows my FUCKING HEAD OFF".

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Envy_EUW's tweets are dominated by aggressive, self‑serving and power‑seeking language, typical of Slytherin traits. They boast of arrogance ('Arrogant³ wie Kubikmeter') and relish dominance over others, e.g., 'I FICKE DIESE DUMMEN TÜRKEN RAHHHHH' and 'who do i have to give my last 20 bucks so he blows my FUCKING HEAD OFF'. Their disregard for moral standards and willingness to manipulate or threaten, such as 'I will bring myself soon' and 'i refuse to accept that TR is a real server', shows cunning and a lack of concern for others. They also show ambition for personal gratification, like 'life is getting boring double the tats double the piercings double the abuse', which aligns with Slytherin ambition. Therefore, the house that best fits Envy_EUW is Slytherin.

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The lyrics of "Hurt" describe deep self‑destruction and numbness, which matches Envy_EUW’s repeated references to self‑harm and a desire to escape reality. The user writes, "Sleeping 14‑18h a day to not feel anything" and "sometimes not existing sounds really tempting", echoing the line "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel". Their tweet "1 lüge 2 wahrheit: ich bringe mich bald um" directly references suicidal thoughts, aligning with the song’s refrain "the needle tears a hole" and "the pain is all I know now". Moreover, the chaotic, nihilistic tone of the chorus – "What have I become? My sweetest friend, I'm a liar" – mirrors the user’s self‑destructive bragging about drug use and hateful aggression. The overall mood of the track captures the mixture of anger, hopelessness, and a yearning for oblivion that permeates the timeline.

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