Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Writes fan fiction and participates in NaNoWriMo, e.g., "PULLED IT BACK YEAR 16 of #nanowrimo / #notnowrimo".
- Humorous: Uses absurd jokes like "Avatar 3 is... horny?" and self‑deprecating comments about train tickets.
- Authentic: Shares personal hardships openly, such as dad's liver cancer and mom's pancreatic diagnosis.
- Community‑Focused: Advocates for local issues, e.g., calls for better public transport and mentions Wellington theatre awards.
- Observant: Notes small details, like green‑party underwear and the lack of a Japanese AV manual.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Frequent profanity and sudden angry outbursts, e.g., "FUCK OFF SILICON VALLEY SHOULD BE *****".
- Oversharing: Posts intimate medical updates about family members, such as dad's cancer and mom's pancreatic mass.
- Negative: Regularly complains about public transport and city infrastructure, e.g., "AWFUL PUBLIC TRANSPORT".
- Inconsistent: Tweets jump between unrelated topics—movies, food, trains, fandom—without clear focus.
- Volatile: Expresses extreme emotional reactions, like "if i get a 5am tech call i will harm myself" and "kill me kill me".
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
The user describes themselves as an "artistic dipshit" who "writes a lot of fic" and obsessively follows pop‑culture releases like "Avatar 3 is… horny?" and the "S2 Pitt trailer" – a clear parallel to Comic Book Guy’s encyclopedic fandom and habit of critiquing media. Their frequent, profanity‑laden rants such as "FUCK OFF SILICON VALLEY SHOULD BE ***** ** *** *******" and "commercial radio is a blight upon us I cannot roll my eyes HARDER" echo Comic Book Guy’s sarcastic, often bitter commentary on corporate media and technology. They also show a nerdy preoccupation with details, for example obsessing over the "pointlessly complicated gisborne bus timetable" and calling themselves a "big train girlie," mirroring Comic Book Guy’s love of obscure trivia and collectibles. Despite the sarcasm, the user expresses genuine concern for family, as in the heartbreaking post about their dad’s liver cancer and mum’s possible pancreatic cancer, reflecting the occasional soft side Comic Guy occasionally reveals toward his mother and friends. Overall, the blend of pop‑culture obsession, sharp sarcasm, nerdy detail‑orientation, and occasional heartfelt moments aligns most closely with the personality of Comic Book Guy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They frequently share personal experiences and interact with others, for example "me and my dad had plane nerd time at da airport [4 pictures]" which shows extraverted energy. Their tweets often explore abstract ideas and future possibilities, such as "i had a tarot reading early nov that was to the essence of 'everything's going to fall down around you and then you'll build back better and stronger'", reflecting intuition. They make decisions driven by personal values and emotions, evident in the venting tweet "so rough news my dad's got liver cancer ... my mum might be diagnosed ... i'm home for christmas ..." showing feeling. Their lifestyle is flexible and spontaneous, as seen in "I spent nearly sixty dollars on yuzu juice soda in the last ten days christ" and "do youse reckon ill get in trouble if i walk along the section of (overgrown, unused) gisborne rail line", indicating perceiving. These combined traits point to an ENFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a train on the Makaraka line? Because every time I see you, my heart starts chugging along the tracks and I can't wait to ride next to you.
- Your tarot said everything will fall around you and you'll rebuild stronger—how about we rebuild a love story together, with me as your co‑author in your next nanowrimo challenge?
- If Avatar 3 got you feeling horny, I bet a real‑life adventure on a train to Gisborne would leave us both breathless—care to hop on board?
- I may have crashed my e‑scooter, but I promise the only thing I'll leave on you is a soft, colorful scar of affection, not road rash.
- You claim the public transport in Gisborne is terrible, but I guarantee a ride with me would be the only commute worth staying up late for—let's make the journey our own.
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Your new Twitter bio
Nonbinary writer, train enthusiast, fanfic creator & NZ transit storyteller. Once walked a 20‑yr rail line through blackberry. 🚂📚 #Ao3 #Nanowrimo– @eph__em__era
Your signature cocktail
Makaraka Express
The "Makaraka Express" is a vibrant, layered cocktail that captures the chaotic energy of @eph__em__era’s life, mixing bright citrus with deep berry and a touch of tropical cream. Yuzu juice reflects their obsession with the pricey yuzu soda ("i have spent nearly sixty dollars on yuzu juice soda in the last ten days christ"), while blackberry syrup nods to the overgrown railway they "'walked' the length of the makaraka branch line + some of the palmerston north gisborne line yesterday and by 'walked' i mean i fought my way through so much blackberry it was unreal". A splash of gin (the classic British spirit) and a drizzle of coconut cream pay homage to their "big train girlie" vibe and love for New Zealand’s iconic pavlova. A pinch of chili flakes adds the "PUNISHINGLY HOT" heat they complain about ("it is PUNISHINGLY HOT in the 35 i have no idea how people live here"), giving the drink a bite of sarcasm and fire. The final garnish of a tiny train‑shaped chocolate and a sprig of rosemary evokes the "artistic dipshit" who blends fandom, writing, and everyday drama into a single unforgettable sip.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user shows a strong curiosity and love for knowledge, evident in tweets like "I have, after ten days, figured out the pointlessly complicated gisborne bus timetable enough to catch a bus," demonstrating analytical problem‑solving. Their frequent meta‑commentary on media, such as "the thing about watching both strictly and dwts… strictly seems a whole lot more kind and generous" and "The Running Man rips… it’s crazy maximalist and does so much with fun campy nonsense that i had an incredibly good time," shows a thoughtful, critical eye typical of Ravenclaw. Their dedication to writing fanfiction and creating elaborate stories ("author's note: this erotic story exists in a universe where people just sling it up ...") reflects the house's value of intellectual creativity. While they express emotion and loyalty, the dominant pattern is one of intellectual curiosity, analysis, and a desire to understand and create, aligning most closely with Ravenclaw's core traits. Therefore, Ravenclaw is the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
The user’s obsession with trains ("big train girlie", "train nerd time at da airport", "I love big train girlie") and their chaotic, high‑energy posting style match the wild ride described in "Crazy Train". Their frequent mentions of mental strain and personal crises—"so rough news my dad's got liver cancer…", "it is PUNISHINGLY HOT in the 35 i have no idea how people live here"—echo the song’s theme of feeling like you’re "going off the rails". The self‑deprecating humor and frequent outbursts ("FUCK OFF SILICON VALLEY…", "this is the most absurd shit test i've ever seen") also align with the song’s rebellious, "crazy" vibe. Overall, the combination of train fixation and a sense of being on a wild, uncontrollable ride makes "Crazy Train" a fitting anthem.
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