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Lisa is the best match because both are thoughtful, emotionally intelligent, and often on the outside of mainstream expectations; Jason's open vulnerability about mental health and identity ('autistic + plural', 'i’ve recently relapsed') echoes Lisa's tendency to wrestle with complex feelings and be earnest about justice and care. Like Lisa, Jason is creative and introspective (art commissions, crafting), and sometimes lonely in their concerns while still wanting connection. Lisa's blend of sensitivity, moral seriousness, and awkward humor maps well onto the tone of these tweets.

Your MBTI personality Type
INFP fits Jason: they show introverted tendencies (preferring a private account, 'won’t be checking this app for a while', and close family ties 'very close with my mama'), strong values and feeling orientation (deep concern for their dog's comfort and family wellbeing: 'i'd like to truly focus on my dog, family, and friends' and emotional honesty about relapse), intuitive creativity (art commissions, craft obsessions, and liking narrative games like the Henry Stickmin collection), and a flexible, spontaneous approach (they stop and start projects: 'i never have finished things when i see these'). They even speculate about this themselves: 'i think i got infp or intp i forgot', which supports an INFP leaning toward feeling and value-driven choices.

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he/it • Jason (Reginald/Calico) — autistic + plural • self‑proclaimed 18 • artist (commissions open) • #1 pizzaburger fan • baker, gamer & dog’s person • very queer, very blunt • kindly: DMs filtered, priv for real– @ephemeralhurts

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The 'Calico Comfort' is a comforting, slightly nostalgic mocktail/cocktail that borrows directly from their timeline: 'cola' appears in their tweets, the lavender‑lemon nods to sensory calm for anxiety, creamy foam matches the 'A PILLOW IM DYING BRO' need for soft comforts, and the glitter is playful like their art and gaming streaks. It's fizzy, calming, and a little crafty — like sipping an in-progress canvas while petting a dog.

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Hufflepuff fits Jason because their tweets repeatedly show loyalty, patience, and a grounded care for others: they say they want to 'truly focus on my dog, family, and friends' and describe being 'very close with my mama', which are classic Hufflepuff values. They are humble and earnest rather than attention-seeking for status; even when they crave attention ('i should get more attention from everyone always') it's framed as a personal need rather than ambition. Their steady compassion while navigating illness, relapse, and caregiving aligns with the house's reputation for kindness and resilience. The creative, domestic pleasures — cooking, baking, crafting — also lean toward the warm, homey Hufflepuff vibe.

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‘Fix You’ matches Jason's emotional landscape: there's an ache and a desire to comfort or be comforted that comes through in 'my dog is actively dying' and 'i’ve recently relapsed and gone downhill mental health wise'. The song's steady, hopeful swell pairs with their willingness to be vulnerable and their tender focus on family — it's melancholic but consoling in a way that seems to fit their tone and needs.

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