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Your Simpsons character
They resemble Lisa Simpson most: thoughtful, politically aware, and emotionally introspective while still being very online and a bit chaotic. Like Lisa, they care about social issues and human rights, as seen when they criticize Bolsonaro and torture apologism in “you want justice for someone who already confirmed being in favor of torture? an enemy of human rights, give me a break” and call out prejudice in “people work REALLY hard to be dumb and prejudiced, seriously”. They’re very self-reflective about mental health and maturity, mirroring Lisa’s tendency to overthink adulthood, in tweets like “it’s bizarre how much I’m demanding maturity from myself… I don’t allow myself to be sad about things I judge as too childish” and “today I really found out what an anxiety crisis is”. Their nerdy enthusiasm for pop culture and comics — from DC and Batfamily love to watching Wicked and novelas like in “I started watching the soap opera ‘três graças’ and it’s the best thing ever, I’m LOVING it” — parallels Lisa’s intense fandoms and intellectual hobbies. Finally, the way they celebrate accepting their sexuality in “I’m finally accepting my sexuality… this is a HUGE achievement” echoes Lisa’s journey as a sensitive, queer-coded character striving to be true to herself in a world that doesn’t always make that easy.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): many tweets describe being in their own world and feeling disconnected from people close to them, like their mom, and enjoying solitary media binges: “acho que as vezes se trancar em casa e maratonar sua temporada favorita de ordem eh a melhor escolha” and “moro com minha mae e a gente praticamente nao conversa, entao eu to sempre no meu mundo mexendo no cell”. They show a strong Intuition (N) preference through focus on meanings, stories, and possibilities rather than concrete facts, e.g. deep emotional reactions to films and novels like Wicked and Três Graças and philosophical comments about depression while living their dream abroad: “literalmente eu, eu to realizando meu sonho de estar vivendo em outro país e nao sinto nada??? a depressão eh algo”. Their values-driven, empathy‑heavy tone indicates Feeling (F): they rant about injustice and human rights (“vi um post aqui do carlos bolsonaro pedindo justiça pelo pai... um inimigo declarado dos direitos humanos, me poupe”), call out prejudice (“as pessoas se esforçam MUITO pra serem burras e preconceituosas”), and celebrate their own and others’ queer identities, including a big emotional milestone of self-acceptance: “to finalmente aceitando minha sexualidade… isso eh uma conquista ENORME”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they frequently change their Twitter "pack" on a whim (“eu nao vou sossegar ate mudar o pack dnv mas eu mudei nao tem nem 3 dias”), struggle with follow-through and structure (“preciso de um grande tapa na cara e muito esporro pra voltar a ler hqs imediatamente”), and often describe themselves as restless, hungry, tired, or procrastinating rather than tightly planned and organized. Overall, the combination of introspective emotional depth, value-driven commentary, love for fictional worlds (DC, novels, telenovelas, animation), and flexible, somewhat chaotic lifestyle fits INFP best.

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Brazilian in San Diego, comic nerd & Batfamily enthusiast. Once craved pickles for days even though I don’t like them. Any pronouns.– @ephieewayne

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a bright, chaotic mix for the DC nerd who’s up late debating whether to read comics or binge Três Graças, like in “pensando aqui se passo a noite lendo minhas novas comics ou se passo assistindo as três graças” and “comecei a assistir a novela 'três graças' e tipo the best thing ever”. Cachaça with passionfruit brings Brazilian roots and intense feelings, echoing “ja to sonhando com feijoada e muita comida de verdade” and the emotional rollercoaster of “hoje eu realmente soube oq eh uma crise de ansiedade”. A tiny pickle brine splash nods to the unhinged cravings in “to a DIAS super aguada por picles E EU NEM GOSTO DE PICLES”, giving a weirdly addictive twist. Sparkling guava soda and maraschino cherry syrup add sweet, queer, bubbly vibes for the Harley/Batwoman-loving DCnauta of “amo a batfamilia e detesto a batfamilia” and “adivinhem quem voltou pro icon da harley”. The lime wedge with chili salt rim represents their sharp humor and refusal to take bigotry quietly, like in “as pessoas se esforçam MUITO pra serem burras e preconceituosas” and the political rant in “vi um post aqui do carlos bolsonaro pedindo justiça pelo pai”. Overall it’s strong but playful, a little salty, very gay, and perfect for someone who can tweet “eu to muito feliz pq sinto que to finalmente aceitando minha sexualidade” and still say “quero fazer tudo e ao mesmo tempo nao fazer nada” in the same breath.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently center relationships, loyalty, and emotional honesty in their life, which fits Hufflepuff. Their joy in small community milestones and connections shows in tweets like celebrating mutuals and followers: “GALERA 300 SEGUIDORES EBAAA” and the affection in “AMO MINHA ESPOSA”. They value fairness and basic decency, calling out prejudice and cruelty, for example criticizing Bolsonaro and defending human rights in “vi um post aqui do carlos bolsonaro pedindo justiça pelo pai, e eu nao queria comentar pq vai atrair gente com opiniões contrárias, mas voce quer justiça por alguém que ja confirmou ser favorável a tortura? um inimigo declarado dos direitos humanos, me poupe”, and getting upset at people who are “burras e preconceituosas” in “as pessoas se esforçam MUITO pra serem burras e preconceituosas, de verdade”. Their kindness and desire for emotional connection is clear when they talk about wanting to communicate better with their mom in “oi me sinto meio triste pq moro com minha mae e a gente praticamente nao conversa… mas eu queria muito falar com ela” and when they gush about loving their best friend and teacher in “eu amo minha melhor amiga, eu amo meu professor, eu amo minhas aulas pro concurso, toda aula uma pérola diferente”. They are also hard‑working and grounded in their goals, like preparing for a police exam and wanting to improve their life in “ser saudável, entrar na academia estudar e passar no concurso da PM...QUERO NINGUÉM ME GORANDO TA”. Taken together—loyalty, fairness, care for others, and steady effort over flashy ambition—these traits are most strongly aligned with Hufflepuff.

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A song that best suits them is Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At The Disco, which is all about embracing queerness and rejecting shame. They talk about finally accepting their sexuality and coming out more openly, calling it an “ENORME” achievement after years of struggle: “eu to muito feliz pq sinto que to finalmente aceitando minha sexualidade…”. Their bio also proudly flags their sapphic identity and DC fandom: “amo a batfamilia e detesto a batfamilia … Venere Vai Vênus THE PEAK,” showing the same unapologetic, dramatic energy found in the song. The playful way they center lesbian desire in media, like when they complain about “a sapatona da elphaba beijando aquele twink do fyiero”, fits perfectly with the song’s focus on queer attraction and fluidity. Overall, the track’s mix of vulnerability, self-discovery, and confident queer joy mirrors their journey and online personality.

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