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Your Simpsons character
A classic match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as strongly Extraverted: they constantly post in-the-moment reactions to games, school, and social life, often addressing others directly and tagging people, e.g. “best event ever spent w @izzylover9000 @lulluckyy and @UnreleasedFNC2 🥹” and “life is good got a cheap locker bundle n went on a date w my beautiful girlfriend thanks @HJDoogan”. Their focus is very Sensing: nearly every tweet is about concrete experiences—Fortnite cups, specific skins, being arrested, getting an internship, or physical frustrations like “almost broke remote by the way just for this stupid shit fuck this game”—rather than abstract theory. The tone is highly Thinking-oriented and blunt, prioritizing direct critique over harmony, e.g. “fix your fucking game @FortniteStatus”, “epic you guys are a bunch of fat homos”, and “can we ban these retards from twitter like genuine question”. They appear more Perceiving than Judging: they react impulsively to situations (queue issues, app failures, random wins), embrace last‑minute or chaotic circumstances like “got this shit while doing finals 😭✌️”, and jump between topics (games, arrests, dates, school) without a structured, planned persona. Overall, the high-energy, in‑the‑moment, sensory-driven, and bluntly critical style fits ESTP best.

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Fortnite grinder, part-time law student, full-time queue complainer. Once did a cup on school Wi‑Fi and almost broke a remote for a free skin.– @epicemployeecos

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Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Slytherin traits: competitiveness, edge, and a desire to win and get ahead. Their Fortnite grinding and cup focus, like “PLEASE FIX QUEUE SYSTEM @FortniteStatus I CANT PLAY THE BLITZ CUP” and “thank you @freefortrew for helping me get into the blitz cup”, displays ambition and obsession with performance. They’re also unapologetically sharp and provocative, as seen in “epic you guys are a bunch of fat homos” and the slur-laced rage at Fortnite and its devs, showing a willingness to cross lines to vent and assert themselves. At the same time, they are resourceful and network-oriented, thanking service accounts and friends for help—“thank u @GowturServices #Gowturlegit” and “thank you @AlexhandreT for helping me get into this shitty ass cup”—which fits Slytherin’s strategic use of connections. While there are glimpses of loyalty and softness (e.g., “life is good got a cheap locker bundle n went on a date w my beautiful girlfriend”), the dominant pattern is ambition + edge + self-interest, aligning most closely with Slytherin.

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A high-energy, chaotic anthem like SICKO MODE fits Cosmo’s hyper-online, gaming-obsessed personality and constant switches between moods. They bounce from hyped grind tweets like “easy free skin barely any grind” and “did with school wifi ezzzz” to rage moments such as “fix your fucking game @FortniteStatus” and “almost broke remote by the way just for this stupid shit fuck this game”. The song’s constant beat switches mirror how they flip from trolling and irony to genuine emotion, like celebrating time with friends and their girlfriend in “best event ever spent w @izzylover9000 @lulluckyy and @UnreleasedFNC2 🥹” and “life is good got a cheap locker bundle n went on a date w my beautiful girlfriend”. Cosmo also loves being in the middle of big pop-culture and gaming moments—Fortnite events, Simpsons collabs, TikTok, GTA6—matching the larger-than-life, mainstream energy of SICKO MODE. Even when they’re complaining about school or social media, like “please get me out this school” and “instagram genuinely fix this pedophillia problem you got on your platform”, there’s still that over-the-top, dramatic flair that fits the track’s intensity and constant forward motion.

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