Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Deep Loyalty: Consistently supports the soccer team Vasco da Gama through extreme highs and lows, as seen in "VASCOOOOOO CARLHOOOOOOOOOOOO".
- Creative Diligence: Demonstrates dedication to hobbies by spending months writing and preparing complex RPG sessions, mentioned in "Finalmente terminei de escrever a introdução do meu RPG".
- Resilient Work Ethic: Maintains a disciplined schedule despite exhaustion and long hours, evidenced by working from "08:00 da manhã de sexta , parei às 01:30 de sábado".
- Empathetic Philosophy: Advocates for human fallibility and forgiveness over internet hate, as stated in "um erro, não transforma a pessoa em um monstro".
- Goal Oriented: Celebrates educational and personal milestones like his college graduation in "Finalmente colei grau, uhuuul!".
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Volatility: Displays extreme reactions to sports and gaming, often resorting to keyboard smashing such as "Dhxudbeidifodb ui só meu fuesbdo fuej iejsoevfos".
- Impulsive Speculation: Publicly shares unverified medical theories regarding family tragedies, like in "tudo indica que foi culpa das vacinas".
- Hypercritical Nature: Often lashes out at professional athletes with harsh language, calling a player "muito ruim" or "horrível".
- Existential Pessimism: Expresses dark views on life's difficulties, describing existence as "unbearable pain that you need to go through".
- Political Cynicism: Voice strong, alarmist views regarding his country's future, claiming "o Brasil rumando a uma situação pior que a propria China".
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
@Epicxls mirrors Milhouse’s earnest, slightly unlucky, but deeply loyal and geeky nature. Much like Milhouse’s intense devotion to his hobbies, the user is a passionate gamer who experiences high emotional stakes in titles like Arknights and Elden Ring, lamenting when things go wrong by stating, “out of nothing the existence becomes an unbearable pain”. He shares Milhouse's frequent brushes with bad luck, notably when he tweets about his hardware issues, “the audio is a bit choppy and a little hiss... is this normal?”, or his exhaustion from work. Despite being a bit of a “loser” in his own self-deprecating eyes—joking about his “life of a poor worker... only sadness”—he possesses a romantic heart. His bio and tweets like “I love my woman” reflect the same pure, wide-eyed devotion Milhouse shows to his crushes.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Epicxls exhibits Introversion through a focus on solitary gaming and private reflections, often sharing philosophical thoughts on the nature of mistakes and the 'unbearable pain' of existence. Their Intuition is evident in their interest in abstract themes within stories, such as interpreting Elden Ring DLC as a lesson that “abandoning parts of yourself... is never the correct path,” and their creative pursuit of writing RPG campaigns. They lean heavily toward Feeling, prioritizing emotional authenticity and personal values, frequently tweeting declarations like “I love my woman” or reflecting that “Love is feelings, not words.” Finally, a Perceiving trait is suggested by their spontaneous, high-energy reactions to sports and games, as well as a focus on the “evolution that happens with error” rather than rigid structures.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an Arknights: Endfield simulation? Because even if I could defeat a boss in 3.73 seconds, I’d rather take my time exploring every bit of lore with you.
- I promise I’m more reliable than the Fúria IGL situation—I’ll never leave you wishing for an Art comeback.
- They say abandoning parts of yourself for a goal is the wrong path in Elden Ring, so I’m bringing my whole self just to ask if you’d be the Ranni to my Tarnished.
- Is your name Vasco? Because you’ve got me screaming 'VAMOOOOO' and feeling like I’ve just escaped relegation in the 90th minute.
- I’m currently writing the introduction to a new RPG, and I was wondering if you’d like to be the legendary main character who makes the story worth more than a one-shot.
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Graduate & RPG writer. From surviving Elden Ring bosses to celebrating Vasco victories. I believe in redemption, hard work, and the perfect gaming setup.– @Epicxls
Your signature cocktail
The Endministrator’s Vasco-ada
This cocktail starts with a strong Cachaça base to celebrate his die-hard love for Vasco da Gama, echoing his ecstatic shout: “VASCOOOOOO CARLHOOOOOOOOOOOO”. The dark espresso represents the exhaustion of a “pobre e trabalhador” lifestyle, while the vibrant passion fruit and blue float mirror his obsession with Arknights: Endfield and the aesthetic of his “#TalosIIPhotography”. A pinch of salt is added for the moments he’s frustrated with gaming or politics, like when he noted, “Um time não quer ganhar, outro quer perder.... complicado”. Finally, it's a drink served for two, because as a romantic at heart, he believes “A melhor demonstração de amor é se transformar na sua melhor versão para a pessoa amada”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Epicxls consistently demonstrates the Hufflepuff core values of loyalty, hard work, and fairness. They express deep devotion to their partner, stating “My girlfriend is perfect”, and show a strong work ethic despite difficult conditions, noting how they “started working at 08:00 on Friday [and] stopped at 01:30 on Saturday”. Their sense of justice and kindness is evident in their criticism of online toxicity, arguing that “The X is disgusting... people need to get rid of this hate that corrodes the mind”. Furthermore, their unwavering support for the football club Vasco da Gama, even through immense stress, highlights a “loyal and nothing else” temperament characteristic of a true Badger.
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Unstoppable - Sia
This song perfectly captures Epicxls's intense resilience and passionate loyalty toward their interests, from their career to their favorite sports team. Despite describing life as a “unbearable pain” and struggling with “toxic work”, they maintain a powerful 'unstoppable' energy whenever their favorite club, Vasco da Gama, succeeds. Their explosive celebrations like “I'M CRAZY... VASCO DOESN'T FALL” mirror the song's themes of inner strength and outward confidence. Additionally, their commitment to love as a “sacrifice” and their drive to reach goals like “finally graduated” reflect a persona that keeps moving forward regardless of the obstacles.
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