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Equity Cats shares a resemblance with Milhouse in that both have a humorous yet critical perspective on their surroundings. Milhouse often finds himself in quirky situations, much like how Equity Cats humorously navigates the complexities of finance, as shown in tweets like 'Sir are you using any other form of birth control besides wearing NFT shirts?'. Both characters also experience moments of regret, similar to Equity Cats' reflection on missed opportunities in trading, such as with $GME.

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📈 Finance enthusiast | Options pricing aficionado | Master of market humor | Skeptic of all things political | Exploring the wild world of stocks from The Arena | 🇩🇰 🇨🇦 🇺🇸– @EquityCats

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Equity Cats embodies traits often associated with Slytherin, such as ambition and cunning, particularly in his approach to trading and market analysis. His skepticism towards politicians and market efficiency suggests a strategic mindset, as seen in his tweet, 'If you think markets are efficient and rational… I have a bridge to sell you.' Furthermore, his willingness to take risks, like when he mentions having a significant portion of his portfolio in $VSME, aligns with Slytherin's ambition to achieve success, even if it means navigating through uncertainties.

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This classic song about the financial world and the desire for wealth resonates with Equity Cats' focus on trading and market analysis. His humorous yet critical take on finances, exemplified in tweets like 'If this isn’t a top signal then idk what is,' aligns well with the song's themes of aspiration and critique of the financial system.

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