Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses playful wit and memes in posts like “Your honor, he’s literally me” and “Fuck it I’m making soup” to make stressful or mundane situations entertaining.
- Intellectually-curious: Engages deeply with niche topics like polar exploration, art history, and geography, as seen in threads about explorers and maps such as “Did you know that getting pollarpilled allows you to accurately date maps…?”.
- Creative: Frequently talks about edits, fanfic, and art projects, including NWeditfest posts like “new tunes Barely time to edit, but my favorite freak gets Florence as a treat” and plans to start fanart with new materials in “maybe 2026 is the year I finally start making fanart”.
- Hardworking: Balances exams, work shifts, and intense study sessions, referencing multiple study marathons like “Three study sessions & a shift will do that to a girl” and deliberately entering “hermit era” in “Hermit era officially begins”.
- Community-oriented: Actively engages with fandom events and friends, shown by participation in @NWeditfest in posts like “Day 10 + lost @NWeditfest I had so much fun!” and organizing shared activities like paper doll sessions in “finally got to round up obliging friends and family for a cutting and dress up session”.
Weaknesses:
- Overstressed: Frequently expresses feeling overwhelmed by exams and workload, as in “I wish I knew how to pull all nighters” and “pls just let me die, i can’t keep resubmitting”.
- Procrastination-prone: Often diverts into fandom or cooking when needing to study, like “Exam prep is going well (I’m stress baking focaccia)” and “the terror rewatch is giving me so many ideas… but I know exams will eat up all of my time”.
- Impulsive-planner: Makes big decisions quickly under enthusiasm, such as “Just yapped myself into going to London during feb break” and plotting a tattoo in “once again on the fence about getting an armfish tattoo” despite doubts.
- Self-neglecting: Jokes about pushing limits with caffeine and exhaustion, as seen in “Fourth coffee was definitely uncalled for” and “Might just die on my way to work”.
- Financially-careless: Spends on niche books, tools, and trips while also lamenting costs, like buying a huge polar book in “560 pages of polar goodness for the low low price of 11 euros!” and joking about pricey coffee in “do I look like I have money to buy 7 euro espressos every few days?”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s a bookish, artsy overachiever who still complains (wittily) about academic overload, just like this user juggling exams and fandom, e.g. “Exams done, which means it’s time to get to what really matters in academia (picking stupid punny titles for my essay)” and “How to gently parent my prof into understanding that students will continue to use ai if he continues to assign 350+page readings?!”. They’re deeply into niche intellectual interests—polar exploration, The Terror, art history—which parallels Lisa’s hyper-specific obsessions, as seen in “The GOAT of polar art is obviously George Back, with Nansen as the close second…”. There’s also Lisa’s blend of earnestness and self-aware humor in how she copes with stress, like the user’s “Exam prep is going well (I’m stress baking focaccia)” and “the more stressed I am, the better I cook”. Their socially conscious, slightly dramatic fandom brain matches Lisa’s tendency to turn everything into a grand narrative or cause, as in “One can make anything about the Terror if one tries hard enough”. Overall, they read as a smart, creative, somewhat overburdened but very enthusiastic Lisa Simpson, just with more Arctic explorers and fanfic.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most activities are solitary or online (studying, editing, reading, baking), and even social mentions are low‑key or reluctant, like cancelling plans to study in “cancelled plans to stay in and study, I hate being a responsible adult” or joking about going into “hermit era” in “Hermit era officially begins”. Their interests and humor show clear Intuition (N): they constantly make conceptual connections between fandom, history, and theory, such as “One can make anything about the Terror if one tries hard enough” and turning a survival handbook into a fic prompt in “this will be the prompt list”. The tone is strongly Feeling (F): they foreground emotions, attachments, and aesthetics—see “I’ve only had Falcon for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself” and the playful moral dilemma in “what if I don't like James Fitzjames in a few years..? On the other hand, how could I not like James Fitzjames”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than structured J: study life and fandom both feel improvisational and deadline‑driven rather than tightly planned, like stress‑baking instead of conventional study in “Exam prep is going well (I’m stress baking focaccia)” and impulsively committing to a trip in “Just yapped myself into going to London during feb break”. Overall, their imaginative fandom focus, emotional expressiveness, whimsical academia jokes, and slightly chaotic lifestyle align best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said exams are done so it’s time to focus on punny essay titles — can I pitch one? ‘Housed on the Wild Sea with Wild Wages: An In-Depth Study of Why Zelda Should Go for Coffee With Me.’
- You got your visa renewed and said the London trip is on; if you need someone to performatively look at every painting *except* the Mona Lisa with you, I promise to give each canvas my best James-Fitzjames-would-wear-that rating.
- You claim the Terror logbooks ‘look like that’ and that ChatGPT gives you scurvy, but if we co-wrote a polar expedition, I’d at least make sure your supplies of focaccia, soup, and NYT recipes never ran out.
- You said your favorite flowers are all Apollo’s boyfriends; as an art history student in Vienna who stress-bakes focaccia and adopts penguins named Falcon, you’re dangerously close to being my mythological weakness too.
- You’re debating an armfish tattoo, ordering JCR stamps and model tools, and stress-baking focaccia during hermit era — I don’t know if I’m ‘literally you,’ but I’d happily be the guy in your giant polar book whose only mission is keeping you company in the library psych ward half of campus.
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Art history student in Vienna. Writes essays about polar expeditions, stress‑bakes focaccia, once lured a friend into The Terror via 1995 Persuasion.– @er_ebuss
Your signature cocktail
The Ludicrously Capricious Polar Fizz
This cocktail leans bright, a little unhinged, and highly caffeinated-in-spirit, much like stress-baking focaccia between exams and fourth coffees: “Exam prep is going well (I’m stress baking focaccia)” and “Fourth coffee was definitely uncalled for”. The chilled London dry gin nods to their upcoming UK adventures and polar expeditions obsession, from “MY VISA GOT RENEWED, LONDON TRIP IS SO ON” to the constant polar book haul in “It cameeeeee! 560 pages of polar goodness for the low low price of 11 euros!”. Cloudy apricot nectar is a bilingual wink to “Then why tf is it Marille in Deutsch?”, sweet but slightly opaque, like overexplaining cultural geography with Croker Mountains in “If I don’t pass my exam it will be John Ross’s fault because I just used Croker mountains as a very convoluted example of cultural geography”. Hyacinth-infused syrup brings in their mythic, artsy side and Apollo’s boyfriends flowers from “My mom bought hyacinths and I just realized that my favorite flowers are all Apollo’s boyfriends😳”. Sea-salt citrus soda adds Arctic wind and wild-sea energy, echoing their bio “housed on the wild sea with wild wages” and the weather complaints of “so…. windy….. today…..”, while cherry bitters reference both the Cherry-Garrard biography in “Reading the Cherry bio is like traumatic event food dream…” and the handle ‘Zelda ❄️🍒’, adding just enough darkness to keep this fizzy, ludicrously capricious drink from ever being boring, like their beloved “Ludicrously capricious bag<3”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets show a strong love of learning and niche intellectual interests that point squarely to Ravenclaw. They’re an art history student who spends free time deep-diving into polar exploration, evidenced by things like using university access for research (“Using my uni access for something worthwhile”) and excitedly buying a 560-page academic book for fun (“It cameeeeee! 560 pages of polar goodness for the low low price of 11 euros!”). They constantly turn hobbies into analytical projects: making cultural geography exam examples out of Croker Mountains (“I just used Croker mountains as a very convoluted example of cultural geography”), debating rankings of polar artists (“The GOAT of polar art is obviously George Back, with Nansen as the close second…”), and plotting an entire fanfic month from a JSTOR article (“Jstor just gave me a divine vision of pre canon fitzier February will be the month I write fanfic”). There’s also clear delight in clever framing and wordplay, like prioritizing “stupid punny titles” for essays (“Exams done, which means it’s time to get to what really matters in academia (picking stupid punny titles for my essay)”) and using 1995 Persuasion as a strategic gateway to get a friend into The Terror (“Just got a friend to watch the Terror by means of 1995 Persuasion. Playing 3D chess here”). While they work hard and stress-bake through exams like a Hufflepuff (“Exam prep is going well (I’m stress baking focaccia)”), the throughline in their online persona is intellectual curiosity, hyper-specific knowledge, and creative synthesis of media and history, which are quintessentially Ravenclaw traits.
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Vienna - Billy Joel
Billy Joel’s “Vienna” fits them almost too perfectly, starting with the fact that they literally live in Vienna ("Location: Vienna, Austria") and are a stressed but passionate student (“Hermit era officially begins”, “I wish I knew how to pull all nighters”). The song’s message about slowing down and letting life unfold matches their tendency to overwork and overstress while still joking about it, like “Three study sessions & a shift will do that to a girl😑” and “If I don’t pass my exam it will be John Ross’s fault…”. They’re clearly ambitious and deeply nerdy about their interests—art history, polar exploration, The Terror, fanfic plans (“February will be the month I write fanfic”, “Got really cool art materials as a gift, maybe 2026 is the year I finally start making fanart”)—which echoes the song’s portrait of someone driven and curious who needs the reminder that there’s time. Their blend of humor, self-deprecation, and romanticism about academia and niche obsessions (“Exams done, which means it’s time to get to what really matters in academia (picking stupid punny titles for my essay)”) fits the bittersweet-yet-hopeful tone of “Vienna”, where the city stands for patience, growth, and a life that doesn’t have to be rushed.
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