Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Calls themselves out and jokes about their own behavior, e.g. “This whole thread is me being a schizoid for like 10 tweets”.
- Open-minded: Frequently asks followers for input and recommendations, e.g. “Do you guys listen to rap, and if yeah give me song/album reqs” and “Give me album reqs 🙏🙏”.
- Creative: Writes and posts fanfiction and talks about fic ideas, e.g. “Cyberpunk fix dropped last night, I forgot to mention” and “I might start writing fics again, just wrote around 1k”.
- Emotionally-honest: Open about feelings, like missing someone or post-nut clarity, e.g. “Lowkey missing her like a bitch sos” and “Post nut clarity just hit…”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, e.g. “Born to smoke cigs, forced to vape because the former reeks” and “Guys how do i look good with headphones they make me look like an egg”.
Weaknesses:
- Substance-reliant: Talks about nicotine, THC, alcohol and craving them frequently, e.g. “I love my nicotine and tobacco and alcohol and caffeine life is goated” and “Thc is calling my name I need a proper vape so bad”.
- Sleep-deprived: Mentions staying up very late and struggling with sleep patterns, e.g. “Fuck my fucking chungus life bro I went to sleep at like 5 at woke up at 12am” and “Forcing myself to stay up so I can listen to new asap album”.
- Emotionally-impulsive: Acts on or fixates on exes and situationships, e.g. “Hey twitter oomfs who else been up texting their ex” and “My ex situationship”.
- Attention-seeking: Frequently posts personal struggles and cravings in a way that invites constant reassurance, e.g. “How do people find parties to go to/friends to take them with” and multiple tweets asking oomfs what they’re doing or into, like “Yo oomfs what are you guys interested in nowadays”.
- Health-neglecting: Pushes body despite discomfort, like holding in bowel movements, and normalizes heavy substance use, e.g. “When you gotta take a shit but your training sesh is soon but you also wanna smoke beforehand so you genuinely just hold it in” and “Born to smoke cigs, forced to vape…”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic humor, rebellion, and underlying vulnerability. They lean into vices and self-destructive jokes the way Bart does, celebrating nicotine and substances in posts like “I love my nicotine and tobacco and alcohol and caffeine life is goated” and “Born to smoke cigs, forced to vape because the former reeks”. Their timeline is full of juvenile, bodily humor—such as “When you gotta take a shit but your training sesh is soon but you also wanna smoke beforehand so you genuinely just hold it in” and “It's 2am and i rlly wanna piss but my ma went to the bathroom 20mins ago and i don't wanna let her know that i'm up help”—which fits Bart’s gross-out, teen-boy comedy. There’s also the impulsive, slightly troublemaking curiosity about substances in “Thinking of trying thc for the first time tomorrow, any suggestions or anything?”. At the same time, like Bart’s rare but real emotional depth, they show loneliness and attachment in posts like “Lowkey missing her like a bitch sos” and “Hey twitter oomfs who else been up texting their ex”. The blend of edgy jokes, anti-authoritarian vibes, and flashes of genuine feeling makes Bart the best fit.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: they frequently describe solitary activities like gaming and smoking — “all I do is eat, sleep, play cyberpunk or rdr2 and smoke” — and ask how to find parties and friends to go with (“How do people find parties to go to/friends to take them with”), which implies social desire but not natural outgoingness. Their interests and humor lean strongly intuitive: they gravitate toward fandom, AO3, Cyberpunk 2077 fanfic, and meta observations like “I hate how I can tell if someone was a dsmp kid, a character ai addict, an ao3 user, ect. All from their speech/humor”, focusing on patterns and subcultures more than concrete facts. They appear more feeling than thinking; they tweet openly about missing someone (“Lowkey missing her like a bitch sos”), texting exes (“who else been up texting their ex”), and their bio “One and all, full of shit” carries self-deprecating emotional tone rather than detached logic. Their lifestyle and tweeting style are highly perceiving: they stay up late impulsively to hear an album (“Forcing myself to stay up so I can listen to new asap album”), complain about chaotic sleep like “I went to sleep at like 5 at woke up at 12am”, and spontaneously think of trying THC or starting writing fics again (“Thinking of trying thc for the first time tomorrow”, “I might start writing fics again, just wrote around 1k”) instead of outlining structured plans. Overall, the introspective, feelings-focused, fandom-heavy, slightly chaotic vibe fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- “Born to smoke cigs, forced to vape because the former reeks” — crazy how I’m in the same boat, except I’m forced to fall for guys who ask Twitter for THC tips and rap recs. You free to be my next bad habit?
- You’re out here staying up till 7am for the A$AP album, chain-vaping, texting your ex and missing her like a bitch… have you considered upgrading to ‘up late oversharing and listening to Lucki with me instead’?
- You said you lost 5 kilos just by working out while eating the same stuff — I’m trying to do the same, but all this thirsting over you on my timeline is definitely weight training for my heart.
- You play Cyberpunk and RDR2, write AO3 fics, and freaked out about there being a fanfic *inside* Cyberpunk — clearly you’re into immersive worlds, so what are the chances I can be your next self-insert love interest?
- You went “thinking of trying THC for the first time tomorrow, any suggestions?” then “0 effect btw” — maybe the weed didn’t hit, but I promise if we shared a vape and an album rec session, I’d get your dopamine receptors working just fine.
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Nicotine enthusiast, gym convert, rap enjoyer & cyberpunk fic writer. Once stayed up till 7am for an album drop and still went to training.– @ERADIQIN
Your signature cocktail
The Nicotine Schizoid
The Smoky Scotch stands in for their self-proclaimed vice life and love of nicotine and alcohol, echoing “I love my nicotine and tobacco and alcohol and caffeine life is goated” and “Born to smoke cigs, forced to vape because the former reeks”. Cold brew coffee fuels their late nights gaming and overthinking, like “Fuck my fucking chungus life bro I went to sleep at like 5 at woke up at 12am” and the 2am bathroom stealth mission in “It's 2am and i rlly wanna piss but my ma went to the bathroom 20mins ago and i don't wanna let her know that i'm up help”. Cherry liqueur adds a bittersweet, slightly emo sweetness for the ex-texting and missing-her arc in “Lowkey missing her like a bitch sos” and “Hey twitter oomfs who else been up texting their ex”. The grapefruit tonic brings a sharp, slightly bitter fizz that mirrors their sardonic humor and self-aware chaos like “One and all, full of shit” and the self-roast in “This whole thread is me being a schizoid for like 10 tweets”. Finally, a dash of saline represents the sweat and resilience of their new workout kick and weight loss glow-up in “I love not having to worry about calories because I lost like 5 kilos and a load of body fat while eating the same things but only added working out to my routine”, tying their vices and self-improvement into one chaotic, surprisingly balanced drink.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their profile shows a self-aware, somewhat hedonistic focus on substances, self-preservation, and doing what feels good, all of which lean Slytherin. They openly relish a vice-centric lifestyle in “I love my nicotine and tobacco and alcohol and caffeine life is goated” and joke about being “born to smoke cigs, forced to vape because the former reeks” in this tweet, signaling a willingness to bend habits around image and practicality. There’s also a wry, slightly jaded edge and emotional guardedness, as seen in “One and all, full of shit” (bio) and their half-ironic approach to relationships in “Hey twitter oomfs who else been up texting their ex”. They show strategic self-improvement—adding workouts purely for results while keeping the same diet in “I lost like 5 kilos and a load of body fat while eating the same things but only added working out to my routine”—which reflects a pragmatic, results-first mindset. While they clearly have humor and some creative impulses (writing fics, gaming, music taste), the dominant throughline is a resourceful, self-focused, somewhat cynical way of navigating life, which fits Slytherin best.
Your movie
Your song
Xanny - Billie Eilish
A well‑suited song for @ERADIQIN is Xanny by Billie Eilish because it mirrors their messy, substance-heavy lifestyle and underlying emotional turbulence. They openly romanticize nicotine and alcohol, posting things like “I love my nicotine and tobacco and alcohol and caffeine life is goated” and asking “Thinking of trying thc for the first time tomorrow, any suggestions or anything?”, which fits the song’s focus on substances and self-destructive coping. At the same time, tweets like “Lowkey missing her like a bitch sos” and “Hey twitter oomfs who else been up texting their ex” show a vulnerable, lonely side under the bravado. Their bio, “One and all, full of shit,” and jokes about headaches, insomnia, and chaotic sleep such as “Fuck my fucking chungus life bro I went to sleep at like 5 at woke up at 12am” echo the song’s hazy, burnt‑out mood. Xanny captures that mix of detachment, self-medication, and quiet hurt that runs through their timeline.
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