Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses vivid, self-deprecating jokes like listening to a smut audiobook and walking faster “Listened to a smut audio book on a walk today and found myself walking faster than usual, idk what that says about me”.
- Self-aware: Openly admits to performative posting and lying for laughs “Just letting you lot know I lie a lot on this app because I can and it’s funny”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm about music, TV, and fandoms, like defending Stranger Things and Oasis “All the fuckers hating on EVERY little thing about ST5 need to get s fucking grip bruv” and “I HATE NOSTALGIA TAKE ME BACK TO OASIS LIVE 25 RN”.
- Candid: Comfortably shares vulnerable or embarrassing experiences, like a customer walking in during tampon use at work “Currently thinking about the time a customer barged in on me in the work bathroom with a faulty lock while I was mid tampon inserting and my male manager was standing outside and saw everything.”.
- Playful: Treats life like a game with silly rituals, such as guessing coin mint years at work “So bored at work I’ve been closing my eyes and picking up coins predicting what year they were minted” and joking about all-lie party games “Me when I play 2 truths and a lie but they’re all lies”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Frequently posts intense, in-the-moment reactions about football, money, and nights out, like panicking about bottling the league “Now is not the time to FUCKING BOTTLE THE LEAGUE AGAIN” and declaring it a bad night for her liver and lungs “Bad night to be my liver and lungs”.
- Confrontational: Often expresses opinions by attacking others, such as calling people “immature pick me cunts” for disliking the word moist “GROW THE FUCK UP IF YOU DONT LIKE THE WORD MOIST YOU IMMATURE PICK ME CUNTS” and saying complainers about ST5 need to “get s fucking grip bruv” “All the fuckers hating on EVERY little thing about ST5 need to get s fucking grip bruv”.
- Dishonest: Openly embraces lying online as a habit, framing it as part of her persona “Just letting you lot know I lie a lot on this app because I can and it’s funny” and joking that all entries in two truths and a lie are lies “Me when I play 2 truths and a lie but they’re all lies”.
- Judgmental: Regularly insults whole groups over tastes or habits, like calling some Wrapped listeners “the most insufferable human you know” “The most insufferable human you know has Taylor Swift, Gracie Abrams, Drake, any artist that starts with ‘lil’ or ‘yung’, Tate McRae, Benson Boone, Sombr, or Tyler the Creator in their Spotify wrapped.” and referring to concert campers as “stinky fucks” “Modern day camping and queueing culture at concerts is diabolical and stupid. Go home and have a shower stinky fucks.”.
- Emotionally-reactive: Lets strong emotions dictate reactions, from crying over missing an Oasis show and Stranger Things ending “I know my period is coming because I’m crying about missing my Oasis show again” and “What the fuck do you mean it’s all over and there’s never gonna be another episode”, to raging over phrasing in everyday speech “Why do people still say “I could care less” COULDN’T. YOU COULDN’TTTTTT CARE LESS DUMBASS.”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user lines up most with Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, and funny but ultimately quite self-aware. Like Bart, they lean into mischief and exaggeration, openly admitting their own nonsense in tweets like “Just letting you lot know I lie a lot on this app because I can and it’s funny” and “Me when I play 2 truths and a lie but they’re all lies”. Their swearing and dramatic overreactions – for example “GROW THE FUCK UP IF YOU DONT LIKE THE WORD MOIST YOU IMMATURE PICK ME CUNTS” and “All the fuckers hating on EVERY little thing about ST5 need to get s fucking grip bruv” – mirror Bart’s rebellious, confrontational streak. At the same time, their pop‑culture obsession and hyperfixations, like Oasis and Stranger Things, in tweets such as “I know my period is coming because I’m crying about missing my Oasis show again” and “What the fuck do you mean it’s all over and there’s never gonna be another episode fuck off that’s my favourite show”, echo Bart’s intense fandoms and emotional reactions. Even their chaotic confidence at parties – “Currently mute at the function bc I got told to stop shouting. Don’t tell me what to do.” – is very much Bart’s loud, defiant energy all grown up just a bit.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert: they thrive on social energy, nights out, and public interaction, e.g. talking about clubbing and vodka Red Bulls in “Going clubbing again for the first time in months this weekend I might actually have start on the vodka red bulls again pray4me”, being loud at parties in “Currently mute at the function bc I got told to stop shouting. Don’t tell me what to do.”, and enjoying people-watching in “Currently people watching at the airport pick up terminal because my sister is deciding to take 10 yeas to get out of this airport”. Their humor leans Intuitive, focused on ideas and patterns rather than just concrete facts: they muse about money as a construct in “‘Money is a social construct and is just numbers on a screen’ I say to myself as I tap my card on an eftpos machine for the 10th time today” and spin dramatic, imaginative reactions to media like Stranger Things in “What the fuck do you mean it’s all over and there’s never gonna be another episode fuck off that’s my favourite show.”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: their takes are emotionally charged and value-based, such as defending correct phrasing with intense passion in “COULDN’T. YOU COULDN’TTTTTT CARE LESS DUMBASS.” and openly reacting to nostalgia and periods in “I know my period is coming because I’m crying about missing my Oasis show again”. Finally, they skew Perceiving: they embrace spontaneity, chaos, and lack of rigid structure, like casually lying for fun in “Just letting you lot know I lie a lot on this app because I can and it’s funny”, impulsively wanting to fly to Japan in “I wanna book a flight to Japan rn”, and joking about playing games with rules they ignore in “Me when I play 2 truths and a lie but they’re all lies”. Altogether, the high-energy social presence, idea-focused humor, emotionally expressive tone, and go-with-the-flow spontaneity best match ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You saying money is just numbers on a screen is cute, but unfortunately my brain kept converting all that Oasis ticket money into the priceless value of taking you for a Guinness and a cigarette instead.
- You cried about missing Oasis Live 25 and Stranger Things ending… if you want, we can trauma bond over Wall of Glass, Purple Rain and Landslide while I prove I’m worth binging longer than eight years.
- You said you lie a lot on here, but as someone born between the 20th and 29th, I’m statistically one of the ‘best people’ according to you—so shall we test that hypothesis over vodka Red Bulls this weekend?
- You’ve fallen over every slope snowboarding, got told to stop shouting at the function, and still called yourself a ‘propa bludclart legend’—I’m not saying I’m in love, but I’m definitely bottling the league if I don’t shoot my shot.
- You once made Liam Gallagher tell the world about the wonders of his rectum and he told you to fuck off—so if you can survive that, surely you can handle one more disaster: me asking you out like a nervous kitten tweet.
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20 | Retail gremlin, Oasis obsessive, Liam Gallagher told me to “fuck off” once and I put it on my CV | Opinions loud, pint in hand– @ericanunot
Your signature cocktail
The Propa Bludclart Legend
This cocktail starts with a Guinness reduction syrup, paying homage to their craving for a pint and a cig in “I need a pint of Guinness and a cigarette asap”, giving the drink a dark, slightly bitter backbone. A heavy hit of Vodka Red Bull fuels their chaotic club-night energy from “Going clubbing again for the first time in months this weekend I might actually have start on the vodka red bulls again pray4me”, because this is not a gentle little spritz. Matcha-infused gin nods to the surreal dream in “Last night I had a dream Bob Dylan served me matcha with rum in it”, adding a quirky, slightly earthy kick that matches their odd, imaginative vibes. A layer of strawberry shortcake foam sits on top, referencing the cozy self-care setup in “Strawberry Shortcake pjs ON. New season of Bridgerton ON.”, showing their soft, comfy side under all the swearing. The pink Himalayan salt rim reflects their sharp-tongued, no-filter attitude from rants like “GROW THE FUCK UP IF YOU DONT LIKE THE WORD MOIST YOU IMMATURE PICK ME CUNTS” and “Now is not the time to FUCKING BOTTLE THE LEAGUE AGAIN”, giving each sip a salty, savage finish that fits a self-proclaimed propa bludclart legend.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account is loud, impulsive, and confrontational in a distinctly Gryffindor way. They openly rant and swear about things that annoy them, like language misuse in “Why do people still say ‘I could care less’ COULDN’T. YOU COULDN’TTTTTT CARE LESS DUMBASS.” and people hating on Stranger Things in “All the fuckers hating on EVERY little thing about ST5 need to get s fucking grip bruv…”, showing a ‘stand my ground’ temperament. There’s a reckless bravado about nights out and substances in “Bad night to be my liver and lungs” and “Going clubbing again for the first time in months this weekend I might actually have start on the vodka red bulls again pray4me”, which fits Gryffindor’s risk-taking more than careful Hufflepuff or calculating Slytherin. They’re also unembarrassed about oversharing and turning humiliating or intimate moments into public stories, like “a customer barged in on me in the work bathroom… mid tampon inserting and my male manager was standing outside and saw everything.” – that kind of shameless honesty is very Gryffindor. Even their football anxiety, yelling “Now is not the time to FUCKING BOTTLE THE LEAGUE AGAIN”, and their proud chaos energy in “Just letting you lot know I lie a lot on this app because I can and it’s funny” read more as hot-headed, passionate bravery than anything else. Overall, the combination of boldness, emotional intensity, and willingness to loudly pick fights with ideas and people points strongly to Gryffindor.
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Live Forever - Oasis
Their entire personality on X screams chaotic, opinionated Oasis fangirl, and a song like Live Forever fits both their humour and their dramatic sense of life. They’re openly obsessed with Liam and Oasis, from blasting him at work in “Putting on Wall of Glass at work so I can watch how fit Liam is in that video while slowly losing my mind” to the peak life moment of “Liam Gallagher told me to fuck off life is complete”. The nostalgic, almost desperate longing in the song mirrors tweets like “I HATE NOSTALGIA TAKE ME BACK TO OASIS LIVE 25 RN” and “I know my period is coming because I’m crying about missing my Oasis show again”. At the same time, the defiant, ‘can’t tell me what to do’ energy in the lyrics matches posts such as “Currently mute at the function bc I got told to stop shouting. Don’t tell me what to do.” and their bio “propa bludclart legend.” Live Forever captures their mix of sentimentality, reckless fun, and refusal to tone themselves down.
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