Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically-engaged: Frequently comments on politics and power, e.g. “All work is evil and exploitation. It came free with your capitalism” and “So you admit it, America is an imperialist oppressive superpower?”.
- Emotionally-honest: Openly shares mental health struggles, like “Depression is killing my will to create art…” and “I haven’t stopped thinking about ending it all”.
- Humor-driven: Uses jokes and memes to connect, e.g. “every time i have a conversation i always take a risk… funniest shit i ever said or ruin the engagement” and “i like to describe my dick size like ‘shit, coulda been worse!’”.
- Solidarity-minded: Shows concern for oppressed groups and collective safety, like “All leftists need to arm themselves… Everyone has a target on their back” and “anyway free Palestine”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on his own behavior and social media use, such as “i be wanting to vent on here but i talk too much shit. i aint giving yall ammo” and “I’m willing to bet that because ragebaiting became the meta on twitter, its leaked into irl conversations”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal-ideation: Repeated references to wanting to die, e.g. “Im really going to kill myself this year idc” and “i can’t make it to the end of the year”.
- Self-neglect: Talks about unhealthy coping and lack of care, like “ive started a brand new hobby called sleeping 95% of the day and also another one called chain smoking cigarettes” and not eating his mom’s food in “Depression is killing my will to create art…”.
- Hostile-expression: Anger often comes out as harsh attacks, for example “All nazis should die.” and calling someone a “fucking baboon” in “who do you think the KKK is for now?”.
- Social-withdrawal: Expresses pulling away from others, e.g. “I don’t want any new friends. I’m too fucked up in the head.” and “no its okay i just wont ever open my mouth again its fine”.
- Ruminative-thinking: Frequently circles back to suffering and pointlessness, like “genuinely, what do i live for?” and “If there is so much suffering in this world, why should anyone care what i have to say?”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, mainly for their mix of leftist politics, introspection, and feeling alienated from the world around them. They’re openly ideological and critical of capitalism and U.S. imperialism, like Lisa is: for example, they say “All work is evil and exploitation. It came free with your capitalism” and “So you admit it, America is an imperialist oppressive superpower?”. They also express a strong sense of justice and solidarity with oppressed groups, as in “anyway free Palestine” and their warnings that “All leftists need to arm themselves… Everyone has a target on their back.”. Underneath the politics, there’s deep melancholy and existential questioning, similar to Lisa’s more depressive, overthinking episodes, in tweets like “genuinely, what do i live for?” and “Depression is killing my will to create art.”. Even their reflection on lost indigenous roots — “How depressing it is to not know where I come from.” — echoes Lisa’s recurring struggle to find identity and meaning in a society she feels out of step with.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): there’s recurring loneliness, withdrawal, and low social energy, like “downloaded hinge on an impulse and i realized after months of owning this phone i dont have one picture of myself” and “no its okay i just wont ever open my mouth again its fine”, plus a tendency to vent more than seek large social hype. They’re clearly Intuition (N) over Sensing, focusing on big-picture ideas about capitalism, imperialism, and culture: “Fashion consistently being nostalgic in the current era is because brands used to be innovators. Fast fashion and commodity fetishism has killed the drive to be different. Capitalism kills art.” and “Hyper individualism is caused by capitalism. Americans are the most selfish people alive.” are abstract, systemic takes rather than concrete anecdotes. Their values and emotional intensity point strongly to Feeling (F): they repeatedly center morality and suffering, for example “My indigenous culture has been long forgotten. I carry their blood through my veins and I carry their features in my face. How depressing it is to not know where I come from.” and “If there is so much suffering in this world, why should anyone care what i have to say?”, and their political rants are driven by outrage and empathy (“Elon Musk will cause the death of many trans people”, “anyway free Palestine”). Lastly, they read strongly Perceiving (P): there’s a sense of drifting, impulsivity, and lack of rigid structure—“ive started a brand new hobby called sleeping 95% of the day and also another one called chain smoking cigarettes” and “patron is stronger than i thiught what the fuck” show spontaneity, while “Depression is killing my will to create art. … I cannot create if I tried.” reflects difficulty with structured, sustained effort. Combining a deeply values-driven inner life, idealistic leftist politics, intense emotional expression, and somewhat unstructured coping, INFP is the best fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we go to Roadium Swap Meet, I’m buying you that churro and then letting you vent in person—no screenshots, no ammo, just me laughing at all the shit you *won’t* post.
- You said there’s no ethical gooning under capitalism, but I’m willing to study Capital with you, share my .PSDs and cigarettes, and call it mutual aid with benefits.
- You miss Mac Miller, you spin emo classics, and you overthink every conversation—statistically speaking, we’re one sad playlist away from trauma-bonding over garlic butter and late-night Wordle.
- You said your indigenous culture feels forgotten and you don’t know where you come from—idk about the past, but I know exactly where you could end up: falling asleep on me after chain-smoking and talking revolution.
- Instagram shadowbanned you, Elon’s app is cooked, and your coworkers’ paychecks are taking them on vacations—so let me take you out instead and prove there *is* at least one good thing under capitalism: us, temporarily.
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Depressed designer, part-time Marx reader, full-time customer service survivor. Once hid chips from my 5’0 mom by accident, now overthinks everything.– @erickcastles
Your signature cocktail
The Tankie Sunset Swap Meet
A double shot of tequila matches their unruly, late-capitalism rage and bleak humor, the same energy behind lines like “All work is evil and exploitation. It came free with your capitalism” and “There is no ethical gooning under capitalism.”. The chili-infused cinnamon syrup is a nod to the heat and sweetness in their personality: cutting political takes like “Elon Musk will cause the death of many trans people” but also playful thirst and jokes about themselves like “i like to describe my dick size like “shit, coulda been worse!””. Black coffee concentrate stands in for the depressive undercurrent and insomnia-core vibes of “I haven’t stopped thinking about ending it all” and “Depression is killing my will to create art.”. The tamarind and lime agua fresca brings in their Latino roots and that specific craving for sweetness and nostalgia in “craving a churro SPECIFICALLY from the Roadium Swap Meet”, balancing sour world-weariness with something bright. Finally, the smoked sea salt rim represents the burnt-out worker and chain-smoking vibe of “ive started a brand new hobby called sleeping 95% of the day and also another one called chain smoking cigarettes”, grounding the drink in a gritty, no-bullshit finish that still leaves you wanting another sip.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline shows a strong pattern of openly confronting fascism and bigotry, even in extreme terms, which aligns with Gryffindor’s defining trait of boldness and willingness to fight: for example, they write “All nazis should die.” and dismantle right-wing talking points in detail in tweets like “This claim is so stupid because who do you think the KKK is for now? The KKK isn’t out here like ‘we need medicare for all’ you fucking baboon.”. They also show a readiness to take social risks for what they find funny or truthful, admitting “every time i have a conversation i always take a risk on something that will be the funniest shit i ever said or ruin the engagement for the both of us and that’s a risk im willing to take”, which is classic Gryffindor recklessness. Their political commitment is fiery and moralistic rather than detached or purely theoretical, as seen in posts like “All leftists need to arm themselves. All leftists need to stick together because who knows what will come next during this administration.” and “So you admit it, America is an imperialist oppressive superpower?”. Even in despair, their language is intense and dramatic—tweets like “Im really going to kill myself this year idc” and “i can’t make it to the end of the year” show an all-or-nothing emotional style more akin to a passionate Gryffindor than a calculating Slytherin or cerebral Ravenclaw. While they have reflective and artistic moments, the dominant throughline is courageous, confrontational conviction—hallmarks of Gryffindor.
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Self Care - Mac Miller
They explicitly say “I miss Mac Miller”, and their timeline is full of raw, depressive posts like “Depression is killing my will to create art. Food doesn’t even taste good anymore.” and “genuinely, what do i live for?”, which strongly echo the themes of Self Care. The song’s mix of numbness, self-destruction, and a tentative desire to keep going mirrors tweets like “ive started a brand new hobby called sleeping 95% of the day and also another one called chain smoking cigarettes”. At the same time, they show political awareness and disillusionment with the world—“All work is evil and exploitation. It came free with your capitalism” and “If there is so much suffering in this world, why should anyone care what i have to say?”—which fits the weary, reflective tone of the track. Self Care captures both the darkness they sit in—“Im really going to kill myself this year idc”—and the quiet, complicated urge to survive beneath it all. Mac’s blend of vulnerability, humor, and resignation also matches their mix of heavy posts and shitposting about politics, fashion, and daily life.
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