Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently turns frustrations into jokes, like mocking seminar stress and work chaos in tweets such as “4 estagiários pedindo para serem demitidos ao mesmo tempo...” and joking about a terrorism seminar with “No meu seminário de terrorismo eu vou falar do jogo que o Flamengo tá fazendo”.
- Emotionally_open: Openly shares feelings of sadness and defeat, as in “Hoje eu me fodi de todas as maneiras possíveis e fui derrotado umas 20 vezes. Só quero chegar em casa e chorar” and “Pensando coisas que não deveria...”, showing willingness to express vulnerability.
- Loyal_fan: Shows strong attachment to Flamengo and music idols, celebrating and raging with intensity in tweets like “GABIGOOOOOOL”, “ANDRE 3000 É FODA PRA CARALHO PORRA” and “Mesmos dois álbuns do frank ocean td dia pelos últimos 7 anos da minha vida”.
- Socially_engaged: Comments critically on problematic attitudes, for example calling out a classmate’s xenophobia in “escutar o cara falando que somos superiores aos imigrantes me pegou MUITO desprevenido”, showing awareness of social issues.
- Self_deprecating: Often jokes at his own expense, like “Achei q tava chegando 20 minutos atrasado na aula... Na real eu cheguei 1 hora e 20 minutos atrasado...” and “Eu devo ser um imbecil ou me odiar muito pra puxar sozinho uma matéria sexta a noite no IFCS”.
Weaknesses:
- Profane_language: Uses strong profanity very frequently, e.g. repeated “Vai tomar no cu Gabigol”, “Vai tomar no cu flamengo”, and “Quão miserável o filho da puta tem q ser pra entrar escondido só pra roubar minhas canetas...”, which can come across as aggressive.
- Pessimistic_tone: Often frames daily life negatively, like “Hoje eu me fodi de todas as maneiras possíveis...”, “Eu queria o fim da terça feira” and “Primeira corrida e ja quero que acabe o ano”, suggesting a tendency toward pessimism.
- Stress_reactive: Responds intensely to academic and work pressure, e.g. “Tentei puxar eletiva... terceira semana de aula e eu quero me matar pq tenho dois trabalhos pra fazer” and “Malditos, saiam da aula q eu tenho um seminário pra apresentar e quero o mínimo de gente possível.”.
- Impulsive_rage: Flips quickly into strong anger at sports and small triggers, like multiple “VAI TOMAR NO CU GABIGOL” tweets, “Esse aqui foi merecido pra caralho” after a negative event, and hating “esportes vsf” after one bad day of games.
- Self_sacrificing: Admits making choices that harm his own comfort, such as “Vou gastar um dinheiro que não tenho pra ir num estado que odeio pra ver dois times que eu não suporto? Com certeza!!!!!” and pulling a lonely Friday night class “no IFCS”, hinting at poor self‑care boundaries.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This account matches Homer Simpson: dramatic, impulsive, foul‑mouthed, but ultimately affectionate and funny. Like Homer constantly raging at sports and then loving his team again, this user explodes at football with tweets like "Vai tomar no cu flamengo" and "Arrascaeta nunca mais chegue perto de uma bola parada", and also swings between pure anger at Gabigol and worship with "Vai tomar no cu Gabigol" and "GABIGOOOOOOL". The chaotic mix of misfortune and self‑deprecating humor—like "Hoje eu me fodi de todas as maneiras possíveis e fui derrotado umas 20 vezes. Só quero chegar em casa e chorar" and "Como pode tanta coisa acontecer com uma pessoa só né? Vou fazer um estudo sobre isso pprt"—feels very Homer: life keeps punching him, but he keeps joking. There’s also the combination of slacking/complaining about work and study, as in "Tentei puxar eletiva q me interessava... Resultado: terceira semana de aula e eu quero me matar pq tenho dois trabalhos pra fazer." and "Todo dia no trabalho se resume a: hj um mexicano vai estragar meu dia", which mirrors Homer’s eternal torment at the power plant. Even in family situations, he reacts with sarcastic hurt—like "Crl, minha mãe q postou uma foto com a legenda 'a minha família é benção do senhor' com a família toda menos eu KKKKKKKKKKKKK"—much like Homer nursing his feelings but turning it into a gag. The overall vibe is emotional whiplash, sports obsession, constant small disasters, and loud, over-the-top reactions, which is quintessential Homer Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They appear more Extraverted (E) than introverted: they constantly reference dense social life, like loving chaotic outings (“Esse foi o rolê mais caótico q eu dei em muito tempo nmrl. Como eu amo a lapa!!!”) and joking about multiple interpersonal dramas at college (“Cada dia eu descubro que tenho um caso novo nesse curso pqp. O dia que vcs pararem de tomar conta da vida dos outros, td vai ser mt mais lindo🥰”), showing energy from people and interaction. Their humor is associative and idea‑driven rather than purely concrete, and they frequently dramatize situations or turn daily events into narratives (“Como pode tanta coisa acontecer com uma pessoa só né? Vou fazer um estudo sobre isso pprt”), which leans toward Intuition (N) more than straightforward Sensing. They also show a strong emotional and value-based side: they’re outraged by prejudice in class (“escutar o cara falando que somos superiores aos imigrantes me pegou MUITO desprevenido”) and wear their feelings openly in hyperbolic, humorous ways (“Hoje eu me fodi de todas as maneiras possíveis e fui derrotado umas 20 vezes. Só quero chegar em casa e chorar”), which is characteristic of Feeling (F) over detached logic. Their life appears spontaneous, reactive, and somewhat disorganized—frequent lateness and chaotic school/work management (“Achei q tava chegando 20 minutos atrasado na aula na pv. Na real eu cheguei 1 hora e 20 minutos atrasado...”; “Tentei puxar eletiva q me interessava... Resultado: terceira semana de aula e eu quero me matar pq tenho dois trabalhos pra fazer.”) all point to Perceiving (P) over structured Judging. Putting this together—gregarious, emotionally expressive, imaginative, and flexible—the profile best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can survive almost getting run over twice, losing your Nas, and watching Flamengo and the Warriors disappoint on the same day, you can definitely survive going out with me for one chaotic Lapa night. Deal?
- You in class hearing a guy say ‘we’re superior to immigrants’ and getting blindsided… meanwhile I’m here absolutely convinced you’re superior to every person in that room. DGEI UFRJ made one good choice: you.
- You said Frank Ocean and two albums have carried your study rhythm for seven years; let me be the third constant in your life—coffee, deadlines, and me interrupting your EPG work with dates.
- You threaten to break up with your girlfriend because she doesn’t know Kendrick Lamar, but I already know Kendrick, André 3000, and Nas—so statistically speaking, I’m at least ‘keep around and kiss after the game’ material.
- You offered to pay beer if there was a German final and still spent money to watch two teams you hate in a state you hate—since you clearly love suffering, how about we test your limits and you take me on a date after a Flamengo match?
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UFRJ IR student | From Caxias to Maracanã, powered by coffee, Frank Ocean & Flamengo heartbreak | Once asked for Irish coffee after leaving church– @ErickHamohah
Your signature cocktail
Vai Tomar No Coupé Spritz
This drink is built on cachaça infused with coffee beans, a nod to Brazilian roots and the constant grind of work and college, from “Todo dia no trabalho se resume a: hj um mexicano vai estragar meu dia” to “Tentando fazer o trabalho inteiro de EPG hoje e eu entendi pq eu tive 2 semanas pra fazer...”. Guava juice brings a bright, tropical sweetness that mirrors how he still finds joy in chaos, like “Esse foi o rolê mais caótico q eu dei em muito tempo nmrl. Como eu amo a lapa!!!” and “A vida é muito linda pqp”. The red bitter aperitivo represents his eternal, loud suffering with Flamengo, from “Vai tomar no cu flamengo” to “No mesmo dia eu vi o flamengo empatar duas vezes... Como eu odeio esportes vsf”. Ginger beer adds fizzy aggression and quick-tempered humor to match outbursts like “Vai tomar no cu Gabigol” and “EU VOU ME MATAAAAR”. Finally, the lime wedge with chili-salt rim is there because under all the swearing and drama he’s still sharp, funny, and very much alive, the guy who can say “Sou literalmente a pessoa mais feliz do mundo hoje” right after threatening to cry, quit, or move out of pure rage.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user consistently shows a very Gryffindor mix of impulsiveness, emotional intensity, and a tendency to confront things head‑on. They routinely put themselves in chaotic or risky situations and then laugh it off, like going to a state and watching two teams they “don’t support” purely for the experience: “Vou gastar um dinheiro que não tenho pra ir num estado que odeio pra ver dois times que eu não suporto? Com certeza!!!!!”. Their reactions to injustice or disrespect are explosive and confrontational rather than calculating or diplomatic, as seen when they rage about a coworker stealing their pens: “Quão miserável o filho da puta tem q ser pra entrar escondido só pra roubar minhas canetas…?”. They also openly challenge prejudice in class, expressing shock and moral indignation at someone claiming superiority over immigrants: “escutar o cara falando que somos superiores aos imigrantes me pegou MUITO desprevenido”, which shows a willingness to engage with uncomfortable topics and a strong gut sense of right and wrong. The constant self‑deprecating humor about suffering through work, studies and stressful seminars (“Tentei puxar eletiva q me interessava… terceira semana de aula e eu quero me matar pq tenho dois trabalhos pra fazer.”) reveals a reckless persistence rather than careful planning or quiet diligence. Taken together—loud emotions, embracing chaos, intense sports fandom, and a confrontational moral streak—this profile aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Your song
Alright - Kendrick Lamar
A fitting anthem for them is “Alright” by Kendrick Lamar, because their timeline mixes frustration, humor, and resilience in a very Kendrick way. They clearly care about Kendrick, even joking about breaking up over it: “Minha namorada não conhece Kendrick Lamar... Eu vou terminar”. Their life feels chaotic and exhausting, from bad days at work and college — “Hoje eu me fodi de todas as maneiras possíveis e fui derrotado umas 20 vezes. Só quero chegar em casa e chorar” — to near accidents and random annoyances: “Quase fui atropelado 2 vezes e cheguei cedo pra caralho na empresa atoa pq essa porra ta com o relógio de ponto ruim.”. Yet they keep going, laughing, and cursing through it all, like in “Como pode tanta coisa acontecer com uma pessoa só né? Vou fazer um estudo sobre isso pprt” and still having moments of joy: “Sou literalmente a pessoa mais feliz do mundo hoje”. That balance of struggle, dark humor, and determination captures the same spirit as “Alright” — things are a mess, but they believe they’ll be okay in the end.
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