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The user’s profile describes them as a 'lonely dreamer' and their timeline is filled with self‑deprecating, anxious posts such as 'I keep having nightmares of abuse when i sleep (≧▽≦) insomnia gogo' and 'I smoked 10 cigarettes my god someone help me', which mirrors Comic Book Guy’s chronic loneliness and depressive humor. They obsess over niche Japanese media, repeatedly mentioning eroge ('eroge ♡') and anime ('I love 2D men', 'I’m gonna dye my hair'), just as Comic Book Guy constantly immerses himself in obscure comics and pop‑culture references. Their self‑aware sarcasm and desire for validation—'I’m a smartass and get more likes when I’m pseudo‑intellectual'—is exactly the kind of snarky, meta‑intellectual attitude Comic Book Guy is famous for. The user also shows an intellectual side, citing rare Japanese literature ('I’ve read 20th‑century Japanese books…') and quoting obscure sources, echoing Comic Book Guy’s encyclopedic knowledge of pop‑culture and his tendency to quote obscure works. Finally, the yearning for love and acceptance ('I want to be loved and love… one day') combined with their perverse hobby ('Vdd eu sou mt pervertida e eu amo isso adoro doujinshi problematico') reflects Comic Book Guy’s often‑lonely heart and his secret love life, making him the best match.

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The user shows strong introverted traits, often focusing on internal feelings and personal experiences, as in I keep having nightmares of abuse when i sleep (≧▽≦) insomnia gogo and describing themselves as a lonely dreamer. Their communication is rich in abstract, imaginative language—e.g., 迷路…底知れぬ心の欠片なんだ and the poetic line In a shallow puddle of tears the seeds of a future are found—indicating an intuitive (N) style. They consistently prioritize emotions and personal values, evident in statements like I want to be loved and love… one day and Love is gonna get you killed but pride is gonna be the end of you, reflecting a feeling (F) orientation. Finally, their spontaneous, unstructured posting pattern—such as I need to buy a new foundation because mine broke, also more cigarettes, also need to find my vape… and repeatedly reposting pins—shows a perceiving (P) approach rather than a planned, judging one. Together these cues point to an INFP type.

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VN translator, cosplay fan, and pink‑hair experimenter. Once dyed my hair mid‑stream while live‑translating a Japanese visual novel. #Eroge– @erogurojirai

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This cocktail blends smoky mezcal to echo the tweet 'eu fumei 10 cigarros meu deus alguem me ajuda', while yuzu adds a bright citrus punch reminiscent of the user’s love for pink hair and vibrant cosplay ('I wanna dye my hair by myself, can anyone help me pls'). The deep black vodka mirrors the darker introspection in 'Listening to mitski and wishing I wasn't in this world...' and the cherry blossom liqueur nods to their devotion to eroge and Japanese culture ('I love eroge ♡'). A dash of edible glitter represents their whimsical, colorful side seen in 'I love tv girl bc all songs are literally me'. The final garnish of a matcha foam crowns the drink, evoking their constant oscillation between melancholy and creative energy.

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Many of @erogurojirai's tweets reveal a strong thirst for knowledge and a love of literary analysis, hallmarks of Ravenclaw. They share detailed book recommendations, such as "since i probably sound like a smartass with this post, ill just leave a few books in case anyone who actually cares wants to learn something 田所広成の反省記…" and discuss the influence of 20th‑century Japanese writers, e.g., "I've read my own share of 20th century japanese books and mareni is only comparable to very early 20th century writers..." They also dissect anime tropes, for example "Consider that the term tsundere came to existence only bc of cosmos no sora ni and kimi ga nozomu eien..." and provide trivia about Miyazawa Kenji, showing a scholarly mindset. This consistent focus on learning, analysis, and intellectual curiosity best matches Ravenclaw.

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The user frequently expresses deep despair and suicidal thoughts, as seen in tweets like "Listening to mitski and wishing I weren't in this world ... Praying hell is enough for me when I jump from the roof" and "I think hell is still too good of a place for me". The lyrics of "Hurt" mirror this, especially the line "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" which echoes the user's self‑harm and numbness. Their ongoing battle with anxiety and insomnia is evident in "I keep having nightmares of abuse when i sleep (≧▽≦) insomnia gogo" and "I'm gonna take my pills and sleep goodnight everyone". The song's melancholic tone also resonates with their artistic side, highlighted by "I love tv girl bc all songs are literally me" and their devotion to eroge and Japanese culture. Overall, "Hurt" captures the mix of self‑critical alienation, yearning for relief, and creative melancholy that defines their online persona.

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