Strengths and Weaknesses

Strengths:

• Analytical: Breaks down complex topics like nuclear supply chains and industrial capacity in multiple tweets.
• Historical: References Bismarck, Deng, imperial boomerang, and WWII scenarios across many posts.
• Curious: Discusses physics job market, RAM market, space‑ship aesthetics, showing wide‑ranging interests.
• Self-aware: Mentions personal upbringing, low income despite parents' education, reflecting on own background.
• Persuasive: Uses vivid analogies (e.g., “good, the bad and the ugly” movie idea) to convey arguments.

Weaknesses:

• Polemical: Uses hostile language toward groups (e.g., “libtardism/leftism/whatever”, “chud”, “white people chud out”).
• Overgeneralizing: Makes sweeping claims like “the right really sucks at organizing” without nuance.
• Inconsistent: Contradicts self‑identification as anti‑liberal while advocating respectful rivalry with China.
• Conspiratorial: Attributes leftist movements to CIA funding and hyperstition, indicating conspiracy framing.
• Jargon-heavy: Employs obscure terms such as “hyperstition”, “en shittified PE slop”, which may alienate readers.

Your Simpsons character

Mr. Burns

Mr. Burns is a perfect match because the user displays a cynical, elitist worldview that sees history as a power struggle, much like Burns' own manipulative perspective on industry and politics. In a tweet they write, 'Nukes are a good example of something that's 'simple but difficult', the basic principle and design can be deduced by any group of physicists but getting all the materials and industrial capacity to actually make it requires thousands of people in a complex supply chain,' echoing Burns' ownership of a nuclear power plant and his interest in industrial capacity. They also say, 'I bang my head on the wall every other day trying to explain that mobilizing existing civilian industrial capacity for war is much easier than completely rebuilding expertise. Look at my ruling class dawg we're losing a carrier group,' which mirrors Burns' obsession with mobilizing his corporate resources for influence. Their disdain for both left and right, exemplified by 'The rockefeller foundation is a good example, it started off as a smokey backroom of devious WASPs selectively funding leftists to fight the Soviets, now it's used to prop up every batshit lefty social cause completely detached from the original WASP ruling class,' reflects Burns' WASP elitism and contempt for political movements. Finally, their wish, 'If I make it to my 80s, I hope I'm a classy, jolly old man instead of insufferable old bags like these people,' aligns with Burns' desire to remain a powerful, respected elder.

Your MBTI personality Type

INTJ

The user’s communication is introverted, focusing on internal reflection and self‑analysis, as shown in "I hate to admit this but I would honestly be a good bit less racist if they actually did meaningfully give up their old attachments…". Their perception is intuitive, constantly framing large‑scale, abstract patterns such as "It's underrated how much Bush Sr and Obama were imperial boomerangs: the postwar liberal global image of America coming back home to roost" and "I think I've said this before but I believe in the future Deng will be known as the man most responsible for the 21st century world system". Decision‑making is driven by thinking, favoring logical evidence over emotion, evident in "Note how they don't have any arguments left besides personal attacks because the stats are solid". Finally, they display a judging preference, seeking structured, strategic analysis like "I bang my head on the wall every other day trying to explain that mobilizing existing civilian industrial capacity for war is much easier than completely rebuilding expertise".

Some pickup lines for you

• Are we like a nuclear design? The principle is simple, but the supply chain is complex—let's see if we can overclock our chemistry like China’s RAM crown and build something explosive together.
• If Deng can shape the 21st‑century world system, maybe we can boomerang this conversation into a historic partnership—imperial boomerang style, with you as the strategist and me as the loyal general.
• You’re as deceptively cute as a dachshund—tough, tenacious, and ready to dig into any burrow. How about we chase each other’s scents and sniff out a love story that’s anything but boring?
• Imagine us applying Lean Six Sigma to our romance: identify the defects, reduce variance, and achieve a perfect 6‑sigma connection—simple in theory, but wildly efficient in practice.
• If we wrote a film like the OSS‑KMT‑Russian trek in Manchukuo, you’d be the good, I’d be the bad, and our chemistry would be the ugly—let’s script a three‑act love saga that out‑maneuvers any imperial boomerang.

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Geopolitics, tech, and academia's absurdities. Once tried to build a RAM factory in my garage - ended up a meme.– @Ersatz_Solus

Your signature cocktail

Imperial Boomerang

The 'Imperial Boomerang' cocktail captures the swirling mix of history, industry, and cynicism that defines Ersatz_Solus. A smoky mezcal base mirrors the 'simple but difficult' nature of nuclear weapons they describe ('Nukes are a good example of something that's 'simple but difficult', the basic principle and design can be deduced by any group of physicists but getting all the materials and industrial capacity to actually make it requires thousands of people in a complex supply chain.'). An Oolong tea‑infused syrup nods to their belief that 'Deng will be known as the man most responsible for the 21st century world system' ('I think I've said this before but I believe in the future Deng will be known as the man most responsible for the 21st century world system in the same way Bismarck is known for building the fin de siecle one.'). Ginger liqueur adds a sharp, restless bite, echoing their commentary on China's RAM market opportunities. A dash of Angostura bitters delivers the bitter, imperial‑boomerang perspective they repeatedly mention ('It's underrated how much Bush Sr and Obama were imperial boomerangs: the postwar liberal global image of America coming back home to roost.').

Your Hogwarts House

Slytherin

The user repeatedly frames history and geopolitics as strategic power games, as seen in the tweet "Imperial boomerang" and "ruthless group competition" which highlights a focus on ambition and cunning. They express a grand ambition to reshape world narratives, saying "I believe in the future Deng will be known as the man most responsible for the 21st century world system". Their pragmatic view of competition is evident when they ask "why shouldn't white people chud out and maximize their advantages?" showing a willingness to pursue self‑interest. While they are intellectually sharp, they channel that intellect toward understanding and manipulating power structures, a hallmark of Slytherin.

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Your song

War Pigs - Black Sabbath

The user’s repeated condemnation of the ruling elite and the mechanics of war—e.g., 'Look at my ruling class dawg we're losing a carrier group' and 'Nukes are a good example of something that's “simple but difficult”, requiring thousands of people in a complex supply chain'—mirrors Black Sabbath’s indictment of war profiteers in “War Pigs”. Their talk of 'imperial boomerangs: Bush Sr and Obama' reflects the song’s theme that the very powers that wage war eventually turn on themselves. The disdain for institutions like the Rockefeller Foundation and the critique that 'the right really sucks at organizing' aligns with the lyric 'politicians hide themselves away' and the condemnation of the elite’s hypocrisy. Overall, the cynical, historically aware, and anti‑war tone of the tweets fits the mood and message of “War Pigs”.

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