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Like Lisa, this user possesses a deeply melancholic and existential soul, often feeling isolated by their own intense emotions and intellect. They express a desperate desire for connection and legacy, stating “my biggest dream is to be remembered”, which mirrors Lisa's constant struggle to find her place in a world that feels superficial. Their intellectual curiosity is vast, admitting “I want to take every course in the world... I want all the knowledge in the world”, yet this is balanced by a profound sadness and sense of being misunderstood, as seen in the tweet “it's much too much paranoia for just one person”. Ultimately, they share Lisa's mixture of high-minded idealism, love for niche culture like Lupe de Lupe, and the occasional overwhelming urge to simply cry about the state of their life.

Your MBTI personality Type
Hai exhibits strong Introversion (I) through a preference for solitary dreaming and a self-confessed “inexplicable laziness when it comes to responding to messages.” Their Intuition (N) is evident in their constant focus on dreams, existential patterns, and a desire for “all the knowledge in the world” across diverse abstract fields. As a Feeling (F) type, their timeline is dominated by intense emotional expression, from “crying while watching Gacha Life stories” to pondering if “love is the only thing that really matters.” Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is shown through a spontaneous, disorganized lifestyle, such as doing “3 sets of bullshit” at the gym or reacting with surprise to the “unplanned passage of time” regarding their school holidays.

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Brasília-based enthusiast for marine biology and IoT. When not at the gym, I’m exploring forest trails or dreaming of North Korean adventures. Knowledge seeker.– @escaravelhos

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This drink captures the chaotic duality of a Brasília local who oscillates between intense love and absolute existential dread. The potent Cachaça base reflects the 'strong' energy of someone who dreams of “living violently” and “invading abandoned buildings,” while the bitter notes nod to their “maledict life” and tendency to “cry over Gacha Life stories.” The glitter represents a mind constantly occupied by “dreams of Vitor Brauer” and a desire to be “remembered forever.” It’s a messy, experimental mix for a person who does “4 sets of nonsense” at the gym and stays home on a Friday wondering “what the hell they are doing.”

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Despite her impulsive and emotional exterior, Hai exhibits a profound, existential curiosity and a desire for universal knowledge, declaring, “I want to take all the courses in the world... I want all the knowledge in the world”. Her analytical and observant nature is evident in how she deconstructs social archetypes, noting that certain men share the “SAME personality ALWAYS... same mindset, same political opinions”. She possesses a distinct Ravenclaw wit and a love for niche interests, from her fascination with “top apex predator” leopard seals to her appreciation for “conspiracy theories”. Even her frustrations are expressed through a lens of intellectual observation, such as when she critiques the lack of meaning in language by saying “sentences no longer make sense... they are just choosing words at random”. Ultimately, her desire to be “remembered” for doing good combined with her academic yearnings aligns her with the House of the Wise.

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The song's core theme of being 'too much' for others while grappling with intense emotional swings perfectly mirrors hai’s digital footprint. They frequently express a painful awareness of their own emotional depth and the perceived rejection that comes with it, as seen when they tweet, “muito ruim saber que voce gosta mais das pessoas do q elas gostam de voce”. This sense of being an outsider is compounded by their self-deprecating humor regarding their mental state, such as “é paranoia demais pra uma pessoa só” and the dramatic “realmente o problema deve ser eu”. Like the song, their feed oscillates between a desperate need for connection and a resigned acceptance of solitude, captured in the desire to “aprender a ser só”. Ultimately, the mix of raw vulnerability and the feeling of being a 'hazard' to themselves and others makes Liability the definitive anthem for their online persona.

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