Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently builds jokes and memes around everyday situations and pop culture, like comparing Gallardo and Fernández to Messi and Ronaldo in “Marcelo Gallardo vs Alberto Fernández en alcoholismo es como Messi vs Ronaldo en el fútbol o Epstein vs Diddy en eso”.
- Sociable: Interacts with friends, mentions others, and references social plans or gatherings, such as inviting people to eat in “Está bien loco 5 grados hacen afuera, caigan a comer como quieran” and talking about his ‘client favorito’ in “Jajaja que lindo arrancar el turno tarde con mi cliente favorito”.
- Creative: Uses recurring formats and running gags like the ‘se fue la vida’ series in “Se hirvió el agua, se fue la vida” and “Se fue el gym, se fue la vida.”, and playful edits like Good ending/Bad ending in “Good ending” and “Bad Ending”.
- Affectionate: Shows genuine affection and attachment to people close to him, like missing a friend in “Feliz cumple a @CAPArgento__ te extraño bebe.” and visiting his godfather in “Una de anoche cuando visite a mi padrino después de 5 años! Cómo te extrañe loquito”.
- Resilient: After losing his previous account he rebuilds his audience and expresses gratitude in “Che loco perdí la cuenta pero ya recuperé 7k muchas gracias posta i love you a todos”, also signaling persistence with the bio ‘La otra cuenta ya murió siganme en esta’.
Weaknesses:
- Insulting: Often uses direct insults and harsh language toward others, for example calling someone “Gil de mierda” and “cagón” in “Gil de mierda @bananirouxd me viniste a pegar con tus amigos estando yo con mi familia...” and “mercenarios hijos de puta” in “Ajjdjsjajajaajaja mercenarios hijos de puta”.
- Offensive: Jokes rely on slurs or demeaning language, as seen in “Santutu Mazza Mortedor La SMM Los Super Mega Mogolicos” and mocking mental illness or serious conditions in “Macho que el cancer cerebral debe ser jodido también no”.
- Crude: Uses vulgar and explicit expressions frequently, such as “La concha de tu hermana Gallardo, Biscay, Bujan...” in “Yo no entiendo en qué cabeza cabe que RIVER PLATE termine jugando la SUDAMÉRICA...” and repeated “la concha de la lora” in “La concha de la lora me va a salir un ojo de la cara el arreglo de la pared lpm”.
- Provocative: Frequently references controversial figures and dark topics for shock humor, such as Epstein and Diddy comparisons in “Marcelo Gallardo vs Alberto Fernández en alcoholismo es como Messi vs Ronaldo en el fútbol o Epstein vs Diddy en eso” and multiple Epstein jokes like “Jeffry Epstein en 2013”.
- Insensitive: Makes jokes about vulnerable groups or serious social issues, like equating physical traits with womanhood in “Si no se te marca aunque sea un poco la nuez de Adán sos biológica y socialmente mujer” and trivializing corruption and crime narratives as ‘Marvel’ in “Paso de crímenes con corrupcion de menores y pedofilia, después asesinatos, después canibalismo y ahora viajes en el tiempo. Es como Marvel...”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The mix of chaotic humor, impulsiveness, and surprisingly warm personal moments fits Homer Simpson best. Like Homer, this user leans into crude, over-the-top jokes and insults, for example raging about football with “La concha de tu hermana Gallardo, Biscay, Bujan, todo el plantel…” and posting absurd takes like “Macho que el cancer cerebral debe ser jodido también no”. There’s also a very Homer-like way of turning everything into a bit, such as the dramatic running gag of losing things with “Se fue el gym, se fue la vida.” and the mock-grandiose self-comparisons in “Sabes por me siento un Maestro Pokémon yo? Porque tengo todos los días entrenadores y pokemones para derrotar Entendes?”. At the same time, he shows genuine affection for friends and family in posts like “Una de anoche cuando visite a mi padrino después de 5 años! Cómo te extrañe loquito” and “Che loco perdí la cuenta pero ya recuperé 7k muchas gracias posta i love you a todos”, echoing Homer’s clumsy but real love for his people. The overall vibe is a loud, often irresponsible, meme-obsessed guy who still has a big heart underneath the chaos, which is quintessential Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
They come across as clearly extroverted: they constantly talk about friends, parties, workmates, travel and interaction, e.g. inviting people with “Está bien loco 5 grados hacen afuera, caigan a comer como quieran”, live‑tweeting social moments like the Super Bowl with a foreigner in “Estoy viendo el Super Bowl con un yanki…”, and openly confronting people in “Gil de mierda @bananirouxd me viniste a pegar…”. Their focus is strongly sensing: they joke about very concrete, sensory experiences—weather, food, clothes, specific photos, football matches, repairs like “me va a salir un ojo de la cara el arreglo de la pared lpm”—rather than abstract theorizing. The tone is blunt, teasing, and often harshly sarcastic, suggesting thinking over feeling; for example “Si no se te marca aunque sea un poco la nuez de Adán sos biológica y socialmente mujer” and “La concha de tu hermana Gallardo… como carajo no se fueron todos a la mierda” prioritize direct, cutting evaluation over diplomacy. They also show a highly spontaneous, in‑the‑moment style typical of P types: impulsively asking for questions at work in “Acá en el laburo pregunten algo coherente”, deciding last minute to fly in high wind with “Voy a volar en esto con 90 kilómetros de viento para despejar, manden algo copado”, and generally riffing on whatever is happening rather than outlining plans or structured projects. Taken together—outgoing, sensory, bluntly logical, and improvisational—the profile best fits ESTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If River needed ‘la figura del Federal A’, I’m thinking I could at least make the bench as your emotional 5, running on fernet and bad memes just like your timeline.
- You watching the Super Bowl with the yankee amazed by planes and murdering a fernet with orange… I promise if we watch together, the only thing I’ll mix that violently are references to Epstein, Tapia and Mbappé in the same sentence.
- You said ‘La otra cuenta ya murió siganme en esta’ — I did my homework, now I just need you to explain if falling for you this fast counts as starting over or as Sudamericana-level failure.
- That ‘Good ending’ picture and then the ‘Bad Ending’ one… I feel like the true good ending is us in Rio Gallegos, 5 degrees, you saying ‘caigan a comer como quieran’ and me showing up with something copado and a half‑decent sense of humor.
- You talk about being a Pokémon master with trainers and pokémon to defeat every day; honestly, with your tweets about Gallardo, Tapia and all the mogólicos del mundo, I think I just want to be the gym badge you keep, not another clown you KO.
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From Río Gallegos, mixing aviation, football and memes. Once watched the Super Bowl with a Yankee drinking fernet with orange and never recovered.– @esckla
Your signature cocktail
Big 2026 Fernet Fly-by
This cocktail is loud, chaotic and proudly Argentinian, just like Esckla watching the Super Bowl with a confused gringo, fernet in hand: “Ahora está tomando un fernet que le puso naranja y lo revolvió como un licuado Como me hacen jijear estos tipos”. The fernet base is for the hardcore River fanatic who can go from meme to rage in one sip, as seen when he loses it over Gallardo and the Sudamericana: “La concha de tu hermana Gallardo… como carajo no se fueron todos a la mierda”. The grapefruit soda with orange keeps it playful and memeable, a nod to his constant joda and shitposting like “nada en esta red social está listo para la bomba que voy a soltar..”. A shot of overproof rum represents the reckless energy of flying in crazy winds just to “clear his head”: “Voy a volar en esto con 90 kilómetros de viento para despejar, manden algo copado”. The dash of bitters is for his savage, dark humor about celebrities and politics, from Epstein to ex-presidents: “Esta es la cara de una ex presidenta que quiere caminar pero no puede salir de su casa”, while the charred orange peel on top hints at the dramatic, meme-cinematic flair of his whole timeline, worthy of being called “big 2026” like his running gag: “Marcelo Gallardo en big 2026”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The strongest pattern in @esckla’s tweets is bold, confrontational courage and impulsiveness, very characteristic of Gryffindor. He openly calls out people he dislikes in a direct, risky way, for example tagging someone after a real-life altercation in “Gil de mierda @bananirouxd me viniste a pegar con tus amigos estando yo con mi familia, no tenes cara sos un cagón y terminaste como el cagón que sos viniendo a pegar de atrás hdp que no te vuelva a cruzar”, which shows a willingness to stand up for himself publicly rather than avoid conflict. He also uses strong language against powerful or public figures, as in “Tapia ladrón arruinaste el fútbol argentino no te da vergüenza? No” and the furious rant about River’s management in “Yo no entiendo en qué cabeza cabe que RIVER PLATE termine jugando la SUDAMÉRICA y todavía sigan los responsables en el club. La concha de tu hermana Gallardo, Biscay, Bujan, todo el plantel, Paulo Díaz, dirigentes como carajo no se fueron todos a la mierda”, which reflects a hot-headed, justice-driven temperament. There’s a strong streak of bravado and risk-taking too, like “Voy a volar en esto con 90 kilómetros de viento para despejar, manden algo copado”, showing comfort with physical risk as a joke. While he is witty and loyal to friends and clubs, the dominant traits are courage, impulsive emotional outbursts, and a readiness to jump into fights—classic Gryffindor energy more than the calculated ambition of Slytherin or the gentleness of Hufflepuff.
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Lose Yourself - Eminem
A fitting song for @esckla is Lose Yourself because their timeline mixes humor, frustration, and ambition in a way that feels like constantly jumping into the moment. They show a scrappy, self-deprecating grind, for example when they talk about starting something new and asking for support in “Me habría un emprendimiento gente el que me quiera apoyar mándame un mensajito”. There’s also a recurring sense of battling chaos and bad luck, like when they complain about expenses in “La concha de la lora me va a salir un ojo de la cara el arreglo de la pared lpm” or rage at their team and its leadership in “Yo no entiendo en qué cabeza cabe que RIVER PLATE termine jugando la SUDAMÉRICA…”. At the same time, they celebrate emotional highs with friends and family, which echoes the song’s focus on seizing meaningful moments, seen in posts like “Una de anoche cuando visite a mi padrino después de 5 años! Cómo te extrañe loquito” and “Che loco perdí la cuenta pero ya recuperé 7k muchas gracias posta i love you a todos”. Their mix of aggression, humor, loyalty, and constant ‘comeback’ energy aligns well with the intensity and underdog spirit of Lose Yourself.
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