Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating jokes and funny analogies, like comparing turning 18 to learning not to poop your pants in “sinto que fazer 18 anos é equivalente…”.
- Emotionally-aware: Openly names stress, nostalgia, and anxiety, e.g. “acho que to precisando fazer uns 100 flows de chaturanga pra nao enlouquecer” and “medo de envelhecer e esquecer da minha vida…”.
- Affectionate: Shows care through small gestures and warm humor, like calling bringing kiwi a love language in “demonstração de afeto : ir na casa da pessoa e levar kiwi”.
- Curious: Asks quirky, reflective questions about life and people, for example “mafiosos se sentem sexualizados sobre as fanfics que tem deles?” and “onde sera q vao parar as chaves de casa que a gente perde”.
- Socially-engaged: Talks about friends, family, and shared experiences (Tarot on the beach, group work, ENEM, BBB), like “saudade de ficar deitada na praia falando sobre tarot com a elizabeth”.
Weaknesses:
- Easily-frustrated: Frequently reacts with strong irritation to apps, sites, and bureaucracy, e.g. “esse site do governo é podre puta que pariu to meia hora tentando ver minha nota” and “COMO É POSSÍVEL O SKOOB FICAR PIOR A CADA ATUALIZAÇÃO”.
- Stress-prone: Often overwhelmed by studies, proofs, and tasks, like “to estudando o dia todo nao aguento mais” and “q prova fdp meudeus”.
- Procrastination-prone: Mentions drafts, delays, and last‑minute tasks, such as “tem um rascunho !😡! vou jogar esse celular na parede” and complaining after volunteering for slides in “nunca mais me ofereço pra fazer slide”.
- Negative-selftalk: Uses harsh language toward self in school and competence contexts, for example “odeio fisica vou explodir” and joking that only with her the father “desiste de escrever” in “lindo que so comigo meu pai desiste de escrever”.
- Routine-overload: Frequently describes being tired or overloaded by classes, courses, and appointments, like “nao adianta nada nao ter aula mas ter curso af” and “to de ferias ja e nao sei oq fazer”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, a thoughtful, slightly anxious teen who mixes intellect, sensitivity, and humor. Like Lisa, they stress over school and grades while still doing well, complaining about tests and bureaucracy in tweets like “q prova fdp meudeus” and “esse site do governo é podre puta que pariu to meia hora tentando ver minha nota”. They show curiosity and introspection about life and aging, as in “medo de envelhecer e esquecer da minha vida sendo q agr eu ja nao lembro oq fiz semana passada”, which fits Lisa’s reflective side. Their love of music, books, and specific albums (e.g., “adventures in paradise é o melhor album do mundo como pode” and “lendo carmilla e pensando que ela escuta lady laura sofrendo”) mirrors Lisa’s artsy, cultured tastes. At the same time, their sarcastic, slightly dramatic humor about everyday chaos—like “odeio fisica vou explodir” and “acho que to precisando fazer uns 100 flows de chaturanga pra nao enlouquecer”—feels exactly like Lisa navigating adolescence with both eye-rolls and self-awareness.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean slightly Extraverted (E): they frequently mention social life, friends and wanting to go out, like joking about being a “borboletinha social” in “eita borboletinha social”, talking about dates in “idea de date : vc paga o seu e o meu ingresso p casacor”, and narrating bus, school, and elevator interactions, which suggests they get a lot of energy from external experiences. They are strongly Intuitive (N): they often turn everyday things into metaphors or hypotheticals, like comparing turning 18 to a toddler learning to use the toilet in “sinto que fazer 18 anos é equivalente a quando vc tem 1 ano e precisa aprender a parar de cagar nas calças e usar a privada” and wondering about lost keys in “onde sera q vao parar as chaves de casa que a gente perde”. Their reactions are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they focus on emotions, aesthetics, and relationships—complaining about friends disappearing when needed in “lindo q quando eu >preciso< da opinião das bonitas elas somem 🤬🤬” and expressing fear of aging and forgetting life in “medo de envelhecer e esquecer da minha vida sendo q agr eu ja nao lembro oq fiz semana passada”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than J: they frequently mention being late, disorganized, or overwhelmed by school systems and apps, like “to de ferias ja e nao sei oq fazer” and “to estudando o dia todo nao aguento mais”, and they complain about structures (government sites, school rules, app updates) rather than proudly following plans. The playful, stream‑of‑consciousness style, constant emotional commentary on music/series (e.g. “adventures in paradise é o melhor album do mundo como pode” and “o novo album do emicida foi um desabafopqp que album lindo”), and emphasis on experiences over order all fit ENFP best. Overall, they come across as a highly expressive, imaginative, feelings‑driven person who navigates life spontaneously rather than systematically.
Some pickup lines for you
- If turning 18 is like learning to stop pooping your pants, can I be your emotional potty-training coach for adulthood? I promise fewer messes and more hugs.
- You said ‘4 burners on is my DJ set’—how about we upgrade to a back-to-back: you cook, I do the dishes, and we call it the ‘Adventures in Paradise’ tour?
- You’re scared of aging and forgetting your life, but honestly? Just one afternoon lying on the beach talking tarot with you would be a memory I’d fight to keep forever.
- You almost missed the bus playing Termo and still survived ENEM, physics rants, and that demonic government website—if you can handle all that, you can definitely handle a date with me.
- Your love for sun, beach camping, kiwi as a love language, and random yoga flows makes you sound dangerously close to my type—namaste… in your life for a while, maybe?
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18, sun over rain, beach over malls. Once almost missed the bus playing Termo. Studying, sketching, soundtracking life with Emicida & Adventures in Paradise.– @esgrissofrenia
Your signature cocktail
Saudade & Sunburn Spritz
This Saudade & Sunburn Spritz mixes beachy, chaotic energy with soft nostalgia, just like them complaining that going to the beach three days in a row fried their hair in “qm diria que ir pra praia tres dias seguidos ia queimar meu cabelo 🧘♀️” and dreaming of camping by the sea in “to precisando acampar na praia”. The cachaça with toasted coconut brings a sun‑dazed, slightly reckless kick for lines like “quase perdi o onibus pq tava jogando termo …..” and “4 bicos do fogão ao mesmo tempo esse jantar é o meu dj set”. Passion fruit juice captures their dramatic, overthinking side seen in “medo de envelhecer e esquecer da minha vida sendo q agr eu ja nao lembro oq fiz semana passada” and the endless school/prova stress in “q prova fdp meudeus”. The bittersweet romã syrup nods to their favorite fruit and soft aesthetic from “acho que romã é minha fruta preferida” and the lotus in their bio. Finally, sparkling water with lime keeps it fizzy and light, matching their social‑borboleta vibes in “eita borboletinha social” and the chill hammock mood of “tao bom ficar na rede”, so the drink hits like a gentle buzz of sun, homework stress, and inside jokes with friends rather than a full meltdown.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest throughline in their tweets is a very grounded, loyal, everyday-kind-of energy that fits Hufflepuff. They clearly value small acts of care and affection, like defining a love language as showing up and bringing fruit in “demonstração de afeto : ir na casa da pessoa e levar kiwi”, and they show attachment to shared rituals such as lying on the beach talking tarot with a friend in “saudade de ficar deitada na praia falando sobre tarot com a elizabeth”. Their complaints are less about wanting to dominate or outshine and more about fairness, effort, and feeling let down when others don’t show up, as in “lindo q quando eu >preciso< da opinião das bonitas elas somem 🤬🤬”. They also grind through school stress and bureaucracy with a kind of put‑upon perseverance—studying all day in “to estudando o dia todo nao aguento mais” and dealing with annoying government systems in “esse site do governo é podre puta que pariu to meia hora tentando ver minha nota”—which aligns with Hufflepuff’s hard-working, endure-and-get-on-with-it vibe. There are witty and creative moments, but their priorities—friends, small comforts, fairness, and steady effort—are quintessentially Hufflepuff rather than overtly driven like Slytherin, glory-seeking like Gryffindor, or intellectually centered like Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Solar Power - Lorde
A great fit is “Solar Power” by Lorde, because they constantly talk about craving sun, beach and freedom in a slightly chaotic, funny way. They tweet things like “nao é que eu prefira o calor bagulho mesmo é que eu gosto do sol”, “to precisando acampar na praia”, and “sdds do dean e offonoff a duplinha faz falta”, which matches the song’s mix of nostalgia and sun-worship. Their posts about relaxing and escaping stress, like “tao bom ficar na rede” and “acho que to precisando fazer uns 100 flows de chaturanga pra nao enlouquecer”, fit the song’s theme of dropping out of the pressure cooker to enjoy the moment. At the same time, their humor and mild chaos—complaining about school, apps and government sites in tweets like “esse site do governo é podre puta que pariu to meia hora tentando ver minha nota”—mirror the song’s slightly jaded, but ultimately carefree vibe. Overall, Solar Power captures their love of sun and beach, their desire for calm, and their playful, slightly sarcastic outlook on life.
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