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Your Simpsons character
This user’s energy, chaotic humor, and love of overreacting to fandom drama line up most closely with Bart Simpson. They constantly oscillate between giddy excitement and loud frustration, like when they yell “OVENSMASH OVENSMASH OVENSMASH OVENSMASH OVENSMASH…” or complain “I HAD TO WAIT 20 MINUTES FOR MY BUS JN GBJS WEATHER AND THE. BUS DIDN'T EVEN COME ARE YOU SERIOUS”. Their flair for absurd storytelling and exaggeration—such as “Almost died today. A robber came into my house with a loaded gun… He saw Madeleine on screen and used his last bullet to shoot my phone.”—matches Bart’s prankish, dramatic nature. They’re also openly combative and snarky toward their own fandom, e.g. “We need to nuke this fandom I think” and “GET A HOBBY”, which fits Bart’s rebellious streak. At the same time, their obsessive affection for specific characters, like “madeleine 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” and “Espresseleinepilled” in the bio, feels like Bart’s intense, sometimes cringe but earnest fixations. Overall, they read as a very online, fandom-poisoned Bart Simpson with a tablet instead of a skateboard.

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They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly interactive, full of reactions to others and calls to the fandom, like “OVENSMASHERS WAKE UP” and “Good night oomfies”, suggesting they energize via shared hype and social connection rather than quiet, solitary updates. They seem Intuitive (N) rather than strictly Sensing: a lot of their posting is about possibilities, speculation, and big-picture fandom narratives—e.g., joking about future games “Ne w cookie run game in 2029 I'm” or imagining concepts like a "Madeleine pain sprite" in “See now if I think hard enough a madeleine pain sprite is technically possible”—rather than step-by-step practical detail. Their style is strongly Feeling (F): tweets are driven by intense emotional reactions and attachment to characters and fandom (“madeleine 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” in this tweet, or affection like “HELLO CUTIE”), and even their complaints (“I HAD TO WAIT 20 MINUTES FOR MY BUS… IM SO MAD”) are framed in terms of feelings rather than analysis in this tweet. They look much more Perceiving (P) than Judging: there’s spontaneity, impulsive capslock reactions, and little evidence of structured planning—e.g., putting off updating the game in “Just realized I have to go out of my way to update crk to read the new episode. I don't feel like it rhough”, or chaotic gush-posts like “HahahahHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHASHSSBSJSKSOWOWOWKWWISBDBXNXBDKKDNDDJDBDD”. Overall their blend of outward hype, speculative/creative thinking, emotional intensity, and go-with-the-flow tweeting matches ENFP best.

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Fan artist + CRK enjoyer, specializing in Madeleine & Espresso. Once dropped a quarter at a vending machine and turned it into a saga.– @Esmadhater

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Espresseleine Overcrush is a loud, over-caffeinated love letter to their timeline: the double-shot espresso vodka is for being “Espresseleinepilled. Espresseleinemaxxng. ESPRESSELEINER SINCE 2021” and screaming about leaks like “I don't usually post leaks but madeleine 👀👀👀👀”. The black cherry cold brew concentrate is a moody, dramatic base for tweets like “I might go insane” and “We need to nuke this fandom I think”, giving it a dark, obsessive core. Spiced cinnamon-sugar syrup captures their chaotic sweetness and unhinged keyboard smash energy in posts like “HahahahHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHASHSSBSJSKSOWOWOWKWWISBDBXNXBDKKDNDDJDBDD” and the feral devotion of “YOU ARE MINE”. The foamed lilac-tinted oat milk softens the drink the way their softer side peeks through in “Good night oomfies” and “Um so happy”, while still staying a little weird and artsy like their #wip posts. Finally, edible gold shimmer and a tiny sugar sword honor their knight fixation and dramatic storytelling—because only someone who tweets sagas like “Almost died today. A robber came into my house with a loaded gun…” and counts down with “42 DAYS UNTOL OVENSMASH” deserves a drink that looks like a limited-time event banner in a gacha game.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is loud, impulsive, and emotion-first, which fits Gryffindor’s chaotic bravery more than calculated ambition or quiet loyalty. They frequently react in all caps and with zero chill, e.g. “IM FICKING TWEAKING” and “HahahahHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHASHSSBSJSKSOWOWOWKWWISBDBXNXBDKKDNDDJDBDD”, showing an instinct to feel then act rather than think things through. They also show a confrontational, call-out streak—“GET A HOBBY” and “We need to nuke this fandom I think”—that reads more like a bold, dramatic knight than a diplomatic Hufflepuff or strategic Slytherin. Even their exaggerated storytelling radiates theatrical hero energy, like the post about a robber sparing them because of Madeleine: “Luckily, I was playing crk. He saw Madeleine on screen and used his last bullet to shoot my phone. Thank God🙏❤️”. While they clearly have creativity and dedication to their fandom (e.g. “The guy nobody invited #CookieRunKingdom #Cookierunkingdomfanart”), the dominant traits are impulsive passion, dramatic reactions, and willingness to speak out—core Gryffindor qualities.

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The song Teenagers fits them because it captures loud, chaotic, hyper-emotional energy that swings between joking about disaster and genuine irritation, very similar to their timeline. They dramatize everyday annoyances into life-or-death events, like “I HAD TO WAIT 20 MINUTES FOR MY BUS JN GBJS WEATHER AND THE. BUS DIDN'T EVEN COME ARE YOU SERIOUS” and “I WAS GOING TO THE VENDING MACHINE AND I DROPPED A QUARTER I CANT FIND IT AND NOW I CANT BUY WHAT K WANTED FROM THE VENDINH MAXHINE IM SO MAD”. Their feed is full of intense capslocked reactions, like “OVENSMASH OVENSMASH OVENSMASH…” and “IM FICKING TWEAKING”, which mirrors the song’s frantic, anthemic vibe. They also embody that ironic, slightly edgy fandom teen attitude, mocking their own interests while being incredibly invested, as seen in “We need to nuke this fandom I think” and the dramatic Madeleine/Crimson Knight obsession scattered throughout their tweets. Overall, the combination of capslock melodrama, humor, and a kind of affectionate misanthropy lines up strongly with the mood and attitude of Teenagers.

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