Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses love and admiration for girlfriend, e.g. “amo o popozao da minha mulher” and “minha muie é muito foda nao tem como”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares difficult feelings like grief and fear, e.g. “meu vô morreu...” and “medo de perder a galera q eu gosto”.
- Humorous expressive: Uses dramatic humor and slang to cope and connect, e.g. “quero tomar pepsi e monster de pessego” and “eu sou uma caneca”.
- Politically aware: Shows strong class and political consciousness, e.g. “VIVA A CLASSE TRABALHADORA… MORTE A BURGUESIA” and commenting when “bolsonaro foi condenado”.
- Media engaged: Thinks critically about films, games and series, e.g. detailed criticism in “esse filme é so isso, referencias vazias…” and praise in “life is strange: true colors é um dos melhores jogos…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive ideation: Repeated jokes and statements about wanting to die or self-harm, e.g. “hj eu mi mato”, “so deus explica essa vontade de me matar”, and “devia ter me enforcado com o cordão umbilical…”.
- Harsh aggression: Occasionally wishes extreme harm on others, e.g. “tomara que morra baleado com 7 tiros nas costas” and intense rants like “vai tomar no cu moço do violão”.
- Family conflict: Shows unresolved anger toward parents, e.g. “cacete eu odeio a minha mae odeio muito” and tension around parental control in “não sabia q eu precisava pedir permissão pros meus pais pra trabalhar”.
- Emotional volatility: Timeline swings between love, rage, and despair, e.g. joyful posts like “que dia bom do crlh” contrasted with overwhelmed reactions like “o dia hj foi a maior porra”.
- Coping via substances: Frequently leans on cigarettes, weed and alcohol as relief, e.g. bio “gosto de cigarro”, “hoje estarei fumando 27 becks e dando 3 shots”, and “quero ir pra casa e fumar maconha”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: smart, politically aware, and constantly oscillating between idealism and exhausted despair. Like Lisa’s leftist streak and sense of justice, they tweet things such as “VIVA A CLASSE TRABALHADORA MORTE AO CAPITALISMO DESENFREADO MORTE A BURGUESIA…” and celebrate Bolsonaro’s condemnation in “a vida é tão bela, bolsonaro foi condenado…”. They’re introspective and emotionally intense, talking about therapy and loss in tweets like “minha psicologa parou de atender, eu nao quero outra psi” and “meu vô morreu...”, which mirrors Lisa’s sensitivity and frequent sadness. At the same time, they’re a huge media nerd with strong opinions on films, games and music, like in “life is strange: true colors é um dos melhores jogos que joguei recentemente” and their film criticism in “esse filme é so isso, referencias vazias…”, very much in line with Lisa’s earnest, overanalytical side. Their blend of cynicism, dark humor, and genuine care for loved ones (e.g., “amo o popozao da minha mulher”) fits Lisa as an adult online: jaded, politically vocal, but still deeply affectionate and thoughtful.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly seek interaction and stimulation, asking for company and favors like “alguem mi chama pra f1”, “alguem compra poke pra mim”, and frequently talking about social events, shows, and parties such as “na festa do carlinhos maia”. Their style is strongly Intuitive: they’re drawn to concepts, media, and vibes over concrete detail, e.g. calling themselves “um conceito estranho heheheheh”, discussing broader artistic/critical impressions like “esse filme é so isso, referencias vazias, a critica q poderia ser profunda mas é feita de forma mais rasa doq um pires.”, and engaging with narrative games such as “life is strange: true colors é um dos melhores jogos que joguei recentemente”. They’re clearly Feeling-dominant: their tweets are saturated with emotion (love for their girlfriend in “amo o popozao da minha mulher”, grief in “meu vô morreu...”, and intense anger in “cacete eu odeio a minha mae odeio muito”) and they value relational dynamics, e.g. hating situationships in “bruuhh eu odeio tanto situationship”. Their behavior is strongly Perceiving: life appears unstructured and reactive, from impulsive cravings like “alguem mi da 10zao de macoia” and “acho q eu to gravida” to chaotic, in-the-moment mood swings such as “que vontade de rasgar o cu em dois vei”. Altogether, the combination of highly social, expressive energy (E), concept- and media-focused interests (N), emotional intensity and value-driven reactions (F), and spontaneous, unstructured lifestyle (P) most closely matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Life is Strange: True Colors is one of the best games you’ve played and that not picking Steph is insanity… so, hypothetically, if we replayed your route, do I unlock the ‘secret romance with the cigarette-loving, lactose-intolerant punk’ ending?
- You can identify cigarettes just by the smell, macarrão com salsicha e farofa is a whole meal for you, and sometimes breakfast is polvilho, coffee and tobacco… be honest, are you trying to impress me or just giving me the perfect excuse to say ‘let me cook (for you)’?
- You: ‘devia ter me enforcado com o cordão umbilical’ and ‘so deus explica essa vontade de me matar’. Me: ‘ok but have you tried a situationship-free night with good weed, guava juice and someone who actually answers your DMs?’
- You went from ‘poligamia é bom de mais’ to ‘amo o popozao da minha mulher’ to ‘minha namorada sumiu’ like a whole Netflix limited series… can I audition for the role of ‘stays, communicates, and brings Pepsi + peach Monster’ in season 2?
- You hate heat, love Linkin Park, celebrated Bolsonaro being condemned, scream ‘VIVA A CLASSE TRABALHADORA’ and still find time to tweet ‘amo ela tanto’ about your girl—statistically speaking, you’re my exact type: politically hot, thermally cold, emotionally chaotic. Wanna test that hypothesis together sometime?
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Film nerd, smoker who can ID brands by smell, lactose-intolerant optimist. Once almost missed a Linkin Park show thanks to dengue and still showed up.– @esquizonofe
Your signature cocktail
Non‑Mono Goiaba Chaos Fizz
This drink starts with cachaça infused with smoked black tea to capture their love of cigarettes and permanently slightly unhinged vibe, echoing lines like “gosto de cigarro” and the many late‑night, ragey posts. Pink guava juice is a nod to their soft, fruity side and the admission “eu acho q to viciada em suco de goiaba”, adding sweetness under the chaos. An espresso shot represents the overcaffeinated worker who tweets “20h da noite e eu metendo um copao de cafe pra dentro” and complains about CLT hell while still showing up. The lactose-free condensed milk foam honors their bio confession of being lactose intolerant while still craving comfort, mirroring the tired softness in “estou com sono, cansada, dolorida, vou sair dessa merda so 23h da noite alguem me tira do clt”. Finally, a dash of chili bitters reflects their explosive, foul-mouthed temper and dark humor, from “que vontade de rasgar o cu em dois vei” to gleefully posting “VIVA A CLASSE TRABALHADORA MORTE AO CAPITALISMO…” while also tweeting about how much they love their woman “amo o popozao da minha mulher”. This cocktail is strong, a bit bitter, oddly sweet, and unmistakably dramatic—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account shows strong Gryffindor energy through blunt, confrontational courage and a tendency to say exactly what they think, even harshly. They openly fantasize about violent retribution against someone they hate, as in “tomara que morra baleado com 7 tiros nas costas em cima da mulher dos outros”, which, while extreme, reflects the house’s hot‑blooded, impulsive temperament. They don’t shy away from dark or taboo topics about their own mental health, such as “so deus explica essa vontade de me matar” and “hj eu mi mato”, showing a reckless willingness to lay their vulnerabilities bare rather than hide them. At the same time, they’re fiercely affectionate and protective toward their girlfriend and loved ones, seen in “amo o popozao da minha mulher” and “amo ela tanto sla so amo tanto tanto tanto”, echoing Gryffindor’s intense, loyal bonds. They also show a strong sense of justice and defiance of authority and systems, with tweets like “VIVA A CLASSE TRABALHADORA MORTE AO CAPITALISMO DESENFREADO MORTE A BURGUESIA E VIDA A REVOLUÇÃO DA CLASSE TRABALHADORA!!!!!!!!”, which fits the house’s hallmark of standing up loudly for their beliefs. Overall, the mix of raw emotional expression, hot‑headed reactions, and passionate loyalty aligns much more with Gryffindor than with the subtler ambition of Slytherin, the steady warmth of Hufflepuff, or the cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
A song that best fits them is I’m Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance. Their timeline mixes dark humor, anger, and vulnerability in a way that mirrors the song’s melodramatic, chaotic energy, from posts like “hj eu mi mato” and “so deus explica essa vontade de me matar” to explosive rants like “VAI TOMAR NO CU QUERO IR PRA CASA E FUMAR MACONHA”. The song is about feeling mentally overwhelmed while still being a bit theatrical and self-aware, which matches tweets such as “loopcinema ta salvando minha sanidade mental” and “devia ter me enforcado com o cordão umbilical quando tive a chance, agora é muito cedo pra morrwr e muito tarde pra me matar”. At the same time, they clearly have intense love and attachment—“amo ela tanto sla so amo tanto tanto tanto” and “minha muie é muito foda nao tem como”—which aligns with the song’s desperate, emotional tone. Their punk/alt vibe in tweets like “cause im punk rocker yes i am” and references to smoking, chaos, and rebellion also fit perfectly with MCR’s mid-2000s emo-punk aesthetic. Overall, I’m Not Okay (I Promise) captures their mix of depressive humor, romantic intensity, and dramatic, rebellious personality.
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