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Despite the surface-level chaos, @essillit shares Lisa's habit of championing social causes and intellectual superiority, specifically calling out misogyny within her own community by stating “one thing that I despise being a yaoi/bl shipper is in this community it's so misogynistic”. Much like Lisa's sharp-tongued critiques, this user takes a firm stance against perceived injustice, such as when she defends a rookie group's honor by saying “tokkis give a fucking rookie group a break”. She mirrors Lisa’s frequent feelings of social isolation, admitting “I'm so fucking lonely that me liking and reposting people stuff count as an interaction”. Ultimately, her passion for specific interests—whether it's Bungo Stray Dogs or girl groups—reflects Lisa's obsessive nature and her tendency to be the loudest voice in the room when defending her idols or beliefs.

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@essillit demonstrates Extroversion through an intense need for social interaction and attention, admitting “I'm so fucking lonely that me liking and reposting people stuff count as an interaction”. Their Intuitive side is shown in their obsession with fictional dynamics and shipping tropes, specifically the "doomed yaoi" archetype and the abstract connection of “fyozai is my religion”. As a Feeling type, their tweets are driven by raw emotional outbursts, fluctuating from extreme love to intense disdain, such as when they exclaim “OMG OMG NO NO NO I'M CRYING I'M THROWING UP”. Finally, their Perceiving nature is evident in their sporadic, stream-of-consciousness posting style and impulsive participation in fandom "wars," often changing their profile pic or stan list on a whim as seen in “I'm genuinely thinking of stanning babymonster”.

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Passionate about K-pop data and global chart trends. When I’m not analyzing streaming stats for the next 5th gen leaders, I’m probably debating Bungo Stray Dogs.– @essillit

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This drink captures the chaotic, hyper-online energy of a user who claims “fyozai is my religion” and lives for the thrill of the fanwar. The bitter Campari represents their dedication to “liking all the NJ dragging videos on the tl”, while the sweet dragonfruit reflects their softer side for idols, like being “totally inlove with iroha's hair”. The Moroccan mint pays homage to their roots during heated moments when they tell trolls “mouk Li khnjira ya bent l7ram”. It is a strong, experimental cocktail for someone who isn't afraid to “ratio” the opposition while demanding that “men get pregnant just one time please”.

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Sakura³•⁵ exhibits classic Slytherin traits through their fierce loyalty to their 'in-group' and a calculated, often ruthless approach to online discourse to ensure their favorites come out on top. Their ambition for their preferred K-pop groups is evident in how they actively track chart performance and 'gag' the competition, such as when they claim “had #that fandom crying to sleep” or boast about “liking all the NJ dragging videos on the tl” to exert dominance. This resourcefulness extends to leveraging any situation for personal gain, even offering to stop their 'dragging' campaign in exchange for votes, telling followers “if you vote for me, I will be stopping the NJ dragging”. Their blunt honesty and preference for 'well-written' doomed ships like Fyozai over more popular ones showcase a shrewd, independent streak that values quality and success over traditional kindness.

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The song Bad Blood perfectly captures @essillit's combative and rivalry-driven presence on K-pop Twitter, particularly their intense disdain for the NewJeans fandom. Their timeline is a literal battleground, with them declaring “guys it's now a full on war fight between glitts and tokkies” and openly admitting to “liking all the NJ dragging videos on the tl”. Much like the song's themes of deep-seated grudges and 'mad love' turned sour, they take pride in the animosity, even jokingly offering a truce by stating “if you vote for me, I will be stopping the NJ dragging”. Ultimately, their digital persona thrives on the friction between fandoms, embodying the 'bad blood' that defines current stan culture.

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