Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses deep love and pride for their girlfriend Ana, e.g. “Vocês não entendem o quanto eu amo essa mulher, é algo que nem dá pra medir” and many tweets like “Eu amo tanto meu amor”.
- Empathetic defender: Shows strong indignation toward cruelty and ableism, e.g. defending a child with autism in “isso só mostra o quão ignorante e podre é essa sociedade atual”.
- Honest self-reflection: Openly acknowledges own flaws, writing “Eu sou muito egoísta” and talking about past issues like pornography use in “eu quando era pré adolescente era viciadasso em pornografia”.
- Passionate fan: Shows enthusiasm and detailed opinions about games and series, e.g. Devil May Cry and Adventure Time in tweets like “Quero platinar devil may cry 4, mas quero ter minha vida ainda” and “Esse ep marcou tanto minha infância”.
- Protective morals: Criticizes normalization of drugs and oversexualized content online, e.g. “Pessoas q romantizam drogas estão com a cabeça cheia de côco” and the thread asking people to stop sexual talk on social media like “Parem de falar de sexo em mídias sociais”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh hostility: Often uses extreme language like “eu quero wue todo mundo morra, vsfd” and “Odeio odeio odeio odeio odeio gnt ignorante puta q me pariu”.
- Self-deprecation: Speaks very negatively about self, e.g. “Eu odeio minha aparência”, “eu sou muito egoísta”, and calling themselves “um lixo” in “eu sendo um lixo”.
- Emotional volatility: Tweets swing between joy and despair, including intense statements like “Vou me matar” and “eu não quero mais viver” contrasted with very happy posts about love and games.
- Negative generalizations: Frequently labels groups as universally bad or ‘burro’, e.g. “Todos burros, todo mundo é burro, muito burro” and “Estamos condenados, a burrice humana está vencendo a cada dia”.
- Attention insecurity: Expresses strong distress about not feeling heard or noticed, e.g. “Ngm me escuta, ngm me dá atenção, pqp parece q eu nem existo nessa casa” and “Eu acho q eu sou a pessoa mais carente do mundo”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: intensely emotional, impulsive, and swinging quickly between love, rage, self‑hate, and goofy enthusiasm. Like Homer obsessively doting on Marge, they constantly profess love and neediness toward their partner, e.g. “Vocês não entendem o quanto eu amo essa mulher, é algo que nem dá pra medir” and “Eu amo tanto meu amor”. They’re dramatic and explosive when frustrated, mirroring Homer’s overreactions, seen in posts like “Eu odeio minha aparência, odeio Gilberto, odeio física, odeio matemática, odeio química, eu quero wue todo mundo morra, vsfd, eu não quero mais viver” and “Eu desisto, todo mundo aqui é muito burro pra discutir, puta merda”. At the same time, they’re insecure and self‑deprecating, calling themselves “muito egoísta” in “Eu sou muito egoísta” and worrying about being “burro” in “To com medo de ser burro, n passar e minha família achar q eu n estudei”, which fits Homer’s frequent self‑loathing under the jokes. Finally, they’re passionate about pop culture and games—ranting about Devil May Cry and cartoons like Adventure Time in tweets such as “Quero platinar devil may cry 4, mas quero ter minha vida ainda” and “Esse ep marcou tanto minha infância, acho q foi oq me fez gostar de hora de aventura”—just as Homer fixates intensely on TV, food, and hobbies in an over-the-top but oddly endearing way.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: although very expressive online, they focus on a small circle and often feel unseen at home, e.g. “Ngm me escuta, ngm me dá atenção, pqp parece q eu nem existo nessa casa”, and talk more about their inner world (anxiety, sadness, love) than external socializing. They seem more Intuitive than Sensing: they frequently dive into meanings and broader issues like internet culture and sexuality, as in “Cara, se a internet não fosse cheia de coisas relacionadas a isso seria tão incrível…”, and get absorbed in fictional universes (JoJo, FNAF, DMC, Adventure Time) in a big-picture way, e.g. “Esse ep marcou tanto minha infância, acho q foi oq me fez gostar de hora de aventura”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: their judgments are driven by personal values and emotions, defending vulnerable groups and condemning cruelty, as in “as pessoas no vídeo fizeram comentários de ódio… isso só mostra o quão ignorante e podre é essa sociedade atual” and intense love for their girlfriend, e.g. “Vocês não entendem o quanto eu amo essa mulher, é algo que nem dá pra medir”. Their emotional swings and self-criticism, like “Eu odeio minha aparência… eu não quero mais viver” and “Eu sou muito egoísta”, fit the INFP stereotype of intense inner feelings and harsh self-judgment. Finally, they fit Perceiving more than Judging: they complain about studying and recovery rather than showing structured planning (“To em recuperação na época que o mundo tá acabando”), are highly spontaneous and reactive (rage tweets about games like “Nossa cara vsfd, eu odeio o rank desse jogo…”), and their timeline feels organic and unstructured rather than methodically organized.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here stressing over Cabral on YouTube and Devil May Cry ranks, but be honest: the real S-rank challenge is how fast I can go from ‘coloca norgets’ on your timeline to ‘coloca nós dois’ in the same call grinding DMC together.
- You said Jolyne is the most intelligent Joestar for reversing Pucci’s rotation… so if I quietly rotate my life around you instead, does that make me canonically the smartest, or just another clown in your Adventure Time filler episode?
- You talk about being scared of failing school, being in recovery while the world ends, feeling invisible at home… and still you love Ana like she’s your whole universe. That kind of heart is way more beautiful than any gym progress you’ve ever worried about.
- If platinating Devil May Cry 4 might cost you your life, I volunteer as your co-op partner: I’ll farm the orbs, you keep the style rank, and in the end we unlock the secret achievement ‘Kissed the nerd who raged about losing S-rank.’
- You said the internet is 85% people talking about sex and you’re sick of it — deal. Let’s make it 15% about us instead: complaining about BBB poop on the wall, arguing which Adventure Time episode saved the season, and me repeatedly tweeting ‘I love Jaia’ until it trends.
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Devil May Cry nerd, Adventure Time enjoyer & chronic overthinker. Studying, missing my girlfriend, and yelling about bad takes on the internet.– @estrelacartoon
Your signature cocktail
Coloca Norgets Negroni
This cocktail burns first and hugs later: the chili-infused cachaça is all the raw, swearing energy of someone who says “Odeio odeio odeio odeio odeio gnt ignorante puta q me pariu” and “Eu desisto, todo mundo aqui é muito burro pra discutir, puta merda”. The sweet passion fruit liqueur stands for the obsessive, dramatic love in “Eu amo tanto meu amor” and the flood of Anas in “Amo ana”. A bitter herbal amaro reflects their anxiety, self‑doubt, and recovery stress in “To com medo de ser burro, n passar e minha família achar q eu n estudei” and “To em recuperação na época que o mundo tá acabando”. Sparkling guaraná gives chaotic gamer-teen energy, the same vibe as “Quero platinar devil may cry 4, mas quero ter minha vida ainda” and the hype of “UHUUUUUUUUUULLLL”. Finally, a dash of saline solution (a literal drop of salt water) is for the constant crying and saudade in “Gnt, estou mal, eu não imaginava que eu ia sentir tanta falta da minha namorada assim, tô passando mal” and “Ai q chora de sdd é feio, eu sendo um lixo”, making the drink taste like someone mixed love, rage, and homework tears in the same glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining trait is intense loyalty and attachment to loved ones, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They constantly express love and devotion to their girlfriend Ana, e.g. “Vocês não entendem o quanto eu amo essa mulher, é algo que nem dá pra medir” and “Minha namorada me ama e é isso q importa”, and repeatedly tweet variations of “Amo meu amor” and “Eu amo tanto meu amor”. They are also deeply affected by family and fairness issues, such as feeling hurt when no one listens to them at home in “Ngm me escuta, ngm me dá atenção, pqp parece q eu nem existo nessa casa” and being upset about society’s treatment of a child with TEA in “isso só mostra o quão ignorante e podre é essa sociedade atual”. Their frustration with ignorance and cruelty toward others appears in tweets like “Odeio odeio odeio odeio odeio gnt ignorante” and “É extremamente difícil n ser doente, tem gnt nazista nessa merda dessa plataforma”, suggesting a strong sense of justice, but not the calculated ambition of Slytherin or the cool-headed analysis of Ravenclaw. While they do work hard and stress over studying and passing (e.g. “To com medo de ser burro, n passar e minha família achar q eu n estudei” and “Papai noel, deixa eu passar de ano, pfvr ?”), this is framed more in terms of anxiety and duty to loved ones than personal glory. Overall, the combination of emotional intensity, devotion to their partner, desire for a small peaceful circle of loved ones (“A vida é tão linda, queria que todas as pessoas desaparecessem e só sobrassem as q eu amo”), and a fairness-focused view of the world fits Hufflepuff best.
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Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well‑suited song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures a mix of angst, dark humor, and vulnerability that matches their timeline. They often vent intense frustration about society and ignorance, like when they say “é extremamente difícil n ser doente, tem gnt nazista nessa merda dessa plataforma e não é pouco É UM MONTE” and “Estamos condenados, a burrice humana está vencendo a cada dia”, which fits the song’s rebellious, critical view of people around them. At the same time, they show raw emotional swings and self‑loathing, as in “Eu odeio minha aparência, odeio Gilberto, odeio física, odeio matemática, odeio química, eu quero wue todo mundo morra, vsfd, eu não quero mais viver” and “Todos burros, todo mundo é burro, muito burro e eu consigo ser mais”, mirroring the song’s chaotic teen energy. Despite all the anger, they’re deeply attached to their girlfriend, constantly posting about love and longing like “Vocês não entendem o quanto eu amo essa mulher, é algo que nem dá pra medir” and “Gnt, estou mal, eu não imaginava que eu ia sentir tanta falta da minha namorada assim, tô passando mal”, which adds the emotional intensity that MCR songs are known for. The combination of dramatic complaints, gallows humor, and sincere devotion lines up closely with the rebellious, overwhelmed teen spirit in Teenagers.
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