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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially her darker, more self-critical episodes. Lisa often struggles with feeling misunderstood and overly hard on herself, similar to tweets like “my cousins make me feel so useless” and “why am I so awkward”. Both show intense perfectionism and self-judgment about body and identity, reflected in posts such as “'you're not THAT big' so I should never eat again is what you're saying” and “I won't stop until I'm viewed as an anorexic I swear”. Lisa has canon struggles with depression and feeling like she carries too much emotional weight for her age, which parallels the user’s references to self-harm and hopelessness like “being codependent on people is gonna be the reason I kms” and “was lowk gonna jump off a bridge but I have plans so. whatever”. While Lisa shows a more outward intellectual and activist side than this account, the shared themes of self-loathing, pressure to be “better,” and feeling emotionally overwhelmed make her the closest match among the main characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They appear strongly introverted (I): their focus is on their inner world of feelings and struggles rather than external events, e.g. “I miss eli but idk if I can commit to a conversation rn” and “my cousins make me feel so useless” show social withdrawal and discomfort rather than seeking stimulation. Their thinking is more intuitive (N) than concrete; they fixate on meanings and identity (being seen as anorexic, being diagnosed) rather than practical details, as in “I won't stop until I'm viewed as an anorexic I swear” and “not being diagnosed is killing me”. They clearly lead with feeling (F): tweets are intensely emotional and value-laden, like “'you haven't actually lost that much weight!' oh so you want me to relapse and to kill myself” and “being codependent on people is gonna be the reason I kms”. The lifestyle seems more perceiving (P) than structured: they act impulsively and reactively (e.g. “stole an eyebrow razor from my friend #finallygettorelapse”, “binging so I have a reason to relapse”) rather than following plans or routines. Overall, the combination of inward focus, identity/meaning preoccupation, intense emotional expression, and impulsive coping points most closely to INFP.

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vin | learning to be kinder to myself, one day at a time. collector of oddly specific playlists and stories I’m not ready to write yet.– @estrellaqslixe

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail hits hard but stays deceptively light, echoing their love of extremes like “I love feeling hungry” and “I need to be skinny kmskmskms”. The ice-cold vodka is that numbing, impulsive edge that comes through in “might need stitches 🥀🥀 kms” and “I miss cutting myself so bad”. Bitter grapefruit and diet tonic mirror the self-critical, hungry mood of “I feel so guilty after eating” and “I ate so much today I'm so disappointed in myself.”. The absinthe is a volatile, almost hallucinatory note for their spiraling thoughts like “being codependent on people is gonna be the reason I kms” and “was lowk gonna jump off a bridge but I have plans so. whatever”. Finally, the razor-thin lime spiral nods darkly to “stole an eyebrow razor from my friend #finallygettorelapse” and “cuts on thighs are so annoying omfg”, a sharp garnish on a drink that lives right on the edge.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in their tweets is a harsh, goal‑driven fixation on becoming thinner at any cost, which aligns most with Slytherin’s ambition turned inward. They explicitly frame their eating disorder as a mission they will not abandon, saying “I won't stop until I'm viewed as an anorexic I swear” and tying their self-worth to how others perceive their body, which shows ruthless persistence rather than curiosity or simple emotionality. Their self-harm and relapse talk is often instrumentalized toward that goal, as in “binging so I have a reason to relapse” and “stole an eyebrow razor from my friend #finallygettorelapse”, revealing a willingness to use whatever means are available to pursue their destructive aims. They compare themselves competitively to others as thinspo, e.g. “my sister is such thinspo”, and derive motivation from that comparison, which echoes Slytherin’s comparative, status-conscious mindset. While there are hints of codependence and despair, the dominant pattern is a cold, driven pursuit of a specific image and outcome, even when it actively harms them, which fits Slytherin’s ambition and self-directed ruthlessness more than the traits of the other houses.

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A well-fitting song for them is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, which centers on intrusive self-destructive thoughts, body discomfort, and feeling like your own worst enemy. Their timeline is filled with explicit self-harm urges like “I need 2 cut again”, “stole an eyebrow razor from my friend #finallygettorelapse”, and “I miss cutting myself so bad”, which parallels the song’s obsession with pain and self-sabotage. The track’s themes of wanting to disappear and flirting with death match their posts such as “was lowk gonna jump off a bridge but I have plans so. whatever” and “being codependent on people is gonna be the reason I kms”. Their disordered eating and fixation on thinness, shown in “I won't stop until I'm viewed as an anorexic I swear” and “I need to be skinny kmskmskms”, echo the song’s darker, self-destructive body themes. Overall, the eerie, depressive, self-questioning tone of Bury a Friend aligns closely with the emotional landscape revealed in their tweets.

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