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Your Simpsons character
The mix of neurodivergent vibes, introspection, and political/ethical takes fits Lisa Simpson best. They openly grapple with mental health and suicidality, like in “7/30 dia 5 foi quase mas eu nao me matei ainda🔥” and “1/30 setembro amarelo🔥🔥🔥🔥 nao me matarei até outubro”, echoing Lisa’s tendency toward melancholy and overthinking. Their left-leaning, class‑conscious attitude shows up in posts such as “pirataria seletiva é coisa de playboy, e quem condena pirataria no Brasil ou é ignorante ou é mal caráter” and “a comunidade lgbt cansou de lutar e agora se invalidam e brigam entre si enquanto a homofobia cresce cada dia mais rápido”, which matches Lisa’s activist streak. At the same time, they’re extremely online, artsy, and niche‑nerdy—talking about Neutral Milk Hotel, Hollow Knight, and SCP in tweets like “erhica hollow knight ou algo assim” and “eu tô com muita preguiça de terminar a capa de aeroplane over the sea😿”—very reminiscent of Lisa’s obsessive passions (jazz, books, causes). Their frequent frustration with other people’s stupidity and internet ragebait, such as “ragebait é a coisa mais fácil do mundo, é só você interpretar o usuário médio do twt”, mirrors Lisa’s exasperation with Springfield’s general idiocy. Overall, they combine earnest ethics, emotional intensity, and hyper‑specific niche interests in a way that lines up closely with an older, very-online version of Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they talk about feeling distant from people and social anxiety rather than thriving on big social scenes, like when they mention wanting to scare someone on the bus but framing it in terms of “if the voices allow it” and saying they were too shy to take a picture of someone they saw in Lapa: “eu vi esse mano na lapa uma vez pqp eu fiquei com muita vontade de tirar foto mas fiquei com vergonha”. There is a strong Intuitive (N), imaginative and associative style: they reference media, abstract jokes, and surreal humor (“spamton feito de borracha”, SCP as powerscaling, long Ween lyric quote) and enjoy conceptual takes such as “scp é powerscalling pra quem tem preguiça de fazer powerscalling” or the meta-commentary on ragebait “ragebait é a coisa mais fácil do mundo, é só você interpretar o usuário médio do twt”. They appear clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking, with heavy emotional content, self-disclosure about mental health and suicidal ideation (“7/30 dia 5 foi quase mas eu nao me matei ainda🔥”, “1/30 setembro amarelo🔥🔥🔥🔥 nao me matarei até outubro”) and concern about social issues like class and piracy ethics: “pirataria seletiva é coisa de playboy, e quem condena pirataria no Brasil ou é ignorante ou é mal caráter”. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): their timeline is chaotic, spontaneous, and jokingly self-deprecating about forgetfulness and mistakes, like “> passo o bilhete no ônibus > giro a catraca e esqueço de passar nela eu nao mereço nada na vida mesmo pqp” and starting/abandoning art projects (“tava legal, fui contornar a lineart e ficou escroto”, “tô com muita preguiça de terminar a capa de aeroplane over the sea😿”). This overall pattern—introverted, imaginative, emotionally intense, and spontaneous—matches INFP better than nearby types like ENFP (less socially energized here) or INTP (less focused on detached logic, more on values and feelings).

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Coney Island-based art gremlin & music nerd. Draws 8100px covers on a phone, rides chaotic SP transit, once dreamed of getting a Fantano-signed BK snack.– @estrogentester

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This drink is chaotic, colorful, and proudly genderfudid, mirroring their bio and the way they yell online with stuff like “acordei hiperativa asf #WEARESOBACK #QUEROMASCARRITALINA #PAUNOCUDESATANAS”. Cachaça brings a sharp Brazilian backbone for the Osasco–Coney-Island-core commuter of “itaquera tá um INFERNO vai tomar no cu eu acho que nunca vi tanta gente aglomerada numa estação só”. Blue curaçao and pink grapefruit layer trans/bi flag vibes over the meme-brain aesthetic of “are you cis or are you based? i'm #based” and their Neutral Milk Hotel shirt flex in “no banco do motorista com uma camisa rosa gg comicamente chamativa de neutral milk hotel”. Guaraná soda keeps it fizzy and wired, like someone who tweets “7/30 dia 5 foi quase mas eu nao me matei ainda🔥” and then immediately goes “meow :3” unironically. The pop rocks + chili-salt rim is there because their humor hits like “pirataria seletiva é coisa de playboy, e quem condena pirataria no Brasil ou é ignorante ou é mal caráter” and “odeio pós ironia e pós humor vão se foder”: loud, direct, and it stings a little, but you keep coming back for another sip.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong mix of wit, niche knowledge, and creative interests that lean heavily Ravenclaw. Their media and music tastes are specific and somewhat esoteric, like calling 2001: A Space Odyssey their favorite film in “pior que 2001 odisseia no espaço realmente é meu filme favorito💔” and proudly wearing a bright Neutral Milk Hotel shirt in “no banco do motorista com uma camisa rosa gg comicamente chamativa de neutral milk hotel”, which suggests a self-conscious, thoughtful engagement with art. They also analyze internet culture and social dynamics with a critical, almost academic tone, as in “ragebait é a coisa mais fácil do mundo, é só você interpretar o usuário médio do twt” and “hiperexposiçao na net com os pais sabendo > mlk vai crescer com a mentalidade de que é super criativo e inteligente > eventualmente o conteúdo nao chama mais atenção como antes > mlk fica neurótico na adolescência”, which reads like a mini sociological observation. Their creativity is evident in their persistent art projects, even when frustrated, such as “tô fazendo arte de 8100 pixels no celular pqp eu vou chorar💔” and “eu tô com muita preguiça de terminar a capa de aeroplane over the sea😿”, as well as their playful linguistic humor in “idioma é um idioma muito não sério”. While they do show courage and political conviction (for example criticizing classism around piracy in “pirataria seletiva é coisa de playboy, e quem condena pirataria no Brasil ou é ignorante ou é mal caráter”), the through line in their tweets is a sharp, somewhat nerdy, highly online intellect that fits Ravenclaw more than the other houses.

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Radiohead’s Idioteque fits them because it channels anxious, chaotic energy while still being sharply self-aware and politically tuned in. Their timeline swings between dark humor about their own mental health, like “7/30 dia 5 foi quase mas eu nao me matei ainda🔥” and “1/30 setembro amarelo🔥🔥🔥🔥 nao me matarei até outubro”, and sensory overload rants such as “itaquera tá um INFERNO vai tomar no cu eu acho que nunca vi tanta gente aglomerada numa estação só”. The song’s apocalyptic, frantic vibe mirrors their posts about violence and instability, including “teve tiroteio do lado da minha escola” and the fake-news style “🚨URGENTE: MORRE JALYMRABEY AOS 31 ANOS DEVIDO À COMPLICAÇÕES COM A FIMOSE.”. At the same time, Idioteque’s nervous, hyper-digital feel matches their very online, chronically terminal-posting persona seen in “ragebait é a coisa mais fácil do mundo, é só você interpretar o usuário médio do twt” and “hiperexposiçao na net com os pais sabendo > mlk vai crescer com a mentalidade de que é super criativo e inteligente…”. Their mix of queer identity, irony, and despair—expressed in “🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ genderfudid (gênero fudido) | ela/elu |” and “acabei de cometer a maior cagada da minha vida, é inexplicável”—fits the song’s themes of fractured identity and living on the edge of collapse.

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