Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about joy, anger, sadness, and love, like being very happy in “caralho to muito feliz” and devastated after a movie in “acho que nao vou parar de chorar depois que vi esse filme pqp”.
- Passionate-fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for music, anime, and games, like listing top songs in “top 10 musicas mais eu” and screaming over characters in “MEU MARIDO ALIIIIII” and “É O GOATTTTT NARIGATO”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes personal patterns and struggles, such as comparing herself to others in “meu fardo é me comparar com as pessoas em qualquer coisa” and noticing different coping styles with her brother in “incrível como meu irmão e eu temos os mesmos dilemas mas a gente lida de forma totalmente diferente”.
- Curious-creative: Shows curiosity about new skills and aesthetics, like wanting to study Libras in “pensando em fazer libras ano que vem”, changing hair/brows in “e se eu raspasse ou descolorisse a sobrancelha...”, and thinking about tattoos in “acho que ja tenho duas ideias de tatuagem que quero fazer”.
- Romantic-dreamer: Values romance and emotional stories, wanting a slow-burn love in “meu sonho era viver um childhood friends to lovers SLOW BURN” and calling a show a masterpiece in “Acho que é o sinal pra eu rever essa obra prima”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Frequently puts herself down, like saying “me sinto uma bosta pqp” and feeling incompetent in “pqp sou uma incompetente mesmo, comprei o ngc e ja perdi”.
- Harsh-language: Uses aggressive or violent expressions when frustrated, such as “vou te matar @veusnotameni” and “EU VOU TE MATAR WAGNEEERRRRIEOOWOWOWKW filho da puta desgraçado maldito nojento”.
- Relationship-pessimism: Expresses hopelessness about love and dating, like “tô começando a acreditar que nunca vou namorar mesmo nessa vida” and frustration with complicated relationships in “pq relacionamento tinha que ser tao complicado”.
- Emotional-overload: Often feels overwhelmed by stress or mood swings, shown in “nao aguento mais estudar”, “minha motivação foi pro caralho”, and wanting to sleep all day in “To tao cansada que acho que vou pegar hoje pra dormir o dia inteiro”.
- Self-isolating: Feels lonely and struggles socially, like saying “preciso de amigos”, thinking of making another account in “talvez eu crie uma outra conta no twitter”, and giving up on going out in “no fim vou desistir de sair com eles pqp”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user is introspective, emotionally intense, and often overthinks life, just like her. They worry about studies and their future, as seen in tweets like “preciso urgentemente de um plano B se eu nn quiser cursar mais meu curso” and “queria ver minha nota em química logo”, which echoes Lisa’s academic anxiety. They also express loneliness and a desire for deeper connections, such as “preciso de amigos” and “tô começando a acreditar que nunca vou namorar mesmo nessa vida”, very in line with Lisa’s recurring feeling of being misunderstood. Their love of specific music and media, like “talvez música psicodélica seja meu gênero favorito” and the carefully curated “top 10 musicas mais eu”, matches Lisa’s strong, slightly niche tastes (jazz, books, and art). Finally, their dramatic, expressive reactions to injustice and annoyance—such as “Falar com gente burra é foda” and “eu odeio a uerj pqp”—mirror Lisa’s tendency to rant when the world frustrates her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean strongly Introvert (I): they often express feeling lonely or disconnected, like needing friends (“preciso de amigos”) and doubting they’ll ever date (“tô começando a acreditar que nunca vou namorar mesmo nessa vida”), and their social life is mostly mediated through fandoms and media instead of lots of real‑life events. Their love of fiction, symbolism and slow-burn romance points to Intuition (N): they idealize scenarios like “meu sonho era viver um childhood friends to lovers SLOW BURN” and obsess over narrative/media details such as book references and characters (“E acabei descobrindo que faz referência a livro…”). They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, making emotional, value-based statements rather than logical analyses: they frequently center their feelings (“me sinto uma bosta pqp”, “pq relacionamento tinha que ser tao complicado”) and react passionately to shows, music, and people (“acho que nao vou parar de chorar depois que vi esse filme pqp”). Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: they complain about motivation and studying (“nao aguento mais estudar”, “minha motivação foi pro caralho”), make spontaneous decisions and doubts (like suddenly considering Kindle or tattoos: “será que eu compro um kindle 🤔”, “acho que ja tenho duas ideias de tatuagem que quero fazer”), and often change their mind or act impulsively (“fodase nem vou mais nessa porra tmnc”). Altogether, the introspective, idealistic, emotionally intense, somewhat chaotic and media-driven vibe matches INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You love MPB, shoujos and childhood-friends-to-lovers slow burn, but since you ‘don’t even have childhood friends’, I volunteer as the stranger-to-lovers speed run. We can build the backstory retroactively.
- You said your top 10 songs start with ‘Love Like You’ and ‘Tempo da Inocência’—so… when do I get featured on the soundtrack as that weird, unexpected romance arc that actually works?
- You’re out here crying over romance anime, wanting a Nanami and Tomoe nendoroid, and dreaming of a slow burn… meanwhile I’m just trying to be the canon love interest in the live‑action adaptation of your life.
- You tweeted that relationships are too complicated and that you’re starting to believe you’ll never date—plot twist: what if it’s just filler episodes and I’m the main love interest that only appears in season 3?
- You’re torn about buying a Kindle, studying anatomy, thinking of taking Libras, and still hunting that impossible manga… if you can juggle all that, I’m sure you can handle adding ‘going out with me’ to your to‑do list.
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Your new Twitter bio
Med student in love with MPB, shoujo romances & weird little guys in games/anime. Once kicked my dad’s head by accident and never recovered socially.– @esznupi
Your signature cocktail
Childhood Friends to Lovers Slow Burn Spritz
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with dried raisins, a nod to growing up and realizing that even uva passa is actually good, just like their evolving tastes and grudging maturity, inspired by “depois de crescer você entende que uva passa na comida é muito gostoso”. The rose and lychee liqueur brings shoujo-romance softness and delicate sweetness for someone who dreams of tropes like “meu sonho era viver um childhood friends to lovers SLOW BURN mas eu nem tenho amigo de infânciasjwwwjwjsjd” and adores romance anime, as in “eu quando sou o melhor anime de romance”. Grapefruit tonic water adds a bittersweet fizz for their emotional whiplash between self-deprecating drama like “tô começando a acreditar que nunca vou namorar mesmo nessa vida” and moments of sudden joy like “caralho to muito feliz”. A dash of chili tincture captures their explosive, foul-mouthed outbursts at people who annoy them, such as “Falar com gente burra é foda” and the legendary rage of “EU VOU TE MATAR WAGNEEERRRRIEOOWOWOWKW filho da puta desgraçado maldito nojento”. Finally, a cotton-candy scented foam floats on top like their dreamy MPB/shoujo aesthetic and soft side that appears in vulnerable posts such as “preciso de amigos” and the tender dedication “amo mpb, shoujos e o @veusnotameni ♡”. This is a light yet emotionally strong, bittersweet-then-sweet spritz that tastes like crying over romance anime, complaining about men, and still believing in love anyway.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user shows a strong Hufflepuff core of loyalty, emotional sincerity, and a desire for connection. They’re openly affectionate and attached to specific people and characters, like in their bio “amo mpb, shoujos e o @veusnotameni ♡” and in tweets such as “vou te matar @veusnotameni”, which reads as playful, intense attachment rather than hostility. They repeatedly express wanting genuine relationships and feeling hurt when that loyalty isn’t reciprocated, for example “indignada que o maluco parou de me seguir mas nao me tirou como seguidora vsf ta se achando a última bolacha do pacote” and “tô começando a acreditar que nunca vou namorar mesmo nessa vida”. There’s also a quiet hardworking side and frustration with academic pressures, like “nao aguento mais estudar” and “pqp troquei o atrio esquerdo e direito na prova AAAAAAAAAAAAWERRREIWJD”, which fits the Hufflepuff pattern of grinding through obligations even when drained. While they vent a lot and can be sharp-tongued, the underlying theme across their timeline is craving stability, affection, and fair treatment rather than glory or power, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Love Like You - Rebecca Sugar
The song that best suits @esznupi is “Love Like You” by Rebecca Sugar, which they themselves list as their number one defining track in “top 10 musicas mais eu: 1. love like you rebecca sugar…”. The song’s bittersweet tone mirrors their mix of romantic yearning and self-doubt, like when they say “tô começando a acreditar que nunca vou namorar mesmo nessa vida” and “meu sonho era viver um childhood friends to lovers SLOW BURN mas eu nem tenho amigo de infância…”. Lyrically, Love Like You is about feeling flawed yet still intensely capable of love, which fits tweets such as “pior que eu odeio comemorações” and “me sinto uma bosta pqp”, where they’re hard on themself but obviously deeply emotional. At the same time, their love for shoujo romance and soft aesthetics, seen in “amo mpb, shoujos e o @veusnotameni ♡” and “eu quando sou o melhor anime de romance”, resonates with the tender, hopeful core of the song. Overall, Love Like You captures their combination of vulnerability, intense feelings, and a longing for gentle, almost cartoon-like romance amid real-life messiness.
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