Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly acknowledges having an eating disorder and questions her own thinking, e.g. “sir i have an eating disorder, i know 😭” and “700 seems so high of a cal limit tho am i just disordered?”.
- Goal-oriented: Sets clear targets like weight goals and walking times, and celebrates progress, e.g. “FINALLY LOST A KG AND DROPPED IN BMI” and the walking challenge in “each like on this post: 5 mins on walking pad”.
- Engaging: Frequently interacts with others through polls, questions, and ‘edtwt’ prompts, e.g. “interaction bait for edtwt !! how many cals do you aim to burn a day?” and “moots what should i make for dinner tonight?”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and exaggeration even about mundane or stressful things, like “there aren’t any calories in edibles if you’re pure of heart btw” and “if meth and a cherry jolly rancher had a baby”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth toward friends and fiancé, appreciating their actions, e.g. “fiancé is gonna make me steak and sweet potatoes for dinner since im bedridden and on my period 😛😛” and being excited about “400 mooties???? omg im ecstatic!!”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered_eating: Describes extreme restriction, fasting, and obsession with calories and weight, such as “first day of liquid fast!! 610 cals todayy” and calling herself “junkorexic”.
- Body_fixation: Ties self-worth strongly to weight and appearance, e.g. “yknow maybe if the scale went down a little i'd feel like a person today” and worry about “how huge i would look in wedding photos”.
- Overexertion: Pushes herself physically to uncomfortable extremes, like “10 miles on walking pad!! was gonna do a half marathon” and “on hour two of incline walking … feeling fuzzy so i might cut my time short to like three hours”.
- Guilt-driven: Motivation is often fueled by shame after eating, as in “of course you wanna ‘starve’ yourself NOW its cuz you’re full and guilty 😭” and panic after small indulgences like “had a mcdonalds ice cream like a fat fucking chud”.
- Negative_self-image: Uses harsh language toward herself and fears being seen before more weight loss, e.g. “i just checked… 700 seems so high of a cal limit tho am i just disordered?” and “friends wanna see me but i havent lost enough weight where its noticeable”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: introspective, highly self-analytical, a little neurotic, and constantly trying to optimize themselves. Like Lisa, they overthink numbers and goals, shown when they calculate that at 700 calories a day they’d reach their goal weight by June and ask, “700 seems so high of a cal limit tho am i just disordered?”. There’s also a mix of earnestness and dark humor, like joking about their ED with, “sir i have an eating disorder, i know 😭” and using weed to dodge eating by saying, “got high so now i can say im not hungry cuz im nauseous lol”. Their perfectionism and self-pressure echo Lisa’s overachiever anxieties, seen in tweets like feeling unworthy of seeing friends until weight loss is noticeable, “friends wanna see me but i havent lost enough weight where its noticeable”, and stressing about wedding photos with, “thinking ab how huge i would look in wedding photos”. At the same time, their affection for their fiancé and small joys like dessert bowls and steak nights show a soft, caring core underneath the self-critical exterior, just like Lisa’s blend of vulnerability and warmth.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They lean Extraverted: they openly share life details with 400+ “mooties,” celebrate milestones, and constantly invite interaction (e.g., “interaction bait for edtwt !! how many cals do you aim to burn a day?” and “day off tomorrow; need motivation. each like on this post: 5 mins on walking pad…”), which reflects energy gained from social engagement. Their focus is strongly Sensing: tweets emphasize concrete, bodily and daily-life details—exact calories, distances, and physical sensations such as “on hour two of incline walking on my walking pad and im feeling fuzzy…” and “10 miles on walking pad!! was gonna do a half marathon but my fiancé came home early :/”—rather than abstract theories. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: decisions and self-worth are driven by emotions and relationships, as seen in “my mom wants me to try on wedding dresses next month but i wont even be close to gw” and the concern about mutual relapse with their partner in “we recovered together, but i relapsed recently… now i think he's relapsing too 😭”. Finally, they skew Perceiving rather than structured Judging: their eating and exercise patterns are flexible and reactive (e.g., “not sticking to omad today, feeling too faint :/” and “my omad might just be fries im gonna be so real. i need warm food and dont wanna cook, takeout calls to me”), and they often make short-term, spontaneous choices like impulse buys and last-minute polls about what to get (“need a new water bottle but i have no idea what color to get so i need help!”). Altogether, the socially engaged, sensation-focused, emotionally driven, and spontaneous style best matches ESFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we hang out for the Super Bowl, I promise to bring snacks that fit your OMAD AND still let you demolish them like that McDonald’s ice cream you ‘tore up’ — equal parts enabling and supportive.
- You walked 10 miles on the walking pad and still had energy to ratio edtwt… if I like your tweet, does that mean I owe you 5 minutes on the pad or 5 minutes of me hyping you up while you walk?
- You said even sedentary on 700 cals you’d hit 45kg by June, but I’m more interested in the math where we’re both in recovery by June and your wedding photos are about you smiling, not the scale.
- Your ‘magical fairy skinny potion’ preworkout description is wild, because I’m pretty sure the real potion is whatever turned ‘college dropout with a walking pad’ into my new hyperfixation.
- You stealing the last [thing] from that middle schooler and your coworker stealing your tampons proves it: you’re clearly the main character. I’m just trying to audition for the role of unproblematic fiancé #2: internet edition.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
21 • she/they • college dropout navigating work, wedding planning & wellness. Once had my tampons stolen at work and turned it into a whole saga.– @eternallyevii
Your signature cocktail
The Liquid Fast Fairy Potion
Meet The Liquid Fast Fairy Potion, a sparkly, slightly unhinged ode to Evie’s edtwt era. The vodka shot with a cherry candy garnish nods to her preworkout chaos and clubbing life, where she jokes about booze calories and describes her pre as “if meth and a cherry jolly rancher had a baby” and laments that “a shot of vodka 100 cals needs jail time”. Sparkling hard seltzer keeps it light, bubbly, and walk-pad-friendly, matching her 10-mile days and the feeling of “getting past the two mile mark and feeling like you’re walking on air”. The sugar-free vanilla cream foam is her dessert-bowl-core in cocktail form, inspired by treats like her “lil dessert bowl! ... scoop of sugar free vanilla” and the way she turns restriction into cozy rituals. The edible glitter and rice cake crumble rim wink at her “magical fairy skinny potion” mindset and her discovery that “rice cake pizzas were genuinely really good and filling??”, balancing whimsy with crunchy-ed-girl practicality. Strong enough to feel it, sweet enough to keep sipping, and just experimental enough to match someone who will both “liquid fast” and absolutely demolish a “mcdonalds ice cream like a fat fucking chud”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their mindset is intensely goal- and results-oriented, centered on hitting a very low "ugw" and being willing to push themselves hard to get there, which lines up with Slytherin ambition; for example, they calculate that even at 700 calories a day they’ll reach 45 kg and then immediately question themselves for thinking that’s "so high" in “i just checked and apparently, even if i was completely sedentary, if i have 700 cals a day i’ll be 45kg by the end of june ?? 700 seems so high of a cal limit tho am i just disordered?”. They’re also highly strategic and resourceful about manipulating circumstances to serve their goals, like avoiding eating with friends by getting high and using nausea as an excuse in “i beat the system. hanging out with friends and got high so now i can say im not hungry cuz im nauseous lol”. Their willingness to set up interaction-bait systems that turn social engagement into fuel for extreme workouts, as in “day off tomorrow; need motivation. each like on this post: 5 mins on walking pad each comment: 10 mins each retweet: 15 mins”, shows a calculating, outcome-maximizing approach typical of Slytherins. Even their humor leans toward dark self-awareness and self-preservation through rationalization, like reframing pre-workout as a "magical fairy skinny potion" in “trying to imagine my preworkout as a magical fairy skinny potion rather than if meth and a cherry jolly rancher had a baby”. While there are hints of Hufflepuff-ish affection for friends and moots, the dominant traits are ambition, strategic thinking, and a relentless focus on transformation, all strongly aligned with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Skinny Love - Bon Iver
A well-known song that fits them best is Skinny Love by Bon Iver, because it captures the mix of vulnerability, self-criticism, and yearning for change that runs through their tweets and bio. Their account is openly framed around their eating disorder journey and body image struggles, from calculating extreme deficits like “apparently, even if i was completely sedentary, if i have 700 cals a day i’ll be 45kg by the end of june ?? 700 seems so high of a cal limit tho am i just disordered?” to celebrating small weight losses like “FINALLY LOST A KG AND DROPPED IN BMI”. The song’s theme of loving something in a destructive way mirrors how they talk about their ED with dark humor and resignation, like “sir i have an eating disorder, i know 😭” and “i hate that i only ever feel REALLY locked in after a binge”. Their fixation on wedding photos and guilt about relapse, seen in tweets like “i relapsed recently thinking ab how huge i would look in wedding photos now i think he's relapsing too 😭”, also echoes the song’s bittersweet sense of a relationship strained by internal damage. Overall, Skinny Love reflects both their romantic side (fiancé, wedding, otters and cozy foods) and the haunting, self-destructive patterns they’re stuck in, making it a strong emotional match for their online persona.
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