Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Devout Faith: Expresses a deep commitment to their religion, identifying as “a Muslim first and foremost” and defending their Shia identity.
- Patriotic Spirit: Displays strong national pride, arguing that “patriotism isn't defined by religion, its defined by dedication to your country”.
- Academic Ambition: Shows dedication to their future by planning to “recheck and resit” exams to improve their results.
- Honest Self-Awareness: Openly discusses their mental health struggles, specifically using the hashtag “#bipolartwt” to find others with similar problems.
- Passionate Interests: Displays enthusiastic engagement with hobbies, ranging from “Kanye West” to “Pakistani cricket”.
Weaknesses:
- Extreme Hostility: Frequently uses aggressive language and insults, even telling people to “pull that trigger, take that jump”.
- Impulsive Behavior: Admits to erratic actions during episodes, such as when they “ran into a brick wall thrice headfirst”.
- Discriminatory Language: Posts xenophobic and hateful content, specifically stating “FUCK INDIANS GENUINELY” and attacking other groups.
- Lack of Empathy: Dismisses the suffering of others, calling people who struggle with self-harm “retarded” or “dumb fuck”.
- Narcissistic Tendencies: Displays an inflated sense of self-importance, claiming “anyone who isnt me is a waste of space”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Like Bart, @eternalsucks_ is a rebellious and impulsive provocateur who frequently uses shock humor and insults to get a reaction from others. This is seen in his aggressive dismissal of authority figures, such as when he tells his therapist, “if you're reading this fuck you hoe”. He shares Bart's chaotic energy and penchant for mischief, often posting inflammatory takes like “SAY HI TO KIRK DIDDY YOU FUCKING LOSERS” just to stir the pot. Despite the abrasive exterior and many “hit tweets that never made it big”, he shows a more vulnerable, human side when discussing his struggles with bipolar disorder and his family life. Ultimately, his combination of crude humor, disregard for social norms, and underlying personal struggles mirrors the complex “underachiever and proud of it” archetype that defines Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Eternal exhibits Extroversion through an aggressive need for public engagement and a constant stream-of-consciousness posting style, claiming “ppl tell me to stop acting like im god's gift to earth but i am gods gift to earth”. Their Intuition is shown in their focus on abstract concepts like religious identity and social rifts, as well as their obsessive analysis of music and culture, such as the “duramente cuck theory”. The Thinking trait is dominant in their blunt, often abrasive logic and lack of social filter, seen when they attack others for being “so desperate for validation” or when they dismiss emotional arguments as “retarded.” Finally, Perceiving is evident in their chaotic, spontaneous energy and fluctuating moods, admitting to “super scattered thoughts” and an unpredictable, “mixed episode” lifestyle.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my favorite Kanye album? Because just like Late Registration, you fucking slime everyone else in my feed.
- If we were in a Twitter family tree, I wouldn’t want to be your parent or your child—I’m just trying to be the spouse that outshines @cica2006.
- I promise I’m more patriotic than a Jew in Islamabad, but the only country I’m dedicated to exploring right now is yours.
- Are you a plate of your dad’s crispy fish and chips? Because I’m about to devour you with no beer batter required.
- You said patriotism is defined by dedication to your country, so consider me a true nationalist for the sovereign state of Eternal.
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Passionate about sociology, cricket, and hip-hop. Exploring the nuances of Pakistani identity through a unique lens. Ask me about the time my dad’s fish fry went viral!– @eternalsucks_
Your signature cocktail
The Bipolar Genius Fizz
This drink is a volatile mix of highs and lows, much like the persona who claims “yall aint got shit on a bipolar genius”. The bitter tea honors their heritage and the somber moments as a “Shia... appalled at the hate crimes”, while the spicy agave mirrors their aggressive, unfiltered roasts. It's served with a Pop Rocks rim because they are “gods gift to earth” and want every sip to feel like a “gangbang of PCT in front of the lahore crowd”. Finally, a splash of symbolic 'holy water' is added because, despite the chaos, they remind us “no beer batter either cause we muslim n shit”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Eternal exhibits a intense sense of self-preservation and superiority, frequently declaring themselves above all others with statements like “if you aren't me you're nothing i am the one diamond in this shithole of a planet”. Their ambition is flavored by a dark resourcefulness and a blunt, often abrasive leadership style seen when they command others to “add twin NOW” or mock those they deem inferior. They prioritize their own perspective above social norms, pridefully claiming that “ppl tell me to stop acting like im god's gift to earth but i am gods gift to earth”. This combination of extreme self-confidence, tribalism regarding their identity, and a total lack of filter aligns them with the more ruthless traits of Slytherin house.
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I Thought About Killing You - Kanye West
This song perfectly encapsulates the volatile intersection of Kanye West's artistry and the erratic mental health struggles @eternalsucks_ displays throughout their feed. The user identifies as a “bipolar genius” and oscillates between extreme grandiosity, claiming “anyone who isnt me is a waste of space”, and deep depressive episodes where they state “dont think ill live till tomorrow”. Much like the track's exploration of dark thoughts and ego, the user’s tweets shift from aggressive outbursts to intense self-reflection, mirroring the ye album's themes. Their obsession with Kanye's discography, particularly MBDTF, further cements this connection as they navigate a life they feel is “so bad for you guys” yet burdened by a disorder that prevents a normal existence.
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