Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-Awareness: Dan recognizes his own emotional patterns, admitting “I CAN'T CONTROL MY FEELINGS” regarding his complex relationships.
- Loyalty: He demonstrates a deep commitment to others, noting how he puts “all my effort into him” despite feeling unappreciated.
- Humor: He uses comedy to navigate his identity, stating he loves “making dicks jokes” despite his gender expression.
- Community Appreciation: Dan shows genuine affection for his online peers, tweeting “I LOVE YOU GUYS” to fellow niche account users.
- Honesty: He is remarkably open about his struggles, candidly sharing his “most triggering things” with his followers.
Weaknesses:
- Low Self-Esteem: Dan struggles with body image, expressing distress because “MY BINDER DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE” and criticizing his appearance.
- Self-Harm Ideation: He frequently uses suicidal rhetoric when stressed, claiming “Killing myself is becoming less of a joke”.
- Social Anxiety: He avoids interaction due to fear of judgment, stating he is “too scared of misspelling something” to make English-speaking friends.
- Pessimism: Dan struggles to see a positive future, explicitly tweeting “I don't see a future for myself”.
- Emotional Dependence: His mood is heavily dictated by others' perceptions, such as feeling “sad” when his efforts aren't validated by a partner.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Dan is a sensitive and misunderstood intellectual who feels alienated from his peers, often lamenting that “I hate school, I hate my classmates”. He deals with significant body image issues and the pressure of external validation, mirroring Lisa's own struggles with self-esteem and her tendency to be her own harshest critic. His deep existential dread and feelings of isolation are captured when he admits, “Honestly, I don't see a future for myself”, much like Lisa's periodic descents into cynicism. Despite his sadness, he possesses a sharp, self-aware wit and a longing for genuine connection, famously “wanna make friends that speak english but i'm too scared”. Ultimately, both Dan and Lisa represent the 'gifted but lonely' archetype, struggling to find their place in a world that feels increasingly “eternal” and exhausting.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Dan exhibits strong Introversion (I) through his social anxiety and isolation at school, noting “I don't talk to anyone” and fearing he might “write wrong something” when making friends. His Intuition (N) is seen in his focus on identity and future-oriented despair, lamenting that he doesn't “see a future” for himself. As a Feeling (F) type, his tweets are deeply emotional and focused on interpersonal turmoil, such as when he cries, “I CAN'T CONTROL MY FEELINGS, DUDE”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait is reflected in his reactive, spontaneous emotional outbursts and his struggle with the rigid structure of school, where he hates “depending on my grades” and the daily grind.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Riddler? Because I don't know much about you yet, but I've already decided that 'yeah, that’s my type.'
- I promise I’ll never make you wait two years for anything—I’m ready to be the best part of your day right now.
- If you’re looking for a reason to see a future for yourself, I’d love to be in the background of all your 2026 plans.
- You don't need a binder to steal my breath away; you’re already doing a perfect job of that just by being you.
- Forget the guy who victimizes everything—how about we play Elevator Hitch together and see if we can find a floor where it's just us?
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Dan | Aspiring artist & language learner. Once compared to the Riddler despite knowing zero Batman lore. Focused on growth, design, and finding the perfect binder.– @EternlSolstice
Your signature cocktail
The Riddler’s Eternal Summer
This cocktail is a bitter-sweet contradiction that captures Dan’s complex teenage experience, served extra cold because “I HATE SUMMERRRRR”. The sour cherries and bitter tonic reflect the frustration of unappreciated effort and the feeling that “I hate how he is with me, i hate that he victimizes everything”. We add over-extracted tea to represent the exhaustion of long days where “the day seems eternal to me” and silver glitter for that chaotic energy of “making dicks jokes when I don't even have one”. Finally, the jalapeño brine provides a sharp sting, mirroring the emotional volatility of someone who says “i think I'm falling in love again, I'm gonna k8ll myself”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Dan’s personality is heavily defined by the intensity of his personal relationships and a sharp focus on his own emotional self-preservation, a core Slytherin trait. He displays a certain cunning and self-awareness regarding his identity, even when it involves dark humor, such as “i love making dicks jokes when I don't even have one”. His ambition is often thwarted by his environment, leading to a deep resentment of systems that restrict him, evidenced by his claim that “I hate depending on my grades”. Furthermore, his preoccupation with how he is perceived by others, notably his ex and friends, shows the classic Slytherin concern with social standing and image, as seen when he laments, “my most triggering things are my ex's comments every time i called myself fat”. Ultimately, his raw honesty about his feelings and his refusal to sugarcoat his struggles reflect a Slytherin’s pragmatic, albeit often cynical, view of the world.
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Teen Idle - MARINA
The song Teen Idle perfectly encapsulates Dan's experience as a trans youth navigating body image issues and a deep sense of existential dread. He expresses significant distress regarding his physical appearance, noting that “MY BINDER DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE” and feeling triggered by comments about being “the only fat character in a movie.” His tweets frequently lean into the darker, self-destructive themes of the song, stating that “Killing myself is becoming less of a joke” while struggling with the monotony of school life. Ultimately, the song’s blend of teenage yearning and profound sadness mirrors his sentiment of feeling stuck when he asks, “what im doing with my life.”
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