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Your Simpsons character
Ethan embodies the mischievous and chaotic spirit of Bart Simpson, frequently engaging in internet subcultures, gaming, and edgy humor. Much like Bart's constant pranks, Ethan seeks attention through provocative comments, such as asking “is she getting backshots” or jokingly inquiring if the character needs a “new dad?”. His obsession with Roblox, Mario, and Friday Night Funkin' mirrors Bart’s love for video games and Krusty the Clown. Ethan’s rebellious attitude toward social media etiquette, seen when he tells users “FUCK YOU!!” for unfollow sprees, perfectly matches Bart's 'Eat My Shorts' persona. Ultimately, his blend of creative 'auditory' projects and bratty online behavior makes him the digital equivalent of Springfield's favorite troublemaker.

Your MBTI personality Type
Ethan exhibits Extroversion (E) through his frequent public call-outs and constant requests for collaboration, such as “add me if you want i dont care if you do”. His Intuition (N) is seen in his focus on creative concepts like fansongs and mashups rather than everyday realities, often feeling “inspired” by abstract artistic motifs. He aligns with Thinking (T) due to his blunt, often abrasive social commentary, telling others to “grow up” and calling out “corny” behavior without diplomacy. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait shows in his spontaneous project shifts and flexible workflow, evident when he asks “how do i pirate shreddage” to solve immediate hurdles in his unorganized creative process.

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Auditory designer and composer for the ‘Mobile Game Madness’ project. Chronic remixer and Roblox enthusiast. Once tried to pirate Shreddage, now I just make hits.– @ethanvthesigma

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This experimental concoction packs a punch, much like Ethan’s unfiltered online presence where he isn't afraid to say “FUCK YOU!!” to those he dislikes. The blue raspberry and Pop Rocks represent his hyper-fixation on Roblox and FNF culture, especially his excitement for “endless SKIBIDI thos!” and the chaotic energy of the “Twiddlefinger” community. The caffeinated topper fuels his constant creative output, from “wip fansongs” to starting development on games that “mainly need coders”. Finally, the sour edge reflects his occasional frustration with the Roblox scene, such as when he begs that “forsaken be incinerated please”.

Your Hogwarts House
Ethan exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and social hierarchy, as seen when he warns, “if you unfollow me and dont remove me as a follower ur getting blocked lmao dont make me look like a fan dawg”. His ambition and resourcefulness shine through his frequent leadership roles in creating indie projects, such as when he announced, “MOBILE GAME MADNESS IS NOW IN PRODUCTION... just DM me on discord (ethanthecoolballer) if you wanna do stuff for it!”. He shows a pragmatic, results-oriented attitude toward competitive gameplay, noting that “its so funny seeing some people say things like 'targetter' in asym games because bro you kinda have to do that”. Finally, his blunt and often edgy honesty, such as declaring “honk mimimimimi borrriiing dont save forsaken”, aligns with the house's characteristic lack of concern for popular sentiment in favor of personal opinion.

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Ethan’s digital presence is a chaotic collision of internet subcultures, ranging from Roblox and Mario to Friday Night Funkin' and Undertale. He actively creates mashups and fan-content, notably stating “i felt inspired mashup by me”, which mirrors the high-energy, crossover nature of this song. His timeline is filled with diverse references like “#Marvin #nirvam #fridaynighfunkin wake up and smell the nirv” and “put horror sans up bro hes got potential”. This song perfectly captures his auditory focus and his role as a creator within the 'COOL games' scene where many characters fight for dominance. Ultimately, the song’s blend of early internet humor and multi-fandom madness matches his vibe of being “done with OM/EXE shit” while starting new game projects.

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