Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares fear, shame, and frustration about food and body, like in “im anxious and cannot stop binging i fear. lord take me now i cant do this”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes disordered patterns and nervousness around eating in “i really wanna switch to small meals... but eating has been making me so nervous”.
- Goal-oriented: Tracks weight changes and sets clear targets, like celebrating “I LOST 14 POUNDS WHAT THE FUCK” and talking about SW/UGW in bio.
- Hardworking: Pushes through long walks and workouts, e.g. “okay maybe dont walk 6 miles without stopping my legs hurt so bad” and “30 mins pilates... my thighs are killing me”.
- Community-seeking: Wants interaction and connection, like “i need to start posting on here more. gonna follow oomfs from main kn here so i have people to interact with..”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-hatred: Frequently insults themselves with extreme language, e.g. “fuck my fat fucking chud life” and similar phrases.
- Disordered eating: Plans long fasts and frames food as failure, like “i think im gonna fast until saturday, seeing a movie then so its like a reward for fasting”.
- Self-harm: Talks explicitly about cutting and fascination with it, e.g. “idk what im on but cutting doesnt hurt and im so fascinated”.
- External validation: Ties worth to others’ comments and comparisons, like “spite really might be the best motivator... i NEED to weigh less than her”.
- Substance-seeking: Openly looks for vapes/edibles to cope, as in “where do people get vapes underage please this is a desperate question (or edibles i am yearning for it again)”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They resemble Lisa Simpson: bright, self-aware, and constantly overthinking, but also deeply self-critical and anxious. Like Lisa, they care a lot about self-improvement and structure, seen in posts about fasting and routines such as “trying to fast 👍👍 im so fucking scared im gonna mess up but i think i can manage at least a 24 hour fast, maybe 48 if I get lucky AND maybe 72.” and “starting to do more workouts !! hopefully i can keep the habit up it'll really help with drama club stuff too ^.^”. Their sensitivity to how others treat them, like “she said smth like 'oh yeah i forgot you're fat' like okay man. tell me to kms next time” and “irl friends lowk feeding into my horrible eating habits by implying im single bc im fat i've gotta kill SOMEONE (myself)”, mirrors Lisa’s feeling misunderstood and hurt by peers. The mix of dark humor and serious mental health struggles in tweets such as “confession i use cutting to ask for divine interference sometimes like hi im punishing mtself for being a bad person can u help rq” reflects Lisa’s tendency to process pain intellectually and spiritually, even when it’s heavy. Despite everything, there’s a persistent drive to be ‘better’ and more disciplined, echoing Lisa’s relentless, sometimes self-destructive perfectionism, as in “i need to lock in hard” and “managing 24 hr fasts most of the time and still somehow not losing fuck my stupid chungus life”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most content centers on their inner world, body, and private struggles rather than active socializing, e.g. using Twitter as a vent space about fasting and anxiety rather than describing parties or big friend groups (“i need to start posting on here more. gonna follow oomfs from main kn here so i have people to interact with..”). Their focus on feelings, meanings, and self-worth over concrete external achievements suggests Intuition (N) more than Sensing; even when talking about food or BMI, they tie it to identity and value, like comparing themselves to a naturally underweight friend and catastrophizing (“non disordered friend is bmi 16 naturally i need to explode”). They are clearly Feeling (F): decisions and reactions are driven by emotion and interpersonal sensitivity, such as feeling devastated and suicidal when a friend comments on their weight (“she said smth like 'oh yeah i forgot you're fat' like okay man. tell me to kms next time”) or when irl friends joke about them being single (“just tell me o blow my brains out bro”). The constant oscillation, impulsive coping (cutting, vaping urges, bingeing), and difficulty sticking to rigid plans indicate Perceiving (P) rather than Judging; they often intend structure but fall into spontaneous behavior, e.g. planning long fasts and then breaking them with unexpected food (“broke my fast with mcdonalds.. fml but it wasbrought to me so i dont want to waste it”). Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, idealized goals about their body and life, self-directed anger, and difficulty with consistent structure fits INFP better than any other type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Weezer on your walk was a win, but if you ever want a real Blue Album moment, we could wander 3 miles to McDonald’s and let our emotional baggage cancel out the calories together.
- You’re out here calling yourself a ‘fat fucking chud’ because your phone won’t sit right in your waistband, meanwhile I’m just trying to figure out how to fit myself into your life with less friction than those pants.
- You survived 30 minutes of pilates, 15k steps, drama club, and friends saying wild stuff like you’re single because of your weight—if you can handle all that, I promise going on a date with me will be on the low-effort, high-comfort end of your stress scale.
- You joked about wanting a vape and edible hookups, but honestly? I think hanging out with someone who knows your favorite niche movie guys (hi, Gary Wallace) and listens to your drama club rant while you layer up for the snow sounds like a way better high.
- You keep fasting ‘til movie day as a reward, but I think you deserve the kind of date where the prize isn’t how little you ate, it’s sitting in a dark theater with someone who actually listens when you talk about your brain, not your BMI.
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Your new Twitter bio
17 • drama kid, Weezer on repeat, walks 6+ miles then complains about it. Learning balance, chasing goals, occasionally oversharing on main.– @ethereidal
Your signature cocktail
Locked-In Lightning (BMI 16 Edition)
This drink fizzes with caffeinated citrus soda as a nod to their dramatic soda takes and restless energy, like when they said "trying to finish this diet mountain dew is more painful than fucking cutting myself i swear to god". Sour cherry liqueur brings sharp sweetness and angst, echoing posts like "im anxious and cannot stop binging i fear. lord take me now i cant do this" and the messy heartbreak of "people are such preformative nerd/loser lovers...". A smoky lapsang souchong syrup adds a dark, burnt edge for their shtwt/edtwt side and self-destructive humor, like "idk what im on but cutting doesnt hurt and im so fascinated" and "confession i use cutting to ask for divine interference sometimes". Sparkling water lightens everything, reflecting the hopeful, pro-recovery glimmers in posts about exercising more and being proud when pants finally fit, like "i can fit into pants that were genuinely impossible for me to wear in october guys is this a win". Edible silver glitter shimmers on top to match their dramatic, theatrical vibe and desire to be noticed, from drama club grind to posts like "hey new promo follow me i post about being hateful and maybe my interests sometimes" and the unhinged commitment to fasts in "24 hour fast is a success btw I feel like i pray i can go another day or 2 the first day is always the hardest". This cocktail is strong but sparkling, Sour as hell yet strangely addictive—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their mindset is intensely goal- and status-driven in a way that aligns most with Slytherin ambition. They frame weight loss almost entirely in competitive and comparative terms, like when they say they "NEED to weigh less" than someone they're having issues with and "idgaf" about anything else (“spite really might be the best motivator, found out the weight/bmi for someone i'm having a rough patch with and i NEED to weigh less than her idgaf”), which is classic Slytherin spite-fueled drive. They repeatedly describe extreme fasting and exercise as strategic moves to get an edge over others or their own past self, such as "locking in" over break to lose more (“im gonna do my best to lock in over break bc i can excercise more and restrict more.. just the little bit i've managed has done something yayaya”) and manipulating their sleep schedule specifically "so i can start fasting more" (“messing up my sleep scheduel so i can start fasting more.. im so smart trust”), showing resourcefulness even when self-destructive. Their anger at being perceived as fat or ordinary, and their fixation on image and being wanted—e.g., being furious that a friend who mocked their weight got a boyfriend (“irl friends lowk feeding into my horrible eating habits by implying im single bc im fat i've gotta kill SOMEONE (myself)”)—fits Slytherin’s sensitivity to status and how others see them. While they do show vulnerability and occasional humor, the throughline of competitiveness, strategic self-modification, and spite as motivation makes Slytherin the best fit over the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A song that best suits them is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures the mix of self-hatred, dark humor, and longing for a different body and life that runs through their tweets. They call themself a “stupid faggot freak” in their bio and talk about weight and BMI obsessively, like when they say “bmi in the high 20s fuck my fat fucking chud life” and “im still overweight by like 25 pounds but thats sm closer than before”, echoing the song’s fixation on appearance and feeling like a failure at being a ‘proper’ teen. Their posts about fasting and restriction, such as “trying to fast 👍👍 im so fucking scared im gonna mess up but i think i can manage at least a 24 hour fast, maybe 48 if I get lucky AND maybe 72”, line up with the song’s themes of self-destruction and punishing the body. The repeated suicidal and self-harm undertones in tweets like “lowk about to cut bc i went over my cal limit… im gonna shoot myself in the head” and “had a dream where me and an irl went off alone together and tried to kill ourselves togethee” mirror the morbid fantasies and numbness in Teen Idle. Even their age and online persona—“he × 7teen ,, #shedtwt ,, pro recov”—fit the song’s lens of a teenager feeling both hyper-aware and completely lost, watching their own life like a fucked-up coming-of-age movie.
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