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The user’s brash, impulsive language (e.g., "good fucking morning everyone lets grab the day by its balls and rotate it") mirrors Bart’s rebellious energy, and their frequent profanity and aggressive outbursts ("like FUCKKKKK you") echo his tendency to act without thinking. They repeatedly quit after a loss (“time to ditch the acc before it spawns in plat with negative wr”), which is typical of Bart’s quick‑to‑give‑up, trouble‑making attitude. The anxiety about their dad’s return (“my dad said he will be home around 6 7 and i flinched like i just heard a gunshot”) reflects a teenage perspective similar to Bart’s uneasy relationship with Homer. Their love of gaming, streaming, and random attention‑seeking jokes (“AHAHA?") fits Bart’s love of mischief and desire for attention.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong extroverted tendencies, frequently seeking audience interaction and promoting streams, as seen in 'streaming right now :D [picture]' and 'hi follow my priv if ure a girl or we r close @A12168597 [picture]'. Their focus on immediate, concrete experiences—like describing a dad's arrival as 'my dad said he will be home around 6 7 and i flinched like i just heard a gunshot'—indicates a sensing preference. Emotional language dominates many posts, such as 'worst feeling ever just has to be when something reminds you of a person' and 'i hate being a perfectionist its awesome', reflecting a feeling decision style. The pattern of spontaneous, unplanned updates—'time to ditch the acc before it spawns in plat with negative wr' repeated often and 'i will stream now cuz i need to stay awake'—demonstrates a perceiving, flexible lifestyle. Overall, these traits align best with the ESFP personality type.

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LoL support main & Twitch streamer. I once streamed with a cat stealing my coffee. Gaming, memes & occasional mid‑lane experiments. 🎮☕– @ethernalgoodbye

Your signature cocktail
The Plat Ditch Punch captures @ethernalgoodbye’s volatile mix of gaming frustration and high‑octane energy. The overproof rum mirrors the "good fucking morning everyone lets grab the day by its balls and rotate it" intensity, while the jalapeño‑infused tequila reflects the "my dad said he will be home around 6 7 and i flinched like i just heard a gunshot" anxiety spikes. Black vodka adds the dark, meme‑laden side seen in "when u criticise israel and ’ad0lfcumsh0t’ starts following u", and the splash of lime and energy drink echo the constant stream of "streaming right now :D" and "time to ditch the acc before it spawns in plat with negative wr". This chaotic blend is as unpredictable as the tweet "i miss soloq 😭💔" and as bold as "letsgooo fist fist fist". Drinking it feels like a solo‑queue support climb: painful, exhilarating, and impossible to ignore.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly emphasizes personal advancement and a desire to dominate rankings, e.g., "time to ditch the acc before it spawns in plat with negative wr" shows strategic planning to improve rank, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition. They frequently display self‑promotion and a willingness to manipulate perception, such as "thank u donald trump" and praising political figures, indicating a drive for power and influence. Their focus on gaining followers and streaming, like "uhm thanks for 5 billion gazillion trillion followers plz follow my twitch im rly good at league of legends", underscores a competitive, status‑seeking mindset typical of Slytherin. While occasional loyalty to teammates appears ("my teammates that had to play with my vladimir"), it is outweighed by the overall pattern of ambition, cunning, and desire for personal advantage, aligning most closely with Slytherin traits.

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The song "Stressed Out" by Twenty One Pilots captures the user's constant anxiety and feeling of being overwhelmed. Their tweet 'my dad said he will be home around 6 7 and i flinched like i just heard a gunshot' shows hypervigilance, while 'my fear of blood is becoming worse and worse help' reveals a growing phobia – both core themes of the song's verses about feeling stressed and out of control. The repeated line 'time to ditch the acc before it spawns in plat with negative wr' illustrates the pressure they feel to quit a losing rank, echoing the lyric 'Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days.' Their self‑described exhaustion in 'i will sleep now if thats ok with u guys?' mirrors the chorus' longing for relief from pressure. Overall, the mix of frustration with gaming, mental strain, and yearning for escape aligns perfectly with the mood of "Stressed Out".

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