Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Reflects on his own reactions and changes over time, like feeling lighter after leaving a bad job and noticing his own autosabotage in “Desde o início de 2022 não me sentia tão leve...”.
- Introspective: Frequently analyzes feelings, dreams, and existential thoughts, such as crises about age and not seeing another century in “Às vezes bate uma crise existencial que não vou ver outro século”.
- Culturally-curious: Shows real interest in books, anime, games, music, and series, e.g. tracking works consumed in the year in “Obras que já consumi esse ano” and reacting com entusiasmo a Breaking Bad em “enfim peguei pra assistir breaking bad e cara como é foda”.
- Emotionally-honest: Openly shares vulnerability about tension, strange peace, and hurtful past years, like processing 2022 in “Sinto que exorcisei um fantasma, que alívio, ainda dói, mas 2022 parece menos pior agora”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and self-deprecating humor to talk about daily life, like joking about side quests in “E hj pelo visto é um dia cheio de pequenas side quests mds” and roasting his own sleep and laziness em “Acostumei rápido demais com a vagabundagem”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-sabotaging: Explicitly reconhece tendência a torcer pelos próprios deslizes e voltar à estaca zero em “luto contra a autossabotagem como se por dentro eu torcesse por um deslize”.
- Emotional-rumination: Fica preso a pesadelos, memórias de 2022 e crises sobre o futuro, como em “Engraçado, os mesmos pesadelos seguem apesar de tudo” e “Tentando me apagar em coisas que eu gostava/fazia antes de conhecer certa pessoa”.
- Health-neglect: Alimenta-se mal e ignora objetivos de peso e treino, comentando que pesa 52 kg com 1,73 e come basicamente lanches e bebida em “Hoje desde às 7 da manhã minha alimentação foi 2 pães de queijo, uma cerveja, 1 sundae e 1 enérgico”.
- Sleep-disorder: Relata sono desregulado e dificuldade de manter rotina, como ir dormir muito tarde em “Indo dormir esse horário de novo” e perceber que jogou o sono ‘pro krl’ em “Acostumei rápido demais com a vagabundagem”.
- Body-insecurity: Mostra incômodo com magreza e aparência, por exemplo desejando 60 kg mas reclamando de ser muito magro em “Queria chegar nos 60 pelo menos, mas como mal pra krl e não treino” e adiando rolê por espinhas em “Adiei o rolê por motivos de: Espinhas”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, analytical, a bit anxious, and deeply into reading and learning. They talk about being "fissurado por história" and delaying a history degree while juggling a design course and a public exam, showing Lisa-like academic curiosity and overthinking: “é, ia ficar muito encima começar a facul de história agora, vou deixar pra meio do ano…”. Their sensitivity and existential musings echo Lisa’s melancholy and self-awareness, like when they write “Não tem nada de errado, mas tô com uma tensão, tem algo me incomodando e eu não sei oq é” and “Às vezes bate uma crise existencial que não vou ver outro século”. The way they seek comfort in books, series, and creative hobbies – “Mais um lido, fico feliz de estar retomando gosto pela leitura” and “Há quantos anos eu não ficava assim? Até tão tarde desenhando e escutando True Crime” – also mirrors Lisa’s blend of intellect and artistic side. Even their discomfort with social dynamics and feeling out of place romantically, as in “Me incomoda muito o fato de não receber nem bom dia de mulheres…”, fits Lisa’s frequent sense of being out of sync with everyone around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They literally self-identify as INTP in their location field, and their behavior strongly matches it. On the I–E axis, they seem clearly introverted: they enjoy solitary activities like reading, drawing and watching series (“Li meia boca Desenhei meia boca Assisti meia boca…”) and worry about social energy and replies (“Por favor não me responda rápido, levo dias pra responder…”), plus they note feeling better alone at home with just a cat to blame noises on (“Bom, eu tenho um gato pra botar a culpa, 'deve ser o gato'”). On the S–N axis, they mix concrete daily life with abstract/existential reflection, which is very N: they talk about limited imagination and real problems (“Talvez a sua imaginação esteja tão limitada por problemas reais”) and existential thoughts about not seeing another century (“Às vezes bate uma crise existencial que não vou ver outro século”). Their T side shows in their analytical, slightly detached tone; they dissect their own emotions and decisions with a logical framing, like evaluating their old job’s impact on mental health (“Impressionante como meu último emprego estava me fazendo mal… Mas ainda tenho tido pesadelos em que estou lá”) and calling themselves out on egoism in relationships (“sei que é egoísmo querer que uma pessoa volte a ser uma versão anterior dela…”). Finally, they lean P rather than J: their life rhythm is flexible, they let sleep schedule and routines drift (“Acostumei rápido demais com a vagabundagem, em menos de 1 semana já joguei meu sono pro krl”), and they approach plans and studies in a tentative, improvisational way (“É, vamos por partes, não vou me preocupar com isso agora” and “vou deixar pra meio do ano… só mais 5 parcelas msm”). Taken together—introversion, intuitive/existential reflection, analytical self-talk, and a laid-back, flexible lifestyle—INTP is the best fit and matches the type they already claim.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your imagination is ‘limited by real problems’ like you said on 2026-01-28, let me be one more problem in your life so we can test just how creative you really are.
- You said you felt like a protagonist walking with your Iron Maiden shirt, beer in hand and Paranoid blasting… be honest: doesn’t the scene get even better if there’s a love interest walking by your side?
- You’re INTP, love history, weird music, RDR2 and hate summer—statistically speaking, that’s a 99% compatibility rate with me wanting to take you for a winter walk in a hoodie and then talk about ‘O Diário de um Mago’ over coffee.
- You said you’ve been trying to erase someone by going back to things you liked before them… challenge accepted: let me become the person you remember whenever you think about Breaking Bad marathons and late-night drawing sessions.
- Since you’re worried about being too skinny for certain ‘skins’ and want to hit 60kg, we could fix two problems at once: I take you to that Mexican place on your birthday, you gain a little weight, and I gain a date. Win–win.
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Your new Twitter bio
INTP, 20. Reads history, draws, binges anime, overthinks at 3am. Once lived a whole day on coffee, pão de queijo and a sundae and called it “diet”.– @eu_pedrokk
Your signature cocktail
INTP Side Quest Sour
This cocktail is built on cold brew coffee–infused cachaça for the intense, overcaffeinated vibe of “O dia só começa depois da quarta xicde café, puro, forte e sem açúcar como deve ser” and the Brazilian everyday life energy. A dark beer reduction nods to the way they’re always craving a drink, from “Queria uma cerveja” to wanting chopp after passing by the college in “vou sair e beber semana que vem, passar na faculdade pra fazer a matrícula e beber, quero Chopp bem gelado”. The goiabinha syrup is sweet, nostalgic comfort for the simple joys of “Amo goiabinhas bauducco”, balancing their occasional existential heaviness. Lime juice with a dash of chili represents their sharp, slightly bitter humor and restless energy in tweets like “Acostumei rápido demais com a vagabundagem, em menos de 1 semana já joguei meu sono pro krl” and “Nunca entendi pq de fiscalizarem tanto a foto alheia no WhatsApp…”. Finally, the roasted banana and cinnamon foam is a playful homage to the chaotic kitchen experiments of “Nem sei se essa banana tá comivel ainda, vou tacar na frigideira, jogar canela e amém” and the self-aware, slightly messy filler days described in “Prr foi aqueles dias bem filler, acordei tarde, fiz de tudo um pouco mas nada pra valer”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Pedro shows a strong Ravenclaw profile: he’s clearly intellectually curious and reflective. He’s “fissurado por história” in his bio and is planning a history degree, and you can see his genuine love of learning and media when he lists books, anime, and films he’s tracking in “Obras que já consumi esse ano” and talks about rereading O Diário de um Mago in “Dar uma variada, li esse em 2021, vou pegar de novo”. His tweets often turn everyday life into introspective micro‑essays, like when he analyzes his own emotional process in “Tentando me apagar em coisas que eu gostava/fazia antes de conhecer certa pessoa, talvez isso faça bem, sla” and reflects on existential topics in “Às vezes bate uma crise existencial que não vou ver outro século”. He also shows a quirky, analytical humor about habits and social behavior, for example turning messaging speed into a pseudo‑system in “Por favor não me responda rápido, levo dias pra responder… Vamos conversar como por cartas?”. While he has some Slytherin‑adjacent self‑preservation and Gryffindor‑style emotional intensity, his defining throughline is a reflective, curious mind that constantly dissects his own life, media, and feelings – a textbook Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Paranoid - Black Sabbath
The best fit is “Paranoid” by Black Sabbath, both for mood and for how often they feel tense or uneasy for no clear reason. They literally describe walking around with Iron Maiden on the shirt and Sabbath in the headphones: “caminhando com uma garrafinha de cerveja, cabelo grande/médio voando com o vento e Paranoid tocando no talo no fone”, which is already a perfect main-character scene for this song. The song’s themes of anxiety and internal conflict resonate with tweets like “Não tem nada de errado, mas tô com uma tensão, tem algo me incomodando e eu não sei oq é” and “luto contra a autossabotagem como se por dentro eu torcesse por um deslize para jogar a culpa em algo e voltar a estaca zero”. At the same time, there’s a rebellious, slightly cynical vibe in posts about hating their old job and mocking autoescolas, which matches the raw, restless energy of Paranoid. They live between introspective overthinking and wanting to just walk, drink a beer, and let the guitars drown everything out—and that’s exactly the emotional territory of this song.
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