Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Protective friend: Defends and worries about friends’ wellbeing, like asking people not to attack Rina due to her depression in “gente n ataquem a minha amiga Rina ela tem depressao ela pode se matar a qualquer momento pfv Para :/”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares feelings about hurt, ghosting, and longing for romance in tweets like “não importa quantas vezes eu tome banho, sempre vou me sentir suja por ter deixado aquelas mãos me tocarem” and “qria mt viver um romance silly e bobinho”.
- Political conscience: Shows clear anti-fascist and left-leaning values, e.g. “se tiver bolsonaro e cachorro eu voto no cachorro se tiver nikolas e cachorro eu voto no cachorro” and “não fodo com vagabunda de direita”.
- LGBTQ+ pride: Affirms lesbian identity and love between women despite family hostility, as in “o amor entre duas mulheres é tão lindo” and “1 semana depois disso eu me assumi lesbica”.
- Playful humor: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor in posts like “sou emocionada pq meu peito é pequeno e o amor chega mais rápido no coração” and “medo de namorar e ela so estar comigo pelas minhas habilidades no project sekai”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive talk: Frequent mentions of wanting to hang herself or self-harm, such as “irei me enforcar” and “caraca eu vou me enforcar”.
- Volatile emotions: Shifts quickly between affection and intense anger or despair, e.g. “pior natal da minha vida nao paro de chorar” contrasted with later lighthearted posts about friends and trips.
- Harsh language: Uses aggressive insults toward others (“burra da minha mae bolsonarista alienada” in “meu pai inteligentíssimo formado em historia casou com a burra da minha mae bolsonarista alienada pqp ainda bem q divorciarm” and “vagabunda” in “quem e essa vagabunda hein quem e porra caralho to me tremendo toda aqui fala quem e merda eu vou vomitar quem e”).
- Boundary struggles: Gets deeply affected by relationships and exes, like tracking ex-ficante on holidays in “vou mandar feliz natal p minha ex ficante por excel” and feeling sick over “quem é essa” jealousy in “quem e essa vagabunda hein quem e porra caralho to me tremendo toda aqui fala quem e merda eu vou vomitar quem e”.
- Addictive tendencies: Talks about strong dependence on nicotine and vaping with agitation, like “to ha 3 semanas sem fumar e to ficando doida quero um pod um vape um papel um cotonete um diploma nao sei qualquer coisa que saia fumaça” and repeated mentions of needing nicotina in “preciso de nicotina pqp vou ficar LOUCA”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user is most similar to Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, politically opinionated, and introspective. They show strong left-leaning values and moral stances, like rejecting right-wing politics in “não fodo com vagabunda de direita” and mocking Bolsonaro/Nikolas in “se tiver bolsonaro e cachorro eu voto no cachorro...”, echoing Lisa’s activist streak. There’s also a deep sensitivity and struggle with mental health and trauma, as seen in “não importa quantas vezes eu tome banho, sempre vou me sentir suja por ter deixado aquelas mãos me tocarem” and the dark humor of “irei me enforcar”. Like Lisa, they crave love and connection while feeling misunderstood, shown in “qria mt viver um romance silly e bobinho” and “papai noel me da uma namorada”. Their bisexual/lesbian identity and frustration with fetishization and family homophobia—“odeio a fetichização com góticas e lésbicas, nojera do caralho” and “minha mãe acabou de dizer que não sabe se me ama pelo simples fato de que sou uma ‘lésbica nojenta’”—mirror Lisa’s recurring themes of being different, principled, and at odds with her environment.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as highly socially engaged and energized by people and experiences, frequently talking about parties, bars and friends, like in “nem ia beber hoje mas deu Sdd do Izone Tlg”, “amo meus amigos desempregados que aceitam ir furar um piercing em um dia útil aleatório”, and “gente vou dividir um ap com a cat em curitiba to feliz”, which points toward Extraversion (E) rather than introversion. Their tweets are full of feelings, romantic longing, and moral stances, such as “qria mt viver um romance silly e bobinho”, “o amor entre duas mulheres é tão lindo”, and “não fodo com vagabunda de direita”, indicating a strong Feeling (F) orientation that prioritizes values and emotional responses over detached logic. They show a lot of spontaneity and present-focused, experience-seeking behavior—impulsive piercings and last‑minute decisions like “adivinha quem vai fazer piercing novo” and “assinar o Gamepass ou comer Eis a questao”—which fits Perceiving (P) more than structured Judging. Between Sensing and Intuition, they lean toward broad, expressive impressions and identity themes (sexuality, politics, relationships) rather than detailed practical breakdowns, as in “ngm gosta de nós femmes alternativas na vida real 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻” and “tive mais psiquiatras do que relacionamentos #staywoke”, suggesting an Intuitive (N) focus on patterns and meaning. Overall, their outspoken, emotionally intense, value-driven, and impulsively exploratory style best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you’re Fiuk in the BBB and I’m here voting, does that mean I can keep you in my life for at least a few more paredões of 2026?
- You keep saying you want a silly, bobinho romance and to date a blonde… I’m not blonde, but I promise I can be just as dizzy in love as your battery at 67%.
- You: ‘baixar Genshin é entregar a alma pro diabo’. Me: I already sold mine the day you said ‘o amor entre duas mulheres é tão lindo’ — I’ve been trying to audition as the second mulher ever since.
- You survive ghosting, a balsa-less Guaratuba, quitting nicotine AND um piercing no umbigo quase te matando… if we date, I’ll be the easiest thing you’ve handled all year, I swear.
- Your mom may call you a ‘lésbica nojenta’, but from where I’m standing you’re just a femme alternativa Paramore girl who stopped my timeline the moment you said ‘queria engravidar uma mulher’ — because I think you just inseminated my brain with feelings.
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Lesbian from Paraná surviving cig cravings, bad piercings & Genshin marathons. Once called a ‘lésbica nojenta’ at Christmas and still showed up to dessert.– @euamoparamoree
Your signature cocktail
Lesbian Nicotine Meltdown
This cocktail starts with silver cachaça infused with lime peel for the messy, beachy Brazilian chaos of someone who tweets “que tristeza deve ser não morar no litoral” while complaining about the heat in Paraná. A deep blackberry liqueur layer represents the bruised-heart drama of “mulher é igual fone de ouvido te faz criar esperança fala que te ama te come e depois volta com a ex” and the constant ghostings and jealous spirals like “quem e essa vagabunda hein quem e porra caralho to me tremendo toda aqui”. The fizzy pink grapefruit soda is bright, queer, and a little bitter-sweet, echoing lines like “sou emocionada pq meu peito é pequeno e o amor chega mais rápido no coração” and the unapologetic sapphic posts such as “o amor entre duas mulheres é tão lindo”. A dash of smoked salt nods to the nicotine, anxiety, and self-destructive humor of “preciso de nicotina pqp vou ficar LOUCA” and the dark jokes like “irei me enforcar”, adding edge to the sweetness. Finally, a splash of energy drink captures their manic, never-sleeping, hyper-online vibe from posts like “aproveitando minha vida matinal❤️ (não dormi ainda” and the chaotic piercing binges in “to viciada em fazer piercing alguem me para”. This is a strong, fizzy, slightly bitter emo drink that hits like a vape craving at 3 a.m. while doomscrolling exes and political takes.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user reads as strongly Gryffindor: impulsive, confrontational, and very willing to stand up for what she believes. She openly defends friends in distress, e.g. begging people not to attack a depressed friend in “gente n ataquem a minha amiga Rina ela tem depressao ela pode se matar a qualquer momento pfv Para :/”, which shows a readiness to jump into conflict for someone else’s sake. Her politics are expressed in a bold, combative way, like choosing a dog over Bolsonaro or Nikolas in “se tiver bolsonaro e cachorro eu voto no cachorro se tiver nikolas e cachorro eu voto no cachorro” and the blunt line “não fodo com vagabunda de direita”, reflecting moral courage and a strong sense of right and wrong. She often acts on impulse—getting multiple piercings despite pain, as in “senti a pior dor da minha vida furando o umbigo que minha pressao baixou fiquei branca mas to dripada agora” and joking about doing it again in “to viciada em fazer piercing alguem me para”—which fits Gryffindor’s reckless bravery more than careful Slytherin calculation. Even her emotional outbursts like “quem e essa vagabunda hein quem e porra caralho to me tremendo toda aqui fala quem e merda eu vou vomitar quem e” show a fiery, heart-led temperament typical of Gryffindors. While she has Hufflepuff-like loyalty and some Ravenclaw wit, the dominant traits are boldness, impulsiveness, and a willingness to fight for what (and who) she cares about, which points clearly to Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Fake Happy - Paramore
A well‑suited song for them is Fake Happy by Paramore, both for the band and the theme of masking pain with humor and chaos. They constantly swing between joking and emotional exhaustion, like when they say “preguiça de abrir minha boca pra proferir palavras” and then right after explode with “caraca eu vou me enforcar”. The song’s core idea of acting fine while hurting inside reflects tweets such as “pior natal da minha vida nao paro de chorar” contrasted with their playful, chaotic timeline full of memes and party talk. They also show deep wounds around family and identity, like “minha mãe acabou de dizer que não sabe se me ama pelo simples fato de que sou uma ‘lésbica nojenta’”, which matches the song’s theme of hidden sadness and not being fully accepted. On top of that, they explicitly love Hayley Williams — “hayley williams minha” and celebration of her birthday — making a Paramore track an even more fitting soundtrack for their life.
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