Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Enthusiastic: Shows high energy and excitement about fandoms and media, like reacting to Cherry Blossoms After Winter getting another season: “CHERRY BLOSSOMS AFTER WINTER IS GETTING ANOTHER SEASON ????”.
- Affectionate: Expresses strong fondness for people and characters, e.g. “ehehe i love them so mych” and “skully my looooove”.
- Humorous: Uses playful, irreverent humor in daily life and fandom, like teasing their roommate: “i love messing w my roommate”.
- Expressive: Openly shares reactions and feelings, from academic stress to media takes, e.g. “running off 5 hours of sleep coffee and bread #collegecore”.
- Creative: Engages in art and character design, such as “drawing w photoshop…” and commenting that “artists always hate their best pieces 💔💔💔”.
Weaknesses:
- Rude: Insults people harshly, e.g. calling someone “so fucking ugly i need to punt him”.
- Sexualized: Frequent explicit or sexual comments, like “imagine fucking someone while wearing a babydoll” and “biggest boobs i’ve ever seen. in my face.”.
- Provocative: Edgy self-presentation that can alienate others, reflected in bio “local homewrecker” and posts like “putting 2 bottoms together does not make a top”.
- Self‑neglect: Shows patterns of poor self-care during school, such as “running off 5 hours of sleep coffee and bread #collegecore”.
- Drama‑oriented: Gravitates toward drama in media and social spaces, e.g. “i love drama cds bc u know what they sound like now” and intense shipping/fandom conflicts like the heated rivalry tweet: “my roommate watched heated rivalry and she said it was freaky”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, horny-jokey, dramatic, and always clowning online. Their bio, “local homewrecker | harua enjoyer,” and tweets like “imagine fucking someone while wearing a babydoll” and “biggest boobs i’ve ever seen. in my face. (try and prove me wrong)” show Bart’s irreverent, boundary-pushing humor. They’re constantly roasting things and people, e.g. “ivan is so fucking ugly i need to punt him” and “do not do group projects w freshman bro”, which fits Bart’s instinct to mock and stir trouble. At the same time, there’s a soft, dorky side—college struggles and fandom hyperfixations—like “running off 5 hours of sleep coffee and bread #collegecore” and “fixation so bad i was gonna get this”, echoing Bart’s surprisingly earnest passions (skateboarding, Itchy & Scratchy, etc.). Their love of messy ships and drama, seen in “u can tell whoever made this does not know the fandom its heated RIVALRY!” and “my roommate watched heated rivalry and she said it was freaky”, also aligns with Bart’s love of chaos and mischief above all else.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as socially engaged and outwardly expressive, frequently talking about friends, roommates, and shared experiences, which leans toward Extroversion: for example, enjoying random conversations with strangers about GMM in “someone saw me watching gmm and was like ‘i love gmm’ and we had a convo about them #gmmunitesall” and commenting on classmates and group projects in “do not do group projects w freshman bro”. Their interests are heavily fandom- and concept-driven rather than purely practical or detail-focused, suggesting Intuition; they hyperfixate on stories and characters, like in “fixation so bad i was gonna get this” and meta-fandom takes such as “u can tell whoever made this does not know the fandom its heated RIVALRY!”. Their tone is very emotional, value- and vibe-based, often reacting dramatically and empathetically rather than with dry logic, as seen in “artists always hate their best pieces 💔💔💔” and “kim 💔”, which aligns with Feeling. Finally, their lifestyle appears spontaneous and flexible, mixing last-minute decisions and scattered routines—like going to the beach instead of just waiting for class in “too early for class so i’m going to the beach” and running on minimal structure in “running off 5 hours of sleep coffee and bread #collegecore”—which fits Perceiving more than Judging. Overall, the expressive social energy, fandom-driven imagination, emotional reactions, and go-with-the-flow college life point most strongly to ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re running on 5 hours of sleep, coffee, and bread, but I’m trying to be your extra-credit assignment this quarter—#collegecore but make it #couplecore.
- You said putting two bottoms together doesn’t make a top, but hear me out: if we queue up Heated Rivalry and Shadowhunters and cuddle, that definitely makes a power couple.
- You went to the beach just because class was too early—if I told you I missed you as much as you missed Molly and your Cherry Blossoms After Winter updates, would that be enough to get you to the shore with me again?
- You threaten to punt Ivan and still call yourself a Harua enjoyer; I’m just trying to be the one guy you DON’T drag on main… unless it’s to say we have matching contact pics now.
- You’re out here drawing yaoi on the whiteboard, arching your back over fanart, and hyperfixating hard—mind if I become your next fixation? I promise I’m more fun than another reread and at least as satisfying as that big ass burrito.
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Your new Twitter bio
College kid powered by coffee, calculus, and comics. Once bonded with a stranger over GMM at 8 a.m. on the way to class by the beach.– @eumppapenis
Your signature cocktail
The Heated Homewrecker Highball
This cocktail leans chaotic and flirty, just like a self-proclaimed “local homewrecker | harua enjoyer” who runs on five hours of sleep, coffee, and bread “running off 5 hours of sleep coffee and bread #collegecore”—hence the strong cold brew base. The cherry blossom soju nods to their giddy BL/manhwa obsession and excitement over series news “CHERRY BLOSSOMS AFTER WINTER IS GETTING ANOTHER SEASON ????”, while blue curaçao mirrors their willingness to go full hyperfixation mode “what if hyperfixation gets so bad i dye a streak of my hair black and the rest blue”. Bubbly lychee soda keeps it sweet, goofy, and a little fruity—perfect for someone who jokes about smutty scenarios and fandom thirst “imagine fucking someone while wearing a babydoll”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture represents their unfiltered, occasionally feral takes, like wanting to punt Ivan and calling characters ugly with love “ivan is so fucking ugly i need to punt him” and their loud enthusiasm for rivalry ships “u can tell whoever made this does not know the fandom its heated RIVALRY! why wouldn’t it be draco can we be srs”. The result is a strong, bright, and slightly unhinged highball that feels like scrolling their timeline in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a clear love of learning and academics: they joke about AI teaching them calculus in “why is ai teaching me calculus more than my actual teacher ”, post about finishing a math test with the tag “juts finished my math test for the week #acedit”, and comment on running on little sleep for college in “running off 5 hours of sleep coffee and bread #collegecore”. Their humor is also very quick and referential, such as the deadpan analysis in “well that’s usually how expressions work i fear” and the tongue‑in‑cheek fandom callouts like “u can tell whoever made this does not know the fandom its heated RIVALRY! why wouldn’t it be draco can we be srs”, which shows both meta-thinking and fandom literacy. They are highly creative and fannish: they talk about drawing in Photoshop in “drawing w photoshop…”, obsess over ships and BL (Heated Rivalry, Cherry Blossoms After Winter, etc.) in tweets like “my roommate watched heated rivalry and she said it was freaky” and “CHERRY BLOSSOMS AFTER WINTER IS GETTING ANOTHER SEASON ????”, and show self-aware fixation in “fixation so bad i was gonna get this”. While they have some Slytherin-adjacent snark (“ivan is so fucking ugly i need to punt him”) and Gryffindor impulsivity in their bluntness, the dominant pattern is a witty, hyper-online nerd who enjoys analyzing media and living in their interests. This mix of intellectual engagement, academic focus, and clever, referential humor aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.
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Your song
girls - girl in red
A fitting song for them is girls by girl in red, which matches their chaotic queer energy, blunt humor, and romantic fixation. Their bio (“local homewrecker | harua enjoyer”) and tweets like “shopping haul #areuoneofthosehomos …” and “putting 2 bottoms together does not make a top” show a very openly queer, unserious tone that aligns with the song’s candid lyrics about attraction to girls. The way they gush over characters and ships, such as “yuma and harua omfg” and “byclair is so peak”, mirrors the obsessive, yearning vibe of the song. Their posts mixing horny jokes and romantic drama—like “imagine fucking someone while wearing a babydoll” and “having matching contact pics is so peak”—fit the messy, intense feelings in girls. Overall, the track’s mix of playful gay chaos and genuine emotion matches both their fandom obsessions and their day-to-day college life tweets.
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