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Bart Simpson is a mischievous, rebellious teen who loves to provoke and mock authority. This user frequently posts sarcastic, provocative jokes and challenges, such as offering a fight for followers: "Ogłaszam, że jeśli nabijecie mi 1000 followersów, to zgodzę się na pojedynek w Fame MMA z @DarRamesnis (ewentualnie z Antonim z Kijowa)". They also mock other users and groups with hyperbolic statements like "Influencerki pokazujące tramwaje w Moskwie na tiktoku są GROŹNIEJSZE OD RAKIET XD". Their constant use of internet slang, "XD", "xddd", and ratio battles ("Szybkie ratio nad miłośnikiem banderowskich terrorystów wleciało") mirrors Bart’s love for stirring up trouble and seeking attention. Like Bart’s catch‑phrase "Eat my shorts", they often dismiss others with sarcasm: "Odruchowo chciałem dać lajka bo myślałem że to ironia, ale to jest prawdziwy człowiek z prawdziwą opinią xddd".

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His frequent engagement with strangers, joking about being blocked and asking if he’s becoming famous ("Śmieszy mnie, że gdy wejdę w komentarze w losowym wątku na twitterze… Czy ja zaczynam być sławny?") shows a clear extraverted drive for external interaction. He often jumps to abstract, imaginative scenarios such as linking Giertych’s ancestors to an endless energy source ("Gdyby można było podłączyć groby przodków Giertycha…") which points to an intuitive (N) style. The sarcastic, logical critiques in tweets like "Czyli ta dziwka, Stanowski nagrał 3‑godzinny materiał i go nie opublikował, bo kamraci w nim zbyt dobrze wypadli?" reveal a thinking (T) preference over emotional concern. His impulsive, unstructured posting schedule and offers like "Ogłaszam, że jeśli nabijecie mi 1000 followersów, to zgodzę się na pojedynek w Fame MMA…" illustrate a perceiving (P) attitude. Together these traits match the ENTP profile, the classic “debater” who thrives on wit, speculation, and spontaneous interaction.

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Satirist, meme curator & ex-pat in Mumbai. I once lost my passport in a monsoon puddle and found a meme. Coffee lover, chasing viral threads. #DigitalNomad– @eur82602

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His self‑declared "Maciakista i Pacyfista 🕊️" nature is captured by the sweet mango, while the vodka nods to his claim of being a "Prawdziwy Polak 100% z Polski." The fiery chili‑infused tequila mirrors his provocative tweet "a true Russophile will see this graphic and say 'hell yeah'" and his love of war‑flavored memes. The splash of grenadine represents the blood‑red rhetoric of posts like "Szybkie ratio nad miłośnikiem banderowskich terrorystów wleciało". He even jokes about setting flags in his profile for a possible war, "Idę spać więc w razie gdyby wojna wybuchła to ustawiam taktycznie flagi w profilu 🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪", which is why the drink is garnished with a tiny Venezuelan flag. Overall, this bold, contradictory mix embodies his blend of Polish pride, Indian locale, and incendiary online persona.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows strong ambition and cunning, as seen in the tweet "Ogłaszam, że jeśli nabijecie mi 1000 followersów, to zgodzę się na pojedynek w Fame MMA...", seeking followers to secure a fight. They consistently use provocative, manipulative content to attract attention, like "a true Russophile will see this graphic and say 'hell yeah'" and "Nie mam coś ostatnio weny do tweetowania, więc wrzucam mema z Maciakiem żeby zasięgi całkowicie nie zdechły". Their willingness to stir controversy and exploit polarizing topics, such as "Kiedy już debata się skończyła a typ coś jeszcze szczeka że nie szanuje Putina", reflects the Slytherin traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and a disregard for conventional morality. This pattern of self‑promotion and strategic provocation aligns best with Slytherin.

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The user’s stream of profane, confrontational posts mirrors the defiant chant of Rage Against the Machine's 'Killing in the Name', especially its repeated 'Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.' Their tweet 'Kiedy już debata się skończyła a typ coś jeszcze szczeka że nie szanuje Putina' shows a refusal to bow to mainstream criticism, just as the song rebels against authority. Frequent war references, such as 'Idę spać więc w razie gdyby wojna wybuchła to ustawiam taktycznie flagi w profilu 🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪', echo the song’s aggressive stance on conflict. The mocking of political terminology in 'Ktoś mi wytłumaczy o co chodzi z tym terminem ‘nielegalna inwazja’? xD Da się dokonać inwazji legalnie?' fits the track’s critique of power structures. Finally, the challenge 'Ogłaszam, że jeśli nabijecie mi 1000 followersów, to zgodzę się na pojedynek w Fame MMA' reflects the raw, confrontational energy of the song.

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