Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Historical Literacy: References WWII, Roman, Prussian, and Illyrian history in multiple tweets.
- Cultural Fluency: Mentions Croat identity, pagan wizardry, Edda, and pan‑European themes.
- Multilingual Use: Mixes symbols, zodiac signs, Slavic stylized text, and occasional foreign phrases.
- Creative Humor: Creates memes and satirical lines like “The endpoint of looksmaxing is just being a homosexual.”
- Self‑Reflection: Notes personal ideological shifts, e.g., “4 years since I stopped being a fascist.”
Weaknesses:
- Extremist Language: Uses antisemitic and hateful phrases such as “I hate the goyim.”
- Contradictory Ideology: Supports EU pragmatically while urging Caesarism and anti‑democratic sentiment.
- Provocative Tone: Frequent inflammatory statements like “Bitch got what she deserved.”
- Incoherent Messaging: Tweets jump between unrelated memes and topics without clear argument structure.
- Misinformation: Spreads dubious claims, e.g., “Trump fired 6 million federal employees.”
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
The user’s self‑portrayal as a 'rightful duke', love of aristocratic hierarchy, disdain for 'the masses', and frequent calls for elitist policies (e.g., 'People with an IQ under 90 should be prohibited from procreation.') mirror the old‑money, reactionary billionaire Mr. Burns. Their obsession with Roman and Prussian greatness ('The Prussian mind cannot understand Austrian excellence.') and desire for a neo‑junkers elite ('Landed Gentry is the only resistance. We must buy farms and become neo junkers.') echo Burns’s nostalgia for a bygone empire and his wish to dominate Springfield. The user’s frequent hateful and vengeful language ('I hate the goyim so fucking much.', 'I am vengeance.') aligns with Burns’s contempt for the common folk and his ruthless pursuit of power. Their penchant for dark, metal‑themed imagery and anti‑progressive memes also fits Burns’s grim, cynical worldview. Overall, the combination of aristocratic self‑image, reactionary ideology, and ruthless elitism best matches Mr. Burns.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
The communication style is more introverted (I), as they express complex thoughts and ideas through tweets and often engage in deep analysis, such as in 'Buddhism, Islam and most forms of Christianity are not part of the perennial tradition.' They process information intuitively (N), demonstrating a focus on future possibilities and abstract concepts, as seen in 'The united states of America really set itself up to try to emulate Rome, and it ended up emulating Carthage.' Decision-making is primarily logical (T), indicated by statements like 'People with an IQ under 90 should be prohibited from procreation.' Finally, they exhibit a perceiving (P) lifestyle, showing flexibility and adaptability in their views, as highlighted by 'After reconsidering a lot of things. I fully support the EU.'
Some pickup lines for you
- Your love for the Danube and lower Pannonia has me thinking we could start a modern empire—first step: a coffee‑fueled brunch where we draft a constitution for two.
- If I were to write a metal anthem for you, it would be a Manowar‑style riff titled 'Pagan Wizard of My Heart'—shall we headbang under a candlelit sky?
- You claim the curse is real, but the only curse I feel is not having you beside me while we share a cigarette and discuss the rise and fall of Rome.
- From Dune messiah to HBO's Rome, you love epic sagas—let's write our own: a love story where the hero is a metal‑loving aristocrat and the heroine is a pagan wizard, ending with a toast of mead.
- Your bio says you're a true aristocrat of the soul and a metalhead—how about we pledge fealty to each other over a black coffee and a playlist of Manowar?
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Your new Twitter bio
Historian, metal enthusiast, and vintage map collector; once tried to smuggle a medieval sword on a train. Curious mind exploring Europe's past.– @EuReactionary
Your signature cocktail
Illyrian Iron Elixir
The Illyrian Iron Elixir blends smoky bourbon, bitter absinthe, and a shot of black coffee to echo EuReactionary’s love for aristocratic decadence and dark esotericism. A dash of blood orange liqueur adds a reddish hue that recalls their fascination with Roman bloodlines and the phrase "The order of the 9 faggøts memes are getting tiresome." The final garnish of a pinch of sea salt reflects the "Somewhere Between the 3 Rivers" location and the bitter, salty edge of tweets like "I hate the goyim so fucking much." As they often declare, "Bla bla bla. You will submit to the Sacrum Imperium Romanum," this cocktail feels like a ritual offering to a modern‑day Roman empire. The drink’s intensity matches their statement "I'm a simple man. I see ♏ in a woman's bio and I block."
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Based on the user's emphasis on elitism, hierarchy, ambition for power, and willingness to manipulate and dominate, they align with Slytherin. The tweet "Landed Gentry is the only resistance. We must buy farms and become neo junkers. This is how we save the west." shows a desire for aristocratic power. Their statement "After reconsidering a lot of things. I fully support the EU ... the more unified Europe ... the more likely the rise of caesarism." reveals ambition for a strong empire. The tweet "People with an IQ under 90 should be prohibited from procreation." demonstrates a belief in superiority and cunning selection. Additionally, they assert "If you aren't a monarchist, you're a leftist. Sorry I don't make the rules." reflecting a controlling, rule‑making mindset typical of Slytherin.
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Your song
Warriors of the World United - Manowar
The metal anthem 'Warriors of the World United' by Manowar fits EuReactionary's self‑image as a militant aristocrat and lover of ancient empire. In tweets they proclaim 'I am vengeance' and 'Landed Gentry is the only resistance', showing a desire for warrior glory and elite hierarchy. Their repeated references to Roman themes ('HBO's Rome has me in such a romaboo mood') and their self‑identification as a metalhead ('I listen to Manowar unironically') align directly with the song's celebration of warrior unity and conquest. The lyrics 'We are the warriors of the world united' echo their call for a unified, strong, reactionary Europe ('the rise of caesarism') and their disdain for modern liberalism ('I hate the goyim'). The aggressive, triumphalist tone of the song matches the aggressive, anti‑liberal, extremist tone of many of their tweets.
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