Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Reflects on mood swings and causes, like in “my mood goes from extreme like euphoria life is wonderful i love being alive to being unable to get out of bed…” and plans to fix it.
- Introspective: Thinks deeply about soul, shame, beauty, and meaning in tweets like “your character, your soul is reflected onto your face…” and “when i die and look back i will realise i spent my whole life thinking…”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares joy and despair, such as “life is so beautiful man everything is just so beautiful” and “there better be a light at the end of this fucking tunnel or i will blow it up myself”.
- Philosophical: Talks about moderation, degeneracy, spiritual purity, and righteous living in threads like “if you live prosperously and true to your feelings everything will genuinely work out…” and “overindulging is spiritually impure…”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and self-deprecation, for example “i would be so good at getting beheaded”, “sometimes i get scared im like 85iq”, and dramatizing rain in “MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS JUST GETTING RAINED ON…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequent references to suicide and harming himself, like “i feel sick to my stomach im gonna kill myself” and “if this continues i dont want to at all but ill have no choice but to kill myself”.
- Unstable-mood: Describes extreme emotional swings in “my mood goes from extreme like euphoria… to being unable to get out of bed” and fears change in “im just scared man im scared of anything changing…”.
- Substance-reliant: Leans on cigarettes and alcohol despite health worries, as in “i spend way too much money on cigarettes”, “my lungs feel fucked up recently i think maybe i gotta give up the smokes man”, and “i need vodka NOW or im gonna die”.
- Judgmental: Harshly criticizes others, like calling a tweet “Disgusting degeneracy. people who post like this should genuinely be executed” in this post and shaming a homeless man in “even if ur literally dying you should have atleast some dignity and pride”.
- Health-neglecting: Reports frequent sickness, nausea, vomiting and still pushes himself, e.g. “i just got my blood taken and immediately threw up gosh my whole life is being sick ill probably die throwing up” and jokes about taking all the medicine in “checking the dates on all the medicine… just makes me want to take everything in there just for fun”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: introspective, precociously philosophical, and oscillating between idealism and despair. Like Lisa, he overthinks meaning and morality, writing about how “your character, your soul is reflected onto your face” in “your character, your soul is reflected onto your face it doesnt matter if someone is conventionally unattractive…” and condemning overindulgence as “spiritually impure” in “overindulging is spiritually impure and usually your soul id like to think your spirit gets sick of it…”. He has a strong ethical and spiritual streak, promising “ill try and be good, okay God?” and reflecting on shame and redemption in “if you are a prostitute or a thief if you have even a bit of shame you can be redeemed”, which mirrors Lisa’s moral seriousness. At the same time, he feels alienated and emotionally volatile, describing wild mood swings in “my mood goes from extreme like euphoria life is wonderful i love being alive to being unable to get out of bed” and a sense of cosmic unfairness in “why is this happening to me? am i being punished?”, much like Lisa’s frequent sadness and feeling of being misunderstood. His love of reading outside and thinking deeply, as in “when i die and look back i will realise i spent my whole life thinking and having thoughts and i will be happy”, further cements the parallel to Lisa’s intellectual, reflective nature.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as clearly introverted (I): most activities are solitary or inward-focused (reading, smoking alone, walking to bridges, sitting in parks), and they emphasize not interacting with people much in real life: “i don’t interact with anyone outside of shopkeepers or my family irl”. Their timeline is dominated by abstract reflections, symbolism, and meaning-making, which indicates intuition (N), e.g. turning a bad mood into metaphor: “my life is precariously balanced as if removing a single blade of grass from the garden of my heart would throw me into eternal despair” and talking about spirit, soul, and enlightenment: “overindulging is spiritually impure… enlightenment resolves this”. Their values and judgments are feelings-driven and moralistic rather than strictly logical, pointing to feeling (F): they talk about shame and redemption (“if you are a prostitute or a thief if you have even a bit of shame you can be redeemed”), beauty of the soul shining through faces (“your character, your soul is reflected onto your face”), and frequently react emotionally ("i feel sick to my stomach im gonna kill myself"), even when harsh or judgmental. Their life appears spontaneous, mood-driven, and unstructured—heavy swings in emotion, impulsive smoking/drinking, and little emphasis on schedules or orderly planning—suggesting perceiving (P): they drink and then realize they may have overdone it (“fuck i think i drank too much im dizzy as fuck”), and casually note sleeping wildly irregular hours: “i just slept 8 hours… and went back to sleep for another 12 hours”. Overall, the introspective, idealistic, soul-focused, emotionally intense, and somewhat chaotic style fits INFP more than any other type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your life is ‘just getting rained on’ and ‘getting wet every time you leave the house,’ you might as well stand under my umbrella so we can complain about the weather together and quote anime rain scenes in stereo.
- You said when you die and look back you’ll be happy you spent your whole life thinking—can I submit a thesis topic for your consideration: ‘The metaphysical impact of a cute blue‑haired girlfriend who follows Isaac everywhere and steals his cigarettes.’
- You talk about wanting to live ‘righteously and with a dream with spirit with soul’—if you ever want someone to sit in the park, watch the bands, read outside, and try to be good together (okay God?), I’d like to apply for that role.
- Your dream about the plastic surgeon changing your face while you kept carving it back with a knife is wild, but honestly you don’t need surgery: you already ‘chadfish’ with your voice, smoke in telephone boxes, and get outfit‑mogged only in big cities—that’s peak character arc material.
- Your mood swings from ‘EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY!!!!!’ to ‘I’m gonna kill myself’ to ‘life is so beautiful man’ to hot chocolate with the window open and DDLC rereads… I don’t want to fix that, I just want the honor of being one of the beautiful little fragments that makes it all feel worth it.
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16 | writes thoughts between cigarettes and rainstorms. Once threw a chip across the room and found it in his sock. Trying to live with soul.– @eva4ng3l1cal
Your signature cocktail
Light at the End of the Vodka Tunnel
This cocktail starts with vodka as the base, a nod to him sneaking sips and dramatically needing it: “i drank like 100ml 150 of vodka but i dont feel drunk AT ALL!!!!” and “i need vodka NOW or im gonna die”. Cold brew coffee captures his NEET insomnia and oscillating energy, from “need to sleep going out at 9:30am tomorrow.” to spending nights thinking and tweeting about life: “when i die and look back i will realise i spent my whole life thinking and having thoughts and i will be happy”. Blackcurrant liqueur brings a dark sweetness for his romantic, dramatic side, missing girls and summer: “hey i kinda miss you can you text me again?” and “i miss summer so bad… this summer i am going to be outside every single day”. A dash of sea salt represents the constant sick, raw edge of his life – blood tests, nausea, rain and headaches: “my whole life is being sick ill probably die throwing up” and “MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS JUST GETTING RAINED ON”. Finally, a lemon twist stands for his sudden streaks of enlightenment and optimism cutting through the gloom: “had a good day today i had some profound revelations in general and i read a lot.” and “EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY!!!!!”. Strong but slightly sweet, bitter at the back, and a bit experimental, it’s made for the boy who tweets “there better be a light at the end of this fucking tunnel or i will blow it up myself” and somehow still believes in stars, clouds, and spirit.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Isaac shows a strong introspective and intellectual streak that fits Ravenclaw best. He frequently reflects on philosophy and spirituality, like when he writes about moderation and overindulgence harming the soul and links it to enlightenment in “overindulging is spiritually impure and usually your soul id like to think your spirit gets sick of it… enlightenment resolves this” and “if you live prosperously and true to your feelings… u need to live righteously and with a dream with spirit with soul and eat the fruits of life”. He clearly loves ideas, books, and thinking: he talks about reading outside as more peaceful in “i havent even had the chance to read much recently i remember this sucks every time i wanna go out i like reading outside its more peaceful”, rereads visual novels and cries over them in “rereading ddlc on my phone i forgot how cute it was its the reason i got into visual novels i remember when i finished the game i cried”, and even says “when i die and look back i will realise i spent my whole life thinking and having thoughts and i will be happy”. He analyzes people and society in a detached, almost essay-like way, such as his comments on social media, shame, and character being reflected in the face in “your character, your soul is reflected onto your face… you can tell if theyre evil and you can tell if theyre just a husk” and “there was a crying baby in the waiting room… what ties us together as people to a degree is shame”. While he has flashes of Gryffindor impulsiveness (talk of knives, beheading, threats, or dramatic language) and Slytherin self‑focus, his core identity is built around reflection, aesthetic sensitivity, and a love of ideas, which are classic Ravenclaw traits.
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Your song
Bored to Death - blink-182
A well-fitting song for Isaac is “Bored to Death” by blink-182, which mixes teenage nihilism, insomnia, and a desperate hope that things might still matter. The song’s themes of being stuck in a loop and feeling punished by life echo tweets like “there better be a light at the end of this fucking tunnel or i will blow it up myself” and “why is this happening to me? am i being punished? if this continues i dont want to at all but ill have no choice but to kill myself”. Its mix of depressive spirals and sudden bursts of resolve mirrors his swings between “i wish my emotions were more consistent i hate alternating between extreme happiness and feeling truly alive to being unable to get out of bed and feeling like everything is meaningless” and affirmations like “EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY!!!!!”. The song also fits his 16-year-old, cigarette-and-vodka, slightly romanticised self-destruction vibe seen in “i spend way too much money on cigarettes” and “i drank like 100ml 150 of vodka but i dont feel drunk AT ALL!!!!”. Finally, there’s a bittersweet, nostalgic tone—like his longing for summer and connection in “i miss summer so bad i miss the clouds this summer i am going to be outside every single day 24 hours a day” and “hey i kinda miss you can you text me again?”—that fits perfectly with the song’s sense of being haunted by memories while still stumbling forward.
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