Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Makes original multi‑image memes like the "filipino math" post and quirky picture threads.
- Authentic: Openly shares pronouns, queer identity, and Ace coming‑out experience in several tweets.
- Humorous: Uses off‑beat jokes such as the "if you were a 26‑year‑old man, what burger" question.
- Community‑Focused: Calls for mutuals, promotes others, and offers tarot readings to engage followers.
- Reflective: Posts thoughtful commentary on heritage and identity, e.g., the colonization and queerness tweet.
Weaknesses:
- Validation‑Seeking: Frequently asks for more mutuals and attention, e.g., "i need more mutuals but my promotweets dont get shit".
- Impulsive Posting: Shares unfiltered, random content like "i have one year to commit as many crimes as humanly possible".
- Over‑Sharing: Reveals personal family struggles and emotional distress publicly, such as the mother criticism tweet.
- Inconsistent Focus: Tweets jump between tarot, Roblox, crime jokes, and memes without a clear thematic thread.
- Negative Self‑Talk: Often expresses self‑deprecation and frustration, e.g., describing herself as "overgrown overweight moody spoiled 13‑year‑old".
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson is the best match because she is an intellectually curious, socially conscious teen who often feels out of place, much like cressie's tweets. For example, cressie writes, "before colonization, queerness & being trans / non binary was worshipped in the philippines... happy filipino heritage month" showing a strong activist voice similar to Lisa's. They also mention being a "tarot reader of nearly 4 years" and enjoying reading and journaling, echoing Lisa's love of books and learning. Their frequent identity exploration, as seen in "i dont know because i literally have no stable sense of identity lol" and "asexual and i like girls", parallels Lisa's moments of self‑reflection and questioning. Finally, their teenage angst and humor, such as "turning 17 on the 17th, wtf is this bojack horseman reference" and complaining about being "shadowbanned🧍", mirrors Lisa's witty, slightly neurotic teenage perspective.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
The user’s frequent self‑reflective and hesitant language ("am i shadowbanned🧍", "i need more mutuals but my promotweets dont get shit from my target audience💔💔") suggests an introverted focus on internal thoughts rather than outward social energy. Their interest in symbolism, tarot, and abstract cultural commentary ("I’m a tarot reader of nearly 4 years now…", "before colonization, queerness & being trans / non binary was worshipped in the Philippines…") points to an intuitive (N) way of processing information. The strong emphasis on personal values, empathy, and social justice ("as an asian american…fandom has always excluded poc", "I love emo music. I think.") shows a feeling (F) decision‑making style. Mentions of exploring multiple future possibilities and a flexible attitude ("i might do nursing or social work", "I have one year left until they can send me to jail") indicate a perceiving (P) orientation. Combining these traits, the profile aligns best with the INFP personality type, known for introspective, value‑driven, creative individuals.
Some pickup lines for you
- If I shuffle my tarot and pull the Lovers, the Devil and the Ace of Cups, I see a White Devil's Daughter and an ace ready to share a lactose‑free latte—care to let me read our future together?
- If I could edit Gacha Life, I'd give a character your signature blonde bangs, black hair, and that fierce 4'11 Asian vibe—plus a dash of Cressie Day sparkle—so we could finally star in a GLMV where the heroine steals my heart.
- I saw your Roblox SOS—let's build a virtual hangout where we crack the 'Filipino math' of being a 4'11 Asian in a giant world, share a lactose‑free latte, and let the tarot decide which dark joke wins.
- Little Misfortune once whispered, 'Why did the ghost break up with the vampire? Because it was a toxic relationship.' Want to swap dark jokes under the night sky and see who's the real misfortune?
- Your post on pre‑colonial queer worship in the Philippines inspired me—imagine two ace Scorpios rewriting history over Filipino coffee, no labels needed, just endless midnight conversations.
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17-year-old tarot reader & storyteller. Filipino, asexual, gamer, & emo music lover. Once turned a birthday cake into a tarot spread. #CressieChronicles– @evanescress
Your signature cocktail
White Devil's Daughter
The White Devil's Daughter is a striking white‑on‑black cocktail that mirrors cressie's self‑identified “white devil’s daughter” and fluid gender expression. A base of clear gin represents the “they/her/him” fluidity, while lychee liqueur and yuzu juice bring bright, tropical flavors of their Filipino heritage, echoing the tweet 'before colonization, queerness & being trans / non binary was worshipped in the philippines.' A dash of activated charcoal and orange bitters adds a dark, bitter edge that nods to their love of dark humor, as they wrote 'i have one year to commit as many crimes as humanly possible…'. Finally, a sprinkle of edible glitter and a tarot‑card ice cube celebrates their tarot reading passion, recalling the line 'i’m a tarot reader of nearly 4 years now.'
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user shows strong intellectual curiosity and a love for learning, as seen in their tweet about pre‑colonial queerness: "before colonization, queerness & being trans / non binary was worshipped in the Philippines. but of course, white people thought it was uncivilized..." and their desire to write a tarot‑based analysis of an anime: "im a tarot reader of nearly 4 years now, would anyone care if i posted a shuyuka analysis from the lens of their respective arcanas thread?". They frequently mention reading, journaling, and exploring academic interests, for example: "uhhhh i do just about anything but recently reading, journaling, sewing." and "i might do criminology or political science but realistically that probably wouldnt work out for me so i might do nursing or social work". Their tweets also reveal a reflective, inquisitive nature, questioning gender norms and cultural stereotypes such as "women dress for the male gaze" and "what is it with filipino dads and calling boy pets 'boy' even though they have names😭". While they sprinkle humor and social longing throughout, the dominant pattern is a pursuit of insight, self‑understanding, and analytical thinking. These traits align best with Ravenclaw’s values of wisdom, curiosity, and intellectual growth.
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Creep - Radiohead
Their tweets repeatedly highlight feeling like an outsider, such as 'filipino math but its youre vietnamese to vietnamese people...' and 'I dont know because i literally have no stable sense of identity lol', which mirrors the lyric 'I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo'. They also mention being misidentified and excluded, e.g., 'as an asian american ... fandom has always excluded poc', echoing the song's theme of not fitting in. The repeated references to darkness ('the dark') and a yearning for acceptance align with the melancholic tone of Radiohead's 'Creep'.
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